Me-Ok, so I finished Christmas shopping…fun fun, and Kenpachi said if I wouldn't write this chapter, he'd chase me with his sword and make me fight…
Kenpachi-I wanted to fight…
Me-Hecks no! Go fight Ichigo!
Ichigo-No!
Kenpachi-Ok.
Me-Alright story time!
XXXXXX
Chapter 7
Kenpachi Vs. Graboid
Kenpachi and Soi Fon drove their GMC truck up the mountain, into their high security home. The gates opened automatically and as they pulled up the license plate could be read. UZI 4U, it read. As Kenpachi climbed out of the truck, "Well I don't know, I can't believe it. No tracks, no signs, no spore. You'd think after eating all those sheep they'd have to take a dump some place."
Soi Fon snorted, "Yeah, I don't understand it." She looked off towards the town, pulling out a pair of binoculars seeing everyone on their roofs.
Back at Tosen's Market, "Yo Tosen this is Kenpachi, come back." The radio called from the window ledge in the store. Renji was hanging upside down reaching for the radio, "Tosen, anybody copy?" The radio called as Renji reached for it again. "I'm waitin'." Kenpachi growled through the radio as Renji managed to grab the radio. "Tosen you there? Come back!" Renji pulled it through the window and was pulled back up the side of the building after calling, "Hey I got it." Gin and Grimmjaw helped him up as everyone looked on. "Yo! Who's minding the store for god sakes?" Came an irritated yell from the radio.
Renji set the radio on the edge of the building, "Kenpachi, listen, we found out what's been killing people."
"Say over," Grimmjaw murmured.
"Over," Renji threw out.
Back in Kenpachi's house, we see a blue brick wall, with a bull skull hanging on the wall. Kenpachi was sitting on a chair with his feet propped up on the table and a beer in his hand. "Negative copy on that Tosen, check your frequency." He opened the beer, "I'm on twenty-two, come back."
"Kenpachi, can you hear me now? Over." Renji's voice came through the radio.
Kenpachi sat up in surprise, "Renji is that you? What are you doing back already?"
Soi Fon padded in next to him, setting her gun down and placing her bullets in a round blue bowl that made some weird grinding sound. "Hey Kenpachi, something' real weird's goin' on over there. Their up on top of the roof." The machine had what looked like sand in it.
Back at Tosen's Market, as soon as Soi Fon turned the machine on the Graboids moved in their direction, as fast as possible. "Hey, I think they're going for Kenpachi," Gin called from his perch on the roof, "Man they're going," He murmured as one surfaced.
Renji and Grimmjaw ran over with the radio, and watche in surprise. "Kenpachi, get out of your basement. Take your radio, and you and Soi Fon get up on your roof. We'll talk later, ok?" Renji instructed.
Back in Kenpachi's basement, "Up on the roof? What are you talking about?"
"Damnit just listen to him, something's wrong!" Soi Fon chided.
"Kenpachi Jesus Christ! Get up on your roof! Those things, they're under the ground! They're bigger than we thought! They're coming right after you guys! They're coming right now!" Renji yelled through the radio.
Kenpachi and Soi Fon dropped the radio, cocked their weapons, and looked out their windows. They looked for a few seconds, "We don't see anything Renji," Kenpachi said grabbing the radio, "What the hell are you talking about, over?"
"Kenpachi! They're under the ground! Under the ground! They dig like a son of a bitch! Big monsters underground! Now get out!" Renji yelled through the radio.
The wall started shaking, and things started falling. There was a soft groaning noise, as the wall over the blue bowl thing started to move forward. Soi Fon and Kenpachi lifted their rifles up and ready as the Graboid slid into the room. "Jesus Christ-!" Kenpachi yelled before the radio cut out.
Renji, Grimmjaw, and Gin sat on the roof looking dejected. Ichigo paced nervously on the water tower, but jumped as they heard a loud gun , Grimmjaw, and Gin looked up hopefully.
Soi Fon and Kenpachi were shooting the Graboid as rapidly as possible, its beaks clicked open and closed. When their guns ran out of ammo they moved back to the wall behind them,, that was covered in guns. The Graboid released its tongues, reaching for the two. It grabbed Kenpachi's leg and pulled him down and towards its mouth.
Soi Fon grabbed a shotgun, and fired it until the tongue was severed. The Graboid lifted its head up through the floor in pain. Kenpachi and Soi Fon went back to filling it with bullets, retrieving a new gun as soon as the last one ran out of bullets. "Magazine!" Soi Fon Yelled.
"Yeah!" Kenpachi threw one to her. The Graboid tried to lunge with its mouth open, and got shot in there a few times. Soi Fon shot a flare into its mouth as Kenpachi pulled out an elephant gun and loaded it. He shot it in the mouth two times before it finally went down. Soi Fon moved slowly into Kenpachi's side, staring in fear and awe.
"Broke into the wrong god damn wreck room, didn't you? You bastard!" Kenpachi yelled at the corpse as Soi Fon grinned. "We killed it! You got that? We killed that mother humper, come back!" Kenpachi yelled through the radio.
