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Chapter 7: Fanfiction is being a dick and won't let me do what I want with the copy and paste mechanism

No but srsly tho.


Chapter 7: An entrance well done


Huff... huff...

'How in hell's name did it escalate to this?'

Bang. Screech.

'Okay, yeah, I ain't going that way- fuck, this way's blocked too.'

"MARI!"

I snapped my head around, immediately turning on my heel to run towards the brunette as I ignored the two enemy members behind me burning to death by sky flames. 'Praise the almighty Tsuna, hallejujah.' I would've probably died somewhere in the building if he didn't find me. Running towards him, he immediately pulled my into a bone crushing hug.

"Ohmygod, are you okay? I was so scared, ohmygod, you're safe-"

"Yes, Tsuna, I'm safe. It's fine. Now get off and go save your teammates' asses. I can handle myself." I said, pushing him away. He stared openly at me.

"No way am I leaving you alone again, what if you-"

"Tsuna. I said go and help their asses. Got it? Now." I half-glared at him, giving him the directions to whoever I saw needed help the most.

"Besides, I wont die." In any case, I've died once already by a car crash, so bullets wont hurt as much. I thought drily. As the little tuna ran off, I sighed. 'Even though I said that...'

Running off, I tried to find an escape route out of the building. It was big, and this was my first time being here. Actually, everyone was dragged along to do what, I didn't know, but this and that happened, we were ambushed by two rival famiglias and this chaos of a gunfight happened. All I knew was that I currently couldn't do anything, and Tsuna couldn't be fussing over me, a mere civilian. He needed to help his famiglia. Put it basically; I was a total burden as a civilian and I needed to get the fuck out before the enemy found me.

"Hey! There's the kid!"

Dammit.

I completely gave up, letting them drag me along a few hallways and through a few doors, and finally to an unknown room, which was in front of a walkway where one could see the grand hall a few floors below. They threw me across the room, and totally ignored me as I played dead.

"So, what do we do with this little girl? Ain't she a regular citizen?"

Thwack. "Steve, she's Decimo's girl!"

"Oh... wait, he's a lolicon?!"

Thwack. Crash. Sigh. "This guy's gonna be the death of us..."

I tried to not grin. These were my kidnappers, but they sounded like they were on crack. Especially this Steve guy.

"Anyways, tie her up-"

"Woah, leader! I didn't know you were into that kinda stuff!"

Groan. "Steve!"

"Like I was saying, before a certain idiot interrupted..."

"Ouch, that hurt!" Laugh.

"Tie her up. We'll leave her here, and if this mission is aborted, get her. At least we'll have a ransom."

I felt footsteps approach me, and rough ropes tightened around my wrists, and wait- 'only a single knot? They're damn loose too...'

"Get out of here as soon as we leave. You owe me a favour now." Someone whispered in my ear before getting up. "Alright, leader, I'm done~" 'This Steve guy?'

"Okay. Let's leave." Hearing the click of the door opening and closing, I freed myself of the binds easily. Going out of the room, I tried not to get caught and peeked over the balcony. The small members of the Vongola were being outnumbered... but they looked as if they were ready to die for the sake of the Vongola. 'Tsuna, you have a damn good famiglia. Appreciate it.'

I scanned my surroundings and caught sight of a few objects. A plan formulating within my mind, I grinned and cocked the gun Reborn gave me, not forgetting to check up on the 'weapons' that I had on various spots around my body.

Standing between the broken window shards, I grabbed the Christmas lights(it wasn't Christmas, but oh well. All for the sake of the story plot! "Mari, get your ass back into the story and don't break more fourth walls!") that were tightly wound together, forming an almost unbreakable bond.

"Well, this is gonna be fun." I grinned, and dropped.

'Now what line should I say during my entrance... -Don't fear, for Mari is here?- Hell naw, too cliche... something cooler...'


"IIIIIIIIIII'MMMMM GONNA SWIIIIIIIIINGGGG~~~~"

Everybody in the hall stopped fighting at the voice shrieking above them.

"FROM THE CHANDELIII~EAAAARRR~~~ FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEAAAAARRRRR!"

Some enemy forces even paused to cringe and cover their ears, wincing at the purposely annoying voice.

"Aw, it wasn't that bad~"

A childish voice joked, but before they could even praise her almighty voice, two people were kicked to the ground and KOed. The child muttered to herself. "An entrance well done." The Vongola paled. "Y-young mistress! You must get out, Decimo will be furious-"

The child waved them off. "Nah, it's me, I'll be fine. Also, call me Mari. Young mistress sounds like some kind of princess."

Bang.

"Continue fighting, eh?"

Sticking a knife into the leg of an enemy, she rushed forward and slipped under another one, stuck a lego into his underwear and tripped him. As he sat in pain on the ground, Mari grabbed his collar and pointed her gun at his face, pulling the trigger.

Pop!

A flag popped out, as well as a clown's face. "Whoops!" The man beneath her sighed in relief and even laughed a little. "Hahaha, this is what you's expect from a brat-"

"I won't miss now." The gun was directly in front of his eye. Pulling the trigger, the clown face bashed him in the eye, successfully knocking him out. "Yes, very much of what you would expect from a brat."

