Disclaimer: I do not own KHR. I only own Alice and Tsuki.

Warnings: Cursing involved. Tsuki involved. Tsuna's cuteness involved. Randomness involved. Stuff involved. Plot involved.

A/N: Heya! How's it going? I am back! Muahahhaha! Okay, it's the holiday(for me) and I am currently working to earn money(to buy cosplay) and I'm having a writer's block. Isn't that great? I hate my life. Enjoy the story!

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Arisu POV

I surveyed my surroundings. Where is this place? I'm at a lake with a waterfall surrounded by forests. The sky was grey as if about to rain.

"Arisu." A familiar voice called out. I turned around to see a girl who looked like me but with white hair and brown eyes. We could be twins if she had brown hair like me...

"You are...?" I asked. She laughed and pointed to herself.

"It's me, Arisu! I'm Tsuki! Your Inner!" She grinned.

I blinked once. Then twice. "Excuse me what? Did I hear you correctly? And why am I so tall all of a sudden...?"

I looked at my body. My paws turned to hands! My hind legs were human legs!

"Is this a dream?! Holy shit! I'm human!" I was so freaking happy until Tsuki interrupted me.

"In this world of course, you are human. However, physically, you are a feline." Tsuki explained.

"This world...?" I furrowed my eyebrows.

"This place is your mind scape. Kinda like the one Naruto has with Kurama."

"Oh... I see... So... You have been living here?" Tsuki nodded.

"How did you survive, Tsuki?" I asked.

"There's a thing called being a ninja by searching for food."

I blinked. She had to search for food? I didn't know Inners did that.

"Course you wouldn't know. You not an Inner. You are an Outer. You live physically and I live mentally. Though, I must say, your mind scape is pretty interesting. Normally people's mind are like buildings of sorts."

"So... You're saying I'm not normal...?" I asked.

"In a sense, yes. You are supposed to be a dead person but you're still alive. Like Nagi, she was supposed to die, but Mukuro saved her. Her mind scape is of a lake after all."

I nodded. "I see..."

Tsuki clicked her tongue. "Someone is coming."

I blinked. "Into my mind scape...?"

She nodded. "I smell a pineapple... I shall hide myself. Good luck to you." She then jumped into the lake and swam towards the waterfall, hiding behind it. Must be a cave back there.

I sweatdropped and sighed. A pineapple... Don't tell me...

"Kufufufu~ What do we have here?" I froze in shock. It is him! HOLY MOTHER OF PINEAP- Okay brain! Not the time!

I turn around to the voice. A mist covering the figure. "Who are you...? Are you the Pineapple Fairy?" I asked.

"Kufufufu~ My name is Rokudo Mukuro, not Pineapple Fairy." His face darkens, even though I can't see him, I can tell.

"Tanaka Arisu, pleasure to meet you, Pineapple Fairy-san." I said with a straight face, mimicking Fran.

"Why are you here, Fairy-san? Have you come to take me to your Pineapple Land? Yay! Take me there!" I said, still mimicking Fran.

His face darkens even more. "I am not the Pineapple Fairy and I am not taking you to Pineapple Land. I am here by accident."

I raise an eyebrow. "Accident?"

He nodded. "A mere accident... But since you know who I am, I'll have to eliminate you."

I paled. WHO ASKED YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR NAME, DUMBASS!

"W-What?! Eliminate me?! Why?!" I shouted in panic.

"This is the Mafia, the cruel life of Mafia." He explained.

"Mafia?!" I shouted yet again.

"I'll eliminate you soon enough. I'll just have to find your name and track you down. Watch out..." With that, he disappeared.

I sighed of relieve. Find my name huh? Impossible!

I don't exist! As human that is. The one Mukuro met is the human me, but in reality he is going to meet a cat.

Okay, I'm good! I have nothing to worry about!

I begin laughing. "Crazy Outer."

I turn around. "Tsuki!"

"No shit. Now, time for you to get out. You have big days coming up with the fucking Pineapple Fairy lurking around with his magic wand."

I immediately pictured Mukuro doing Magical Girl Transformation (Like Sailor Moon Transformation)... I shuddered. Bad idea...

"In the name of the Pineapples, I will punish you!" Tsuki shouted triumphantly.

I poked her ribs. "Don't even think about it!"

"Alright, alright. Geez, such a bitch..." Tsuki scowled.

"You're a bitch too!" I pointed at her. She snorted.

"Let's get you outta here."

After that, I saw darkness.

-Timeskip-

I jolted awake. I was in my cat house.

Alice.

Tsuki. How wonderful of you to join me in this waking ceremony. I said sarcastically.

Haha. Very funny Alice.

What do you want? I asked.

You know what day today is?

Uh... Your birthday...?

No you idiot! The day Haru comes along!

HOL-

Exactly!

Let's just hope she doesn't see us and try to crush us.

Indeed. I wouldn't want that to happen.

Both of us shivered. The thought just sends chills down spines.

"I'm back!" Tsuna shouted.

"Sorry for the intrusion!" Two voices shouted as well Gokudera and Yamamoto I assume.

I got out of my cat house and walked infront of Tsuna.

'Welcome home my dear Tuna. Great to see you again, Gokudera. Pleasure to meet you, Yamamoto.'

Tsuna sweatdropped. Gokudera pointed at me. "UMA! YOU'RE HERE!"

Yamamoto just laughed. "Wow, Tsuna! This cat can talk! It's so smart!"

'I am not an it, I am a she.' I corrected him.

"WHAT ARE YOU?!" Gokudera continued to point at me.

"Ahahaha! You're cat is so smart!" Yamamoto continued laughing.

Tsuna was sulking.

Yep. Great day, now it's going to be even worse when Haru is around.

Chaos is gonna run through this house, especially Tsuna's room.

Yup. A great day it is.

Chapter End

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A/N: Hope you enjoyed the story! I love you guys! Comments and Reviews gives me motivation! /Gives hugs

I thank you for supporting this story, I had no confidence in this story at first to be honest, but after seeing the comments and reviews, it really gave me courage to continue this story. I really really can't do this without you guys! I LOVE YOU!

Question: What do you think Alice's flame would be?