A/N: HELLO!!! For those of you who reviewed, I love you guys! Thanks a lot. I only got up to 18, but hey, it's better than nothing! All right? Yeah, I guess you can say this is going to be a Noodle and 2-D thing.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE GORILLAZ OR KNOW ANYONE WITH RELATION TO THEM.
On the way upstairs, Noodle and 2-D met up with Russel. After purchasing the 14 CDs Russel just HAD to have, they met up with Murdoc who was still chatting with the guys.
" Hey Muds!" the three of them chimed together. Jamie and Damon dropped their jaws seeing the rest of the Gorillaz walking towards them.
Jamie held the left side of his head. " Holy crap! You guys look so, so sh-"
" Different!" Damon piped in slapping his hand on Jamie's mouth before anything ELSE came out his pie hole. Jamie scraped Damon's hand off his mouth.
" That hurt, 'D!"
"Sorry, Hewlett."
"Konnichiwa, DJ." Noodle said saluting. (DJ stands for Damon and Jamie, as you can tell.)
"Wow, Noodle got taller." Jamie said.
" A lot taller." Damon said matter-of-factly.
" Yep. The gals got shorter." Noodle replied taking off his sunglasses.
Jamie nodded. " Have you noticed that Noodle's attitude got a whole lot more…"
" Boyish." Murdoc replied.
" Yeah, boyish." Jamie repeated scratching his chin. " So what do you guys call yourselves?"
" Whatcha talking 'bout, man?" Russel inquired.
" Well, you guys can't be called "2-D, Noodle, Russel and Murdoc" you know. It's kinda weird that you guys have names of the opposite sex."
Noodle ran a hand through his gelled hair. " I dunno. 2-D is nicknamed "Demure" though. So she's the only one with a name."
Jamie raised an eyebrow. " Demure? Interesting."
Damon crossed his arms across his chest. " So, what are you gonna call yourself, Muds?"
Murdoc snorted. " Dunno."
2-D tapped her chin. " How about, Miranda? Murdoc, Miranda. I think it's pretty good. Or Nicole. Nicole Nicalls. Has a nice sound to it, yeah?"
"Has a nice sound to it, yeah?" Murdoc repeated sarcastically.
"Well I dun see ya comin' up wit' nothing!" 2-D exclaimed.
" I like Nicole. Ok, so now on Murdoc is Nicole." Noodle stated. " How about Russ?"
2-D put her hands behind her head. " Russel, Rachael? Yeah, how about Rachael?"
" I can live with that."
Noodle smiled. " Cool. Then what am I? Noodle is too suspicious."
Russel squinted her eyes and stared at him. " You look like a… Ryan, or Peter."
" Dude, seriously?"
" Yeh. Or a… Chris or Benson."
"Benson?" 2-D questioned putting her hands on her hips.
" Well, why not?" Russel asked. " It's just a thought."
" How about Norman?" Jamie said.
Everyone stared at him.
" What?"
" What kind of name is Norman!" Murdoc shouted at him.
" What! Just a thought! Noodle, Norman, something!"
" I think I like Benson." Noodle said scrunching his eyebrows.
" Benson and Demure, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Damon chanted skipping in place. Murdoc joined in. " First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage, AHAHA!!!!"
2-D got a dictionary from one of the shelves and dropped it on their heads.
" Serves you right, ya two perves."
(Let's fast forward to the part after the two wake up)
"…Well, shit." Murdoc grumbled rubbing her head.
"Jesus Christ on a jackhammer, what the hell happened?" Damon asked getting up from the ground.