Mari stood up swiftly, and dodged a few bullets as she jumped onto a guy's face, making him stumble, and crash into another guy, knocking both of them out. 'Luckily I still have the battle experience from my last life...' Mari wasn't in the mafia in the past, but she was involved in a gang, so she was street fighting a lot against guys who had the upper hand in almost everything.

'Also, I have the experience from pranking.'

"Damn you brat!" Another two enemy mafia lunged at her, and she ran closer and closer until she was close enough to make the men conscious of where their bullets would go. Grabbing a handful of crayon dust from her pocket, Mari threw it in his eyes. Another enemy approached, and she latched onto his head, pulling his sideburns roughly. "Ow! Ouch! Fuck, let go!" He shouted in pain. She led him to the blinded-by-crayon-dust duo, and caused him to headbutt into them, successfully knocking them out.

'I can last like this, but I don't think I can go up against those flame thingys... hopefully they dont use them-'

Whoosh.

"Haha! You cant fight against flames, can you?!"

'I jinxed it.' I swore under my breath. (Sorry for the sudden switch of POV)

Hit by storm and rain flames, I couldn't move. The storm flames were burning my all too sensitive skin(I was still a five year old after all), and the rain flames were making me immobile.

"Now, now, if you don't want her dead you all should just drop all weapons and put your hands behind your heads!"

All the Vongola members gritted their teeth, and slowly put down the guns as a man gripped me so I couldn't move, releasing the flames. I understood their decision, Tsuna had put them on the order of me being level four top priority(level one being the highest, and meaning that even the Decimo had to sacrifice his life for it). Level four meaning my safety came before anything else when in a group of less than 27 people. And all the requirements matched right now.

"Okay! Good... now, if you don't want her dead, don't move! Guys, take away all the weapons." He placed a cold metal against my temple as his men moved too. 'What is with this man and his voice! He sounds like a slutty Groot!'

I took a look at his face.

Oh.

He was a slutty Groot.

Bang.

"Look, leader! Oh wow, you have another BDSM buddy-"

Crash. "Shut the hell up, Steve! Report!"

The man holding me- oh, I mean SluttyGroot(not Steve) spoke up in his slutty groot voice.

"We captured members of the Vongola as well as this girl. She managed to take some of us down though."

"Woah~ You guys are weak, being taken down by a small little girl, eh? How'd she injure you anyways?" Steve giggled.

"Um, one by a knife in the leg-"

"Woah, that's good!"

"Another by a Lego and a trick gun, then crayon dust and pulling our hair..."

Steve promptly burst out in laughter. "Are you serious?! Oh, I like how this girl fights~"

I sent him a deadpanned look. Honestly... I couldn't see his face. For some reason it was blurred and fazed out to me, it wasn't clear. His body seemed kinda see-through, too.

'Is he an illu-'

"Well, she did you in good, we'll bring her back to base now-"

Bang. A hole in the wall was made. 'Geez, why is everyone being cut off these days?'

"Ushishishi~ looks like the little principessa got caught~~"

"Senpai, you sound like a lolicon."

"Die, froggy!"

Thwack.

Many intricately designed knives hit home as Bel sent them flying in unison towards their targets. Steve faded off. "Little girl, you still owe me." Fra- I mean GayFroggy said. I blinked, not even flinching at the corpse collapsing behind me as Bel- I mean CreepyPrince(ss) killed him in one shot.

I dusted myself off. "Fine..."

"What happened here? Ohmigosh Mari are you okay?!" Tsuna ran in, crushing me in another hug.

"Tsuna, you're gonna kill me-" I managed to say between coughs. He released me immediately. "Hie! I'm sorry!"

"And yes, other than you almost strangling me to death, I'm fine. Anyways, what the hell was Steve?"

"Uh... an illusion...?"

"..."

"Don't look at me like that!"

"Dame Tsuna, we still haven't killed you fully yet from sending us to school." Reborn put in, Leon crawling onto his hand and transforming into a gun.

"Oh.. that's right." I tapped my chin thoughtfully with my right hand, putting the other on my waist.

"Well it's good training anyways."

"HIEEEEE!"

Bang. Crash. Bang. Bangbangbang. Bang. Crash. Crash.

"TUNA! STOP RUNNING! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SWIM!"

"But I'm not a tu-"

Bang. "Shut up, Dame-Tsuna."

"Not you too Reborn!"

Crash.(into another room if not the readers will be confused)

"Tsuna-sama?!"

"Oh hi Tsuna! Are you playing tag?"

"HELP ME!"

Bangbangbang.

"Tsuna, that's not how you do an entrance!"

Crash.

"I'm sorry!"


~fin.~

And again another chapter is dooooneee. Seriously though, this chapter was made for the purpose of updating, so I don't even know if it's even that funny. I try, you know.

Anyways, thank you for reading and please tell me what you thought of this chapter!

P.S do you guys like Steve?