Before I start this, shoutout to the complete fucking asshole who reviewed my OVERWATCH fanfiction to bitch for another chapter of Kinder Roll of Fate! I decided to let it through, so you can all go look at it. :D
And if you're reading this RWBY Fan? A giant fuck you, aimed right your way! Get off my fanfiction account, you twat.
Okay, there had to be a reason why no one was here tonight.
Cinder sighed as she leaned back against her chair. Neo and Roman weren't having gross public displays of affection. Ruby wasn't piping up with a response that Cinder hadn't planned for with Weiss wrinkling her nose but going along with it, and Yang eagerly following behind. Jaune wasn't stumbling over his words while his red haired 'girlfriend' helped coax him to the right direction.
Certainly everyone was busy tonight… why though?
"THERE'S A BULBASAUR AROUND HERE!"
"OHMYGOD WHERE?!"
Two sisters were barreling, full speed, around the park. Ruby leaped over a bench, which would've looked amazing, but she ended up running face first into a tree. Yang gracefully leaped over her and got ahead. "Two footsteps! We're going the right way!"
"No fair!" Spitting out grass, Ruby scrambled back to her feet and kept on running, but now Yang had the head start.
Yang finally came to a near stop when she frowned. "Wait- it's gone! Oh come on! I was getting closer! Where the h-"
Someone cleared their throat and Yang looked up.
Mercury waved around his phone. "Looking for something? I think I'm gonna name it Blondie."
Oh, curse him! Yang stopped her foot and glowered angrily. "You…. You…"
"Oh, did you get it, Mercury? Nice job!" Ruby had finally caught up, a few pieces of bark in her bangs but grinning wildly.
Mercury spread out his arms. "Hey, all in a day's work. Who's your starter?"
"Pfff, isn't it obvious?" Ruby spun around her phone. "Charmander! I need to get like one more of him before I can evolve him though."
Mercury nodded and glanced over at Yang, who just crossed her arms smugly. "I chose Squirtle. Duh."
"Same." Mercury glanced at his phone again. "According to the radar there's a Growlithe nearby-"
"IT'S MINE!" Yang was gone in a blink of an eye while Ruby just stared at the empty space where her older sister used to be.
Mercury raised an eyebrow and looked back at Ruby. "… Her favorite?" He guessed.
Ruby nodded. "Her favorite's Arcanine, but she needs to get the candies."
"Ah… so I shouldn't try to snipe it from her."
"Probably not, no."
Roman crossed his legs as he sat back on the park bench, healing up his Pokemon. He'd attempted to take the nearby gym for Valor, alas, it was not a success. Stupid Snorlax. Ruining his chance of capturing the gym.
A soft voice cleared their voice and Roman looked up.
Neo lifted up her phone proudly to show that her Venusaur had been stationed at a gym. Roman blinked before he lit up.
"You didn't."
She pocketed the phone and signed, 'I did. The gym is now ours.'
"God, you're sexy right now."
"NOOOOO! Valor took our gym again! And their Venusaur is really strong…"
Jaune fell to his knees in utter despair, after all those revives spent, all those potions used… it was for naught.
Pyrrha slowly pat his shoulder. "It's okay, Jaune, umm, we can take it back? All together?"
"Speak for yourself!" Nora smacked her phone in irritation. "I'm out of revives! And the only Pokestop around here is glitching out! Again! Ugh, why do I play this gaaaame…"
Ren slowly reached to pat her shoulder sympathetically before she suddenly gasped and brightened up. "Ohmygod it's freaking Jigglypuff. MINE!" She clicked it and Ren stepped away, shaking his head.
Ah. At least she was easily distracted.
Ah. Milkshake break.
Ruby happily slurped her chocolate milkshake as Yang took advantage of a nearby outlet to charge her phone. Thankfully the store owner didn't mind the new Poke craze, in fact, they welcomed Pokemon Goers coming in for a good ole milkshake. "Mmm, think everyone's out playing Pokemon Go right now?" Ruby asked her older sister.
Yang shrugged. "Probably. Where's Emerald, Merc?"
"I thiiink she's currently on the other side of the city chasing down Gastly. They apparently swarm around there." Mercury tossed a fry in the air and caught it in his mouth. "Everyone else out today too?"
Ruby bobbed her head up and down excitedly. "Yup! Jaune and the rest are Team Instinct, while me, sis and Blake and Weiss are all team Mystic! I kinda wanted to be Valor cuz my favorite color's red."
"Really, couldn't guess," Mercury deadpanned.
Ruby stole one of his fries out of spite and stuck her tongue out. "Haha. But I wanted to be with my team."
Mercury gave her a thumbs up before stealing a sip of her milkshake.
Cinder finally looked up as a bunch of young adults tromped into her house. "Well. Wondered when you guys would be here."
Jaune flopped across the nearest couch, being forcefully nudged so he ended up spreading across the rest of Team JNPR's laps. "So hot… please tell me there more than alcohol here."
Cinder snorted and set down her laptop. "Water bottles are in the fridge."
"You best get them all out." Pyrrha wiped her damp forehead. "We're all coming in here, I suppose."
Deciding to ask the cause later, Cinder went to the kitchen and pulled out the water bottles. When she returned to the living room, all of her 'friends' were draped across various furniture and the floor. It seemed Neo and Ruby had settled to nap next to each other on the carpet while Blake had taken the armchair, her bow crooked. Yang was practically sitting in her lap. Weiss had taken a beanbag, clearly from Mercury as the gray haired boy was now pouting.
"Is there a reason you're all invading my house at this moment?" Cinder asked as she began to pass around the water bottles.
Roman took one and chugged half of it before speaking. "Server's are down. And apparently the high today was ninety five degrees."
"Ugh. I'm dead." Jaune just pressed his water bottle against his forehead and groaned. Pyrrha sympathetically pet his hair. "So many Rattata. So many Pidgey. I just need one more Eevee. One more! I want Jolteooon..."
Right. Pokemon Go. Of course. Cinder pulled out her phone and waited for a few seconds. "… Oh. Think the servers are back up… and I think that silhouette is a Blastoise..."
It was like she was alone in her house again. In ten seconds it was completely bare of people. Even the 'napping' Neo and Ruby were gone. Cinder sighed before slipping on some walking shoes.
Well, let's see if she could find that Blastoise then.
Dunno when I'll update this again, this is not one of my regular fics. And it's REALLY hard to get in the mood when there's people acting like selfish babies. Bye for now.
