Road Trip #2: Summer '09 – Part 7

Authors Note: I hardly got any reviews.

Hope you guys are still liking this and I'm not just wasting my time.

This is the last part. Sorry it came so quickly, but people are loosing interest and so am I! It's a good ending though :]

AND this is EXTRA long :]

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"We got a suite? How are we going to pay for this? I can only put in 200 for this because of Henry." JJ exclaimed as they all walked into suite number 2123. It was a really nice suite with 5 rooms branching off, a kitchen, flat screen TV, bar area, big couch, really nice view, a mini fridge and chairs.

"Rossi paid." Derek said with a smirk as he walked over to his room, JJ just stared in awe as Emily laughed and shook her head as she walked to her room, Hotch just raised his eyebrows and walked to his room.

"How much was this?" JJ asked as Rossi walked by her.

"Don't worry about it." he said as he walked towards his room.

"Are you sure? I could get some money to at least pay for 1 7th of it..."

"No." Was all Rossi said as he shut the door, JJ turned around and saw Spencer walking over with his bag.

"Did we get the last pick of the rooms?"

"Yeah..." JJ said as they walked over to the room.

"I would just like to announce that tonight is an in-room night!" Penelope said loudly as she walked out of the room her and Derek were sharing. "Did you guys hear that?"

"YES!" they all said in unison.

x o x o

"I ordered 3 pies, one with everything meat.. the other with tomatoes, olives and lettuce and the other pie is plain, oh! And I also added a 2 liter Coke, Root Beer and Sprite." Penelope said as Rossi and Hotch walked out of their separate rooms, Derek was out with Spencer, JJ was behind the bar on the floor, looking at all the drinks that were there, Penelope already told Emily, who was off doing god knows what.

"That should be fine." Hotch said as he sat down on the couch and turned the TV on. Comfortably dressed in khakis and a loose dress shirt with no tie.

"Why are we staying in tonight, anyway?" Rossi asked as he walked over to the bar area and popped a few nuts into his mouth that were sitting on the counter.

"They don't have anything good here." JJ said as she sat up, Rossi nearly choked on his nuts – the nuts he was eating. JJ gave him a weird look, Hotch looked at them and smiled brightly, Penelope was just staring at the two of them.

"Gesu, cara!" Rossi exclaimed as he took a sip of one of the water bottles that were left out, JJ looked at him with two bottles in her hands and her eyebrows raised.

"What?"

"Jesus, dear. You scared me." Rossi told her, Hotch chuckled with a grin as he looked at the TV. "Do me a favor next time," Rossi said as he walked over to the couch. "Try not to give me a heart attack? I'm old."

"Awe, come on Dave. You're not that old. What are you? 54?" JJ asked as she placed the bottles down and walked over.

"I'm 49." he told her, JJ's eyes widened.

"Okay, well they don't have much to drink besides scotch, vodka and gin." JJ said to Penelope, who nodded.

"That would be why Derek and Spencer just went out to get some beer.. I think they also got some juice. I believe his exact words were 'something a little less tough for the ladies'." Penelope said.

"Please," JJ said. "He's the one that needs to water his drinks." JJ said as she walked towards the door. "I'm gonna go see what Emily's up to." she said as she walked out the door. Penelope watched TV along with Hotch and Rossi, even though she was getting antsy.

"I'm gonna go see what they're up to." she said after about 5 minutes of staring at the TV, completely boring for her. Especially when some weird show was on she didn't watch much. She walked down to where she thought JJ and Emily would be. After not finding them in the lobby, she decided just to head back up to the hotel, they'd be back soon. As she was passing the bar area, she noticed JJ and Emily both at the bar, talking to some guys. She laughed to herself. "Typical." she said as she rolled her eyes and walked over. "Hey guys."

"Oh, Hey, Pen, this is my friend, Bryson. We met back in college." Emily told Penelope as she walked over. "Bryce, this is Penelope." she told him.

"The one with the magical fingers?" he asked with his eyebrows raised, Emily laughed and nodded. "Well, it's nice to meet you. Penelope with the magical fingers."

"Not to mention tech goddess." JJ added with a smirk.

"Nice to meet you too, Bryce." Penelope said with a smile as she looked at Emily.

"Right, well, we've got to get going." Emily said as she stood up, Bryce stood up, too.

"We should hang out again," he said as he gave her a hug. "How long are you guys here for?"

"2 days," she answered.

"We should hang out before then. I don't mind if JJ or Penelope come with us, too."

"Actually, we're having a little party up in our room tonight with a few of our other friends. You should come chill with us there." JJ said, Emily looked at her quickly, wondering why she would say that. Bryce smiled.

"Cool. What time and what room number?" JJ looked at the clock, it was now 10:15.

"In about an hour and a half," JJ said. "We're room number 2123." she said, he smiled.

"Great. See you guys in about an hour and a half." he said before walking away, of course he flashed them a smile. Emily his JJ's side.

