PARODY! This one came to me in my sleep. Woot.

Disclaimer: if i owned either of these, do you honestly think i'd be writing fanfiction?


Jet:

Whohoo, yeehoo

Whohoo, yeehoo

Whohoo, yeehoo

Whohoo, yeehoo

Azula:

If I could escape

I would, but first of all let me say

I must apologize for acting stank and treating you this way

Cause I've been acting like sour milk fell on the floor

It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator

Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold

If I could escape

And re-create a place as my own world

And I could be your favorite girl

Forever, perfectly together

Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

If I could be sweet

I know I've been a real bad girl

Suki: Tell me about it.

Earth King: I know, right?

I didn't mean for you to get hurt

Forever, we can make it better

Tell me boy, Now wouldn't that be sweet?

Sweet escape

Jet:

I wanna get away, to our sweet escape

Azula:

You let me down

I'm at my lowest boiling point

Come help me out

I need to get me out of this joint

Come on, let's bounce

Counting on you to turn me around

Instead of clowning around let's look for some common ground

So baby, times getting a little crazy

I've been getting a little lazy

Waiting for you to come save me

I can see that you're angry

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By the way that you treat me

Hopefully you don't leave me

Want to take you with me

If I could escape

And re-create a place as my own world

And I could be your favorite girl

Forever, perfectly together

Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

If I could be sweet

I know I've been a real bad girl

I didn't mean for you to get hurt

Forever, we can make it better

Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

Sweet escape

Zuko: I don't get it, is Azula on crack?

Katara: Did you not get the whole cactus juice thing?

Jet:

Whohoo, yeehoo

Whohoo, yeehoo

Whohoo, yeehoo

Whohoo, yeehoo

Azula:

If I could escape

Cause I've been acting like sour milk fell on the floor

It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator

Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold

If I could escape

And re-create a place in my own world

And I could be your favorite girl

Forever, perfectly together

Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

If I could be sweet

I know I've been a real bad girl

I didn't mean for you to get hurt

Forever, we can make it better

Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

Sweet escape

Azula: Let's go have angry sex.

Jet: Cool. I'm gettin' laid.

(They walk into room, and find Katara and Zuko there already)

Jet: Nice.

Katara: water whips Jet into oblivion

Azula: Hey! shoots lightning at Katara, but misses

Zuko: Hey! Don't do that to my yin! Agni Kai at sunset.

Azula: No. Go die.

Jet: is having seizures on the floor


TZC XD

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