Renji and Grimmjaw high fived and laughed, Hichigo giggled, and Gin pumped a fist in the air. "Roger that Kenpachi, and congradulations. Be advised however that there are two more, I repeat two more, mother humpers."
Kenpachi and Soi Fon grabbed as much gear as they could, climbing on the roof. Kenpachi searched for the next target.
Gin turned to everyone else, "Kenpachi got one! He killed one!"
"Wait-ta-go dude!" Aizen yelled.
"Alright!" Nnoitra yelled pumping his fist.
Halibel and Nel laughed, and hugged each other tighter.
Ichigo laughed, "Oh yes!"
"So I guess we don't get to make fun of Kenpachi's life style anymore, huh?" Grimmjaw smirked.
"Say Kenpachi, any chance you can get the other two?" Renji asked over the radio.
Kenpachi was looking over the edge of his roof, "Yeah, one second pal," He shot the ground where one of the Graboids was moving two times but it didn't hit.
"You didn't get penetration, even with the elephant gun!" Soi Fon nagged.
"Shit!"
"Good lord…" Soi Fon breathed.
"Renji, we can't get them. I never figured I have to shoot through dirt. Best god damn bullets stopped."
Renji looked down in irritation, as Grimmjaw murmured, "Let me see that," and took the radio. "Kenpachi, listen forget shooting them. Can you get to your truck?"
"No problem."
"Cause you have the only truck in the valley that can get up that jeep trail," Grimmjaw sighed, "Now listen, here's the plan, you and Soi Fon go for help. Get to the mountains, keep going-"
"Guys! You guys!" Ichigo yelled, motioning them over.
"Hold on a sec." Grimmjaw murmured.
"He's up to something!" Ichigo pointed to the corner of the building.
"Well, if it isn't our old pal Stumpy," Renji growled as the dubbed Stumpy was feeling up the wall with its tongues.
"Bastard," Grimmjaw growled.
"Hey Ichigo, what do you think it's trying to do now?" Renji called.
"Why do you keep asking me?" Ichigo asked sarcastically.
Renji looked at him for a second then looked back down to see Stumpy returning underground, then it pushed up on the corner, making the roof cave in a little.
"What the hell was that?" Grimmjaw yelled, Renji shrugged.
"Breaker there, what did you want us to do? Come back." Kenpachi called through the radio.
"Hang on Kenpachi, this bastard's trying something new." Grimmjaw growled.
Next Stumpy attacked Halibel and Nel's house, Nel let out a surprised whimper.
"They wasn't making no noise. Why's he bothering them for?" Gin asked.
"It's like he's studying the buildings, trying to figure them out." Renji thought aloud.
"They can feel our vibrations but they can't find us!" Ichigo called.
"Looks to me like they're coming up with a plan!" Grimmjaw called back.
Next Stumpy went for Nnoitra's trailer, which moved easily.
"Watch it Nnoitra!" Renji called.
"Jesus!" Nnoitra yelped, holding his antenna in hopes that it would save him, as everyone watched in horror. "Shit! Enough!" He yelled just before the trailer was pushed over. He landed on his side, and started crawling.
"Get off the ground Nnoitra, move it!" Renji yelled.
Nnoitra jumped on an old tractor tire, and sat on top, as everyone was yelling at him to find a place that was higher. Stumpy pulled him through the tire, and you could hear his scream as the Graboid moved towards Aizen.
"No way! No way man! You guys got to do something!" Aizen yelled in fear, "You got to do something!" Of course hearing his father scream was probably why he was having a panic attack.
"Kenpachi, Soi Fon?" Renji called on the radio.
"Yeah you got us Renji, come on back." Soi Fon answered.
"Listen um, we're in deep shit over here. We'll have to change that plan…" Renji started.
Kenpachi shot the ground again.
"Kenpachi cut it out!" Soi Fon Yelled.
"I think I scared him." Kenpachi defended.
"No use going for help, we'd be dead long before you ever got back." Renji sighed.
"Ok Renji, we're with you, just tell us what you want to do, over," Soi Fon replied.
"Yeah well this one's gonna tear the town out from under us," Renji sighed, "We're all gonna have to get out of here together. Now."
"Ok, Renji, we're coming after everybody, just hang tight, over." Soi Fon mumbled.
The Graboid that had been circling their house moved toward the truck, bumping it. That set off the car alarm, and the Graboid popped all the tires.
Kenpachi, who had been ready to shoot, lowered his gun in shock.
"Renji your gonna have to forget about the truck." Soi Fon sighed.
Renji slid down the wall, sitting on the roof, "Yeah we got you Soi Fon," They could hear the car alarm.
"Now look, the situation hasn't changed, we still need to make it to solid rock," Ichigo called, "There's got to be some way."
"Like what? There's nothing left that can make it to those mountains!" Renji called back as Stumpy attacked the building again.
"Hey Renji, quiet," Gin scolded.
"Doesn't matter now, they know we're here," Grimmjaw sighed.
"Aw shit, we need a helicopter is what we need!" Renji growled, "Or a god damn tank!"
XXXXXX
Me-Alright, I'm done!
Saabel-The next chapter should be the last.
Me-Thanks for bearing with me this far…