"JJ! Why'd you do that?"

"What? He's cute! I thought it would be fun."

"Dude, you're dating Spencer."

"So. I also have a child with Spencer. It doesn't mean I can't say how cute his butt was."

"You didn't even say that."

"I did now. Besides, if Spencer wants to talk about how cute some chicks butt is, I'd be fine with it."

"But he doesn't." Emily said.

"That's his problem." JJ said with a smile before walking over to the elevator to go up to their room, Emily and Penelope both rolled their eyes. They weren't worried about JJ cheating, at all. She was just a jokester.

x o x o

"Does someone want to explain the rules for the two new-comers?" Emily asked as they were all surrounded around the TV, She was in her own chair, Penelope was next to her, in her own chair, Derek, Hotch and Rossi were both on the couch, Spencer was sitting in his own chair and JJ was making herself another drink. They had finished all the slices of pizza. JJ having 3, Emily having 3, Penelope having 2, Spencer having 2, Derek having 4, Rossi having 2 and Hotch having 3. And a half.

"The rules of what?" Rossi snapped, he had no idea and he was scared to even get the answer.

"Of 'Never Have I Ever'." Penelope answered.

"I know the rules. And I am not playing." Rossi said, he was completely serious.

"Awe! Come on Rossi! It's fun!" JJ said as she walked over with a drink in her hand.

"Ha. No." Rossi said, not amused.

"What? It's not that bad. All the losers do is take a body shot off of each other. Oh, and we strip. But don't worry. The girls leave their bra and panties on, the guys leave there boxers on." JJ said as she sat down and took a sip of her drink.

"Not that bad, huh?" Rossi asked, JJ nodded. "Goodnight." he said as he stood up and walked towards his room.

"COME ON ROSSI!" JJ said as she put her drink down on the coffee table and ran over. "It'll be so fun. We did it last time, and by the time we get to the body shot part we're already completely drunk because we need to take a shot each time we remove an article of clothing." JJ said, Rossi raised his eyebrows at her, standing in front of her, with her hands cupped together and being held up to her chest. "Please."

"Puppy dog eyes don't work on me." he told her, JJ sighed.

"Well, quit being a party pooper then. Hotch did it last time. And he smiled, almost the whole time." JJ said, Rossi raised his eyebrows. "But whatever," she said as she walked towards her spot. "It's not that big of a deal. I guess we'll just sit here and stare at the TV with all the late night commercials about phone sex come on and laugh about that." she said with a shrug as she sat down and picked up the remote. Rossi sighed.

"I am not taking my shirt off." he said as he walked back over.

"Alright, Rossi!" They all cheered.

"Don't get to excited. If I loose, I am not taking a body shot off of of Morgan, Reid or Hotch. Sorry ladies." They laughed.

"Well, see, the rules are like this," Emily said as she explained the whole situation where they wait for 3 or 4 losers, depending on if there's a girl there. And she added a 'we'll do body shots off of each other because we're not pansies' to it with a smile, as she continued to explain. "Does that make sense?" she asked, Rossi nodded.

"As much as it ever will." he said with a sigh. "You guys owe me big time for this." he said as Derek got the vodka and gin, and the shot glasses as Emily, JJ and Hotch cleared off the coffee table. Hotch wasn't exactly jumping up and down, but he actually had fun the last time, besides, after a couple shots he knew he'd be drunk and that no one else would be able to hold anything against him because they'll be drunk, too. He watched carefully to make sure each of them were drinking. Spencer wasn't too happy either, especially because now he's actually with JJ and not as drunk as he was the last time, but he knew he'd get that drunk. After the road trip they had before he wasn't so hesitant about everything.

"Who would like to start?" Emily asked after they got everything situation, including the seat situations. JJ just moved to make it a circle and was now sitting on the floor.

"I will." Penelope said. "Never have I ever... played this game." she said with a smirk.

"Come on, that's everyone." JJ said as she took her necklace off. Spencer took his watch off, Hotch took his shoes off, Rossi also took his shoes off, Emily took her bracelet off and Derek took his shirt off, Rossi squinted his eyes and looked at him.

"He does it every time." Emily said as she shook her head.

"Hey, if you got a six pack like this, you'd want to show it off too." Derek said with a smirk, they rolled their eyes. They all took their shots. "All right." he said as he thought. "Never have I ever rocked the mustache Rossi's rockin there." he said with a smirk as he looked at Rossi.

"Bastard."

"Socks count." JJ told him, Rossi nodded as he took his socks off, then took a shot.

"My turn?" he asked, they nodded and so did he. "Never have I ever called someone the wrong name while having sex with them." he said as he looked at Rossi, Hotch smiled, Spencer's eyes widened, JJ, Emily's and Penelope's jaws dropped.

