Megamess
Author's Note:
Okay guys, you can officially feed me to the gators, I broke my promise... Damn those new Megamind fanfictions! I just get so wrapped up in them! I dedicate this chapter to Up In Arms100, he/she has been a great supporter and i have now given him/her a surprise! Hope you like it Up In Arms100!
Heather ran up the sidewalk in one of Roxanne's spring dresses, it was a little too big, but it worked for now until they bought her some clothes. She also had on a pair of sandles which fit a little better than the dress.
"I's so refreshing out here!" Heather yelled excited.
"Don't run so fast! You'll trip and fall!" Roxanne scolded.
Heather slowed down but stayed ahead. Minion sped up to her. "I'll stay with her. We'll see you at the office!" Minion caught up with the girl.
Roxanne and Megamind stayed behind, walking hand-in-hand.
"That dress is huge on her! See? I knew I was fat!" Roxanne looked ashamed.
"You are not! You're perfect to me…" With that he lifted her chin and gave her a kiss, she turned deep crimson.
"You're too sweet…"
Heather and Minion arrived to the building first. She looked up at the tall building that read "Metro MT".
"Vhat does 'MT' stahnd for?"
"Medical Transcription." Minion informed her.
"Hey! I have a degree in zat, I's in my bag." She said pointing to her mysterious bag, she still hadn't taken any of its contents out.
"Haha that's awesome! You should get a job here! That'd be so cool!"
"Vell, zat's a very good idea, I'll vait to see vhere I end up and if I'm close, I'll vork here!" Heather smiled.
"What doe you mean 'to see where you end up'?"
"Vell, I doubt Meegamind und Roxanne vould vant to keep me. I'm joost a burden…" Heather looked down.
"No you're not! I can assure you that even if you don't stay with them, you'll stay close!" Minion said with a wink.
"Hee hee, aww you'd take me Minion? Joo are such a nice feesh!" Heather beamed.
They walked into the building and went straight to the elevator, Heather didn't notice anything interesting down in the lobby, just desks with phones and answering machines. Up the elevator they went, Heather started humming to "Hallelujah" Minion soon joined it. They heard the ding of the elevator and instantly stopped the doors jiggled open and they stated giggling. They walked out.
"Vell, you go first, I dunno where to go!" Heather mocked.
"Fine! Follow me, your highness" Minion bowed.
"Zat's better!" Heather giggled again.
Heather walked behind Minion and looked at her surroundings, there were not a lot of people there, considering they ran there so fast, it wasn't surprising. There were lots of desks, lots of computers, and lots of headphones. At least everyone had their own cubicle to show some personality. She spotted one and figured whose it was instantly.
"Zat's one's Meegamind's, no? Or is Roxanne very egotistical?"
The cubical had pictures of Roxanne everywhere, some of Roxanne and Megamind, but mostly of just Roxanne.
"Yes, that one is Sir's cubical, and if you look to the left, you might figure out who that one's is…"
The one next to his was devoured in pictures of the blue alien, a lot of him smiling, his usual smirk, and some with true, genuine, 'I'm-very-happy' smiles. Heather smiled at the one of Megamind giving bunny ears to his Roxanne.
"Ummm, yours Minion?" Heather joked.
"Ha Ha Heather, very funny" Minion rolled his eyes. Heather giggled.
"I Thought so."
They suddenly heard a voice behind them,
"And who is this cutie you've brought to us Minion?" Wayne Scott said in a loud, friendly voice.
"Ahh Wayne, this is Heather, she's staying at Megamind and Roxanne's place."
"Well hello Heather, it's nice to meet you." Wayne smiled.
"Hallo Vayne, I's nice to meet joo too." Heather said shyly.
"Haha, German? That's an awfully cute accent you've got there."
"Sanks Vayne." Suddenly a chubby redhead popped out.
"Well who's the new girl, and why haven't we been introduced?"
"Hallo sir, I'm Heather, and vho are joo?" Wayne glared at Hal.
"That's Hal, he's the office monkey, and pedophile."
"Yeah? Well you're the office baboon! And faker!" Hal glared straight back. Just then Bernard and Josef walked in and up to the little crowd.
"Ahh, you must be Heather. Roxanne told me about you on the phone yesterday." Bernard said, as he sucked out all enthusiasm in the room.
"Joo must be Bernard, and joo must be Josef!" Heather looked at the two.
"How did you know?" Josef asked.
"Meegamind varned me about Bernard, and said Josef vas good."
"Figures…" Bernard scoffed.
Megamind and Roxanne walked in, only to see everyone in a crowd, arguing.
"Shut up faggots! No one cares what you say!" Hal yelled.
"Hey, I care!" Heather shouted back.
