I Have a Crush on My Professor!!
By: wicariangoddessofthemoon
Chapter 7: The bar, the groping and the fight…?
In one table were Lita and Andrew chatting after finishing a chapter on the book. Lita kept giving him flirty glances and was currently sitting on the desk in front of him. On another desk, Darien and Serena were in a similar position chatting as well. They were all laughing about jokes or about Tomoe's latest victim. It was nearing 6pm, but they never did notice until a janitor came in the lab. They excused themselves and walked out of the lab. Once outside, their laughter stopped and an uncomfortable silence sniped in…well at least for the guys. The girls just whispered while giving them their backs. And what kind of guy would miss the opportunity to drool over a girl's ass? Certainly not these guys!
The girls were talking mindlessly about what to do for the rest of the day giving that they didn't have any homework for once, they wanted to be up to mischief, suddenly an idea popped into their minds and once again a malicious smirk came upon their faces. They looked innocently to the two older men and Serena decided to ask: "Oh Prof. Shields?" He turned slowly while his mind was: Oh shit! Not again… He smiled nervously: "Yes, what is the matter, Miss Tsukino?" She stepped forward as did Lita, Serena started twirling a lock of hair in her hand, Prof. Shields groaned because he knew that whatever she was going to ask he would not be able to refuse.
Next thing our dear professor knew: he was in a bar drinking a whole lot and talking mindlessly about how he hated to always be polite and well-mannered and a bunch of some other stuff that he hated, the girls laughed because luckily they weren't drinkers so they just had some shots of tequila. They were having a good time and the girls were enjoying themselves until…
"So are those real?" a very drunk Prof. Shields asked Serena, she blinked and tilted her head. "I beg your pardon?" she asked unsure of what he had just asked. He rolled his eyes and almost lost his balance and then he stretched his arms and groped her breasts, he smiled smugly. "If they were implants they wouldn't feel like this….I like them!" he continued groping her and smiled with his eyes full of lust. Serena was just frozen, she knew that he was drunk and she couldn't hold it against him but then…
"What about yours Lita?" a very drunk Andrew asked and did as Prof. Shields did and grabbed Lita's breasts, and just like Serena she was frozen in place.
"Ummm Prof. Shields?...First: If you must know: yes they are real. And two: although I don't know if I should feel flattered or insulted, I would really appreciate it if you took your hands of my boobs." She said putting her hands on his wrists and squeezing them harshly. Sure she wanted to seduce him but she wanted to take her sweet time until he was practically begging for her. His faced contorted in pain and she released him. She glanced at Lita who had Andrew's arm behind his back while he was whimpering and begging for her to release him, Serena chuckled, Lita always liked to be the dominant one and it appeared to be that Andrew might be submissive enough for her.
Her attention was taken by Prof. Shields who was laughing and giggling. She tilted her head in confusion and followed his gaze as to what he might be laughing at when she saw that his hands were about to grab her ass as well. She heard him mutter: "a white girl with a black girl's ass…just how I like them!" She moved out of his reach and smacked him in the head. He grunted and whined: "What was that for?!" She smirked and replied: "That was for trying to grab my ass! And this…" she smacked him again he grunted again and she continued: "is for trying to do it again!" He smacked his head against the bar.
She felt someone's hand on her shoulder to find Lita giving Andrew a piggy back ride. Serena was about to question her but Lita held up her hand and said: "Don't ask. Just get a hold of Prof. Shields and let's get out of here." Serena was about to reply but her eyes went wide and she squeaked…and for two reasons: one, Prof. Shields was grabbing her ass; and two, behind Lita was none other than Seiya looking really pissed.