"Oooh. Rossi's bringing it." Emily said with a laugh. Derek rolled his eyes and took his shoes off and Emily took her socks off. Both of them took a shot. Hotch thought for a moment.

"Never have I ever went skydiving." he said.

"Boo! Boring!" JJ chanted as she took another sip of her drink.

"Shut up." Hotch shot, JJ stuck her tongue out at him as she took her shoes off and took a shot, Emily and Derek did the same thing.

"Okay.." Spencer said as he thought. "Never have I ever Watched TV for more than 2 hours at a time."

"That one's even boring-er." JJ said as she pulled her socks off.

"Boring-er isn't a word." Spencer said as everyone else removed an article of clothing and took a shot, JJ rolled her eyes.

"Never have I ever had sex with a blonde chick." JJ said as she looked at Spencer with a smirk.

"Is she allowed to say the same thing we did last game?"

"It's a new game, of course." Emily said as Spencer groaned, took his sweater off, Hotch took his socks off, Rossi took his belt off, Derek took his belt off also, then they took a shot. They kept going around the room until there were 3 people that lost. It just so happened to be Derek, Penelope and Emily.

"All right Pen. Put this in your mouth." Emily instructed as Penelope laid down on the bed. She made a line of salt from her belly button to there her bra started. "All right. Go Derek." Emily said with a smile, Derek didn't hesitate to lick from Penelope's belly button up to where her bra started, then he took a shot, and then put the lemon in his mouth. Of course he had to kiss her because he would just totally do that. "Awesome!" Emily exclaimed as they both sat up. "You do the same to Derek..." she said as she looked at the time. "Bryce is gonna be here soon. So I'm gonna put some clothes on. You guys should too when you've finished." she said before putting her clothes on, Hotch, Spencer and Rossi didn't hesitate to get their clothes back on at all, JJ put hers on right away, but not nearly as quickly as the other 3. As if like clock work, there was a knock at the door right when Derek and Penelope finished putting their clothes on. Emily got the door.

"Bryce, hey!" Emily said as she gave him a hug.

"I see the party started without me." he said with a laugh as he walked in to see everyone. "Sup guys?" he asked the guys with a nod when they looked at him. Emily laughed.

"This is Derek, Dave, Aaron... and you already met JJ and Penelope." she said. "Do you want anything to drink? We have beer, vodka, gin, tequila, and a few mixes."

"Beers fine." he told her with a smile. About a half hour later they were all crowded in a circle, laughing, drinking, listening to music and having a good time. JJ was definitely drunk, Spencer was tipsy, so was Rossi. Hotch was in that between where he was sort of tipsy, maybe more. But not drunk drunk. Penelope was tipsy, and Emily was drunk, but not nearly as bad as JJ. "You guys want anything?" Bryce asked as he walked over to the bar.

"Another one of these! Apple Martini!" JJ exclaimed.

"Same with me." Penelope said.

"I'll have a beer." Emily said.

"Me too," Hotch said.

"Same here." Rossi said.

"Could you get me one too?" Spencer asked. The only reason why they all bombarded him was because they found out he was a bartender, so it was practice.

"Hey, Em..." JJ whispered to Emily so no one else could hear them. "Does he do drugs?" she asked, Emily raised her eyebrows. "He has a twitch.." It was funny how sober JJ could seem when she was drunk, if she really tried.

"He used to do ecstasy in college..." Emily said with a shrug.

"Does he still?"

"I don't know, 'hey you still doin' ecstasy' isn't really a conversation starter." Emily said.

"Hey, Jayje, you remember that time you shot that cop right in the face? Now that was sick." Derek said, JJ looked at him.

"Of course! I didn't even blink! It was such an adrenaline rush!" JJ exclaimed as she took the last sip of her drink. Bryce glanced over at them all, grabbed his own flask and poured them quickly into each of the drinks.

"All right," Bryce laughed as he brought the drinks over on a tray.

x o x o

JJ's eyes opened, her eyes burning from the light shining through the blinds. She sat up and tried to look around, she could barely see anything because her eyes burned so much. Her head was pounding, she looked down to see a sheet across her chest, she looked around and saw clothes all over the place, not only hers. Not to mention the room was trashed, there were pizza boxes everywhere sheets and bottles all over the place. She looked to her left and saw there were clothes literally all over the place, not to mention a bra on the flat screen TV. JJ stood up off the cold floor and walked to the mini fridge to grab a water, maybe if she drank something she would actually wake up and see things correctly. She walked slowly and zombie-like to the mini fridge, holding the sheet around her. She grabbed a water and took a sip, as she was letting out a sigh she felt something hit her head, her eyes opened and she pulled boxers off her head and looked up and the slightly shaking ceiling fan.

"What the fuck happened last night?"

If I get enough reviews, there may be a sequel. Remind you of something? Maybe "The Hangover"? Well the sequel will be similar to that movie if enough people show interest. It'll be up soon if people tell me they would read it!