"No, you and your fucking Nazi's killed their kind, remember?" Hal smirked. Two seconds later Heather's fist connected with Hal's jaw. She may be a skinny little thing, but she can pack a punch.
"DON'T YOU EVER SAY ZAT!" Heather seethed. Megamind had ran after Heather and had is arms locked into hers, keeping her still. Hal got up. Now, usually he'd be pissed about this. But, when Heather punched him, he found it… hot.
"Hey, you're cute even when you hit me… Call me sometime…" Hal left with a wink. Heather felt like she'd be needing a restraining order soon.
"Eww, zat's so gross!" Megamind had let go of her now and she was just standing around. Then the manager came in…
"Everyone, get to work! Megamind, who's the kid?"
"Sorry sir, she's been staying with us, she has nowhere to go and we couldn't leave her home by herself, she won't be a bother, will you Heather?" Megamind explained and asked.
"Nope, I'll be good, I promise!" Heather smiled sweetly at the manager.
"Well, alright, but don't disturb other workers." With that, the manager walked away.
"Heather, it's alright, you can talk to others if you want, no one does work around here anyway…" Megamind laughed. Heather wandered around the office, just walking around. Wayne waved and caught her attention, she walked over to him.
"Hey girlie, whatcha up to?" Wayne asked.
"Joo do know zat I'm seexteen, no?"
"You're 16? Wow, not girly, little lady!" Wayne laughed, a little extra for some unknown reason. "Well little lady, name a song, we'll enjoy it." Heather held her chin in thought. Suddenly she moved to Wayne's ear, his heart skipped a beat, she whispered the song and he got a devilish smile on his face, "Good one!" he beamed. Everyone heard the beginning guitar part and started to cheer and dance (Except Bernard) at their cubicle. Megamind and Roxanne looked at each other weird and played along. Nobody sang until the chorus, to which Heather sung beautifully yet with full fun in her eyes:
"You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl!"
"I wish that I had Jessie's girl!"
"Where can I find a woman like that?"
After that she sung with Rick Springfield through the whole song, when she ended everyone cheered (Bernard even clapped), she jumped up and down in pure joy, Wayne stared at her, with a special look at his eyes, he noticed his heart was just a little faster than normal…
"Heh, Vayne, I cahn play zat on guitar too. Maybe I should show joo sometime?"
"Err, what? Oh, Yeah! You should, that'd be awesome!" Wayne beamed.
"Vell, I'll get back to Meegamind and Roxanne, sanks for the fun!" with that, Heather walked off, Wayne watched her with sad eyes. Meanwhile, Megamind and Roxanne were laughing their asses off. "Vhat's so funny?" Heather asked with astonishment.
"You wish you had me?" Roxanne asked.
"Vhat? I'm confused." Heather looked puzzled.
"You wish that you had Jessie's girl. Haha, you're still confused huh?" Heather nodded.
"Legally, my name is Jessie, but I like Megamind much better, less feminine…" Megamind pitched in.
"Vow, zat's funny. Vell, sorry Roxanne, I don't vant you like Rick Springfield vants you." Heather winked, Roxanne and "Jessie" started laughing again.
Lunchtime hit and Heather's stomach let everyone know it.
"Grrrrrgggghhhh" Heather's tummy grumbled. "Shut up tummy!" Heather growled back.
Megamind laughed and got up. "How about you and I go get lunch for the three of us?" Heather nodded quickly. Minion already had his fish food out, obviously not needed something from them.
"I'll have a turkey sandwich, you know how I like them right?" Megamind nodded and the two headed for the elevator.
"Wait! I'll go with you guys!" Wayne shouted as he ran after them. The three traveled down the elevator. Wayne loved to mess with Heather, he kept poking at her sides, she screamed everytime from the sudden tickle to her side, which made Wayne laugh. Megamind just watched them, weary of what he was seeing. 'He likes her? He'd better not get too close, she's still only 16, and I'm soon to be her father.' Megamind mentally glared at the man trying to 'steal' his soon-to-be adoptive daughter.
They all walked out of the elevator and headed for the café across the street from the building. Wayne took all of their orders and decided to go for all of them, easier for the lines. Heather caught something from the corner of her eye, an elderly woman was glaring at her intently. She tensed up as soon as she knew who it was. She wrapped her arms around one of Megamind's.
"Heather? What's wrong? Are you okay?" He noticed how scared she looked.
"M-m-m-m-m-m….." Heather stuttered.
"What?"
"Mistress!"
Hee hee, oooh what'll happen next? I dunno, stay tuned, tomorrow I'll have chapter 8! Oh, and I felt the need to say this, as I was writing this, I had my word counter up... Apparently word number 666 was Bernard... 'nuff said... Hope you enjoyed! :)