She was about to speak when she heard Prof. Shields whistling and saying: "Well I'll be damned…I could just picture this nice piece of ass in my lap with nothing on and in my bedroom. What do you say…" but he was cut off by Seiya's fist connecting to his jaw. Serena flinched and tried to pull the two men apart. Lita who was giving Andrew a piggy back ride dropped him unceremoniously and with a loud thud he fell to the floor, he groaned and whined: "Hey I was very comfortable in the position I was! The only thing I needed was your boobs as pillow!" and with that he thrashed around in the floor like a two year old, shouting things as not having someone to tend to his needs. But Andrew's whining went on deaf ears as all the attention was drawn to the two girls and two guys: the guys fighting and the girls trying to separate them. When the two guys wouldn't separate, Lita and Serena exchanged glances and nodded without a seconds delay they smacked the two men in the head and both fell to the floor unceremoniously, across the bar a roar of applause could be heard as well as 'whooping' and whistling. The two girls smirked triumphantly and high five. But then they got a bit preoccupied…how they were going to get them to their houses.
Then after discussing Serena and Lita dragged the three men to the car. They drove off; the first stop was Seiya's apartment. After dropping him off, the girls decided that since they didn't know where Andrew and Prof. Shields lived they would just have to wait until they sobered up, and they knew just how to do it. The girls exchanged looks as evil smiles came to their faces and then the mischievous glint appeared in their eyes. They droved to their apartment and dragged the two man inside. After making sure that the door and windows were closed, they fetched two buckets of very cold water and emptied them over the two man, said man sat up in a jolt cursing. They looked confused and then they spotted Serena and Lita who already had packs of ice in their hands. They took the pads of ice and thanked them. Prof. Shields was the first to speak…well ask.
"What happened?" he asked flinching as the ice made contact with his badly bruised head.
Serena debated on whether to tell him or not, and finally opted for: "Well, we went to the bar. You and Andrew got VERY drunk. You asked me if my breasts were real; you grabbed my boobs and said you liked them. Oh! And Andrew grabbed Lita's! Then you tried to grab my ass saying it was like a black girl's ass. After that I smacked you twice. Lastly you finally grabbed my ass, got into a fight with my boyfriend and here we are…OH! And I had to knock you out while Lita knocked my boyfriend out. That's kind of it, nothing much really." She finished telling him the story with a bit of sarcasm at the end. He could only gape at her, he was still trying to make it all sink in when he heard a shriek that came from none other than Andrew.
"WHAT?!" Lita, Serena and Prof. Shields winced and covered their ears. Lita just patted his shoulder and sighed. "Don't worry you are not the only one. Prof. Shields did the same with Serena." She tried to comfort him but… "WHAT?!" again the shriek. Serena and Lita sighed in frustration. Serena then spoke up: "Listen guys. Why don't we just take you to your homes and then we can have a decent conversation tomorrow." They all nodded and got on their way. First stop was Andrew's, after he apologized profusely they made their way to Prof. Shields.
Serena glanced at him and addressed him. "Prof. Shields? I…" but was caught off by his hand held in the air and his reply. "Darien please. I do not like formalities…it makes me feel old." He slumped in defeat in the seat. Lita and Serena laughed hysterically as he blushed. Finally the reached their destination and were welcomed by a not so happy red head.
"Where were you Darien??" she shouted and Darien groaned. He had become tired of her hysterics. Serena and Lita just stared. But further questioning made their eyes widened. "Are these your little whores?" she shouted disdainfully. Lita and Serena shouted in outrage and in perfect unison "Who are you calling a whore?!" But the red-head seemed unfazed as she continued: "You heard me! You were apparently having a good fucking time seeing he is all sweaty and reeks of woman's perfume and it definitely isn't mine you home wrecking sluts! Unbelievable how so young and still so slutty as to seduce a man who is in a relationship!" And that was the end of it because it lit the fuse on Serena and Lita as they lunged forward the red-haired woman.
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Next day, next problem….
Beryl was in the hospital muttering things as "Men in slut's bodies" and "beasts disguised as women" all this while rocking herself in a crazy manner.
Lita and Serena had their fight with their gay professor and managed not to get a restraining order.
Seiya woke up with a huge headache and a really huge bump in his head.
Andrew had created a mantra: "Alcohol is bad. Alcohol and I don't mix well."
And Darien found himself having naughty dreams involving Serena and him in a not so well mannered behavior.
Here is the new chapter! Hope everyone likes it because I truly enjoyed writing this chapter. Please R&R!
Hope CelestiaxMoonxRose likes it! Oh and I miss you, hope to see you soon.
