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After Jon died, Garfield magically transformed into a diarrhea-filled antelope.
"Moooo." He muttered, "MOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK!"
Jon returned, but in a monkey's body.
"WE DANCE!" they screamed, "WE SING!" they singed.
"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!" screeched Garfield.
"BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK!" barked Oldie, now just a piece of lint.
Two years later, Garfield (back in his normal body) found himself in a trashcan and then farted out explosive
diarrhea made of his mom's blood.
"FUCK!" he muttered, crawling out of the trashcan "MY FUCKING ASS ITCHES LIKE FUCKING, GAWD DAMN IT, SHITTING HELL!"
A rat came up to him "In this life like weeds, you're just a rock to me." said the rat to Garfield.
"SHUT UP, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" he screeched, stomping on the rat.
"And in the faces you meet, you're see the place where you'll die" were the rat's last words before he vanished in a cloud of smoke.
"Fuck." Muttered Garfield, "I need to quit my shit." He got up and began walking home. "I need to pour acid in all of Jon's drinks."
A while later he arrived at his house to find Jon (in his normal body) running around with a dead polar bear on his back.
"I am a magical larpoon!" he screamed, "I AM A MAGICAL LARPOON!"
Oldie (normal too) is running around in circles, chasing his ass which has his tail stuck inside his asshole.
"THAT'S IT!" screeched Garfield, "I'M MAILING YOU ALL TO AFGHANISTAN!"
Nermal arrived at the door, dressed like Osama Bin Ladin-beard and all. "I'LL BE BACK." She said with a Arnold Schwarzenegger-like voice, and left.
"GAWD FUCKING DAMN IT OF AMERICA!" screeched Garfield, his voice exploding with fire and hate "THAT'S IT, I'M FUCKING
SENDING YOU ALL TO HELL!" he pulled out an atomic bomb and set it to go off in 10 seconds.
He ran out the door and then everybody died before dying and died of the atomic bomb, which never went off.
To be continued...
