THIS CHAPTER IS RATED M FOR MATURE PLEASE SKIP THE CHAPTER IF YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT SEX OR SWEARING.

Hometown Tragedy

15 chapters if I get 1 more reveiw sorry bout delay new gf has appeard from Russia. lol

Ps Thanks for the reviews Thecakeluver and JMS135

Chapter 6: New Love

As Alvin moves to Florida with Theo. And Simon is riding his butt again now with Jeanette by his side Alvin is starting to regrett letting Simon join hours of Jeanette and Simon singing stupid and annoying road tunes, Alvin finnaly snaps.

Alvin: Listen here you little annoying pricks the second you sing one more note i will strangle you with this fricken radio cord.

Simon: I'd like to see you try.

Alvin then stops the car pulls out the radio cord as Jeanette pee's herself because of her fright Alvin moves tord Simon.

Alvin: So you wanna see me try ay smart mouth.

Theo: Uhh...Uhh...Uhh...I have to go the bathroom.

Alvin: I'll let you pee on the courpse while I'm strangling him.

Theo: Sounds good to me.

Simon: THEO!

Theo: alright alright, Alvin Im hungry.

Alvin: Fine, you can eat simon's body and pee on the bones.

Theo: Hmmm, I like the offer but Simon doesn't look very tasty, he looks like he would taste like spoild milk, roton egs, and dirty socks blenden in a mixer then pored into a simon mold.

Simon: Theo you're a...

Alvin: Alright i'm bored shut up and lets keep going.

Alvin drives to his new home and settle's in.(Put's his laptop on the desk and calls it home)

Theo: Alvin I'm hungry

Alvin: So drive to the Mcdonalds and get something

Theo: I cant drive.

Alvin: But you're 23

Theo: I cant pass the test.

Alvin: Have simon take you.

Theo: I cant he's busy

(Hears loud banging and screaming, moaning)

Alvin: NOT ON MY NEW BED.

Theo: It's a little late this has been going on for hours. How did you not notice.

Alvin: I thought they were pillow fighting.

Theo: They are just only jeanette has the pillows.

Alvin: What The-

Simon: ALVINN I NEED A TOWEL.

Alvin: IT better be a wite towel.

Simon: I only have Red ones

Alvin: Wait where is my hat.

Simon: Oh S***

Alvin: YOU SUN OF A B****

Alvin: Oh Wait here it is.

Simon: Oh it really was a towel it wasn't your hat.

Alvin: your gunna buy me a new towel you know that right.

Simon: But I don't have any money I'm broke.

Alvin: Well you better get outside dance with your pants down for money then.

Jeanette: Alvin, What if I..

Alvin: God NO!

Jeanette: I was gonna say use my money but okay.

Alvin: Good now im tourturing both of you, simon humiliating himself, and other girls get to see simon without pants.

Jeanette: YOU LITTLE _

Alvin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA