PARODY! This one came to me in my sleep. Woot.
Disclaimer: if i owned either of these, do you honestly think i'd be writing fanfiction?
Jet:
Whohoo, yeehoo
Whohoo, yeehoo
Whohoo, yeehoo
Whohoo, yeehoo
Azula:
If I could escape
I would, but first of all let me say
I must apologize for acting stank and treating you this way
Cause I've been acting like sour milk fell on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold
If I could escape
And re-create a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
Suki: Tell me about it.
Earth King: I know, right?
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Forever, we can make it better
Tell me boy, Now wouldn't that be sweet?
Sweet escape
Jet:
I wanna get away, to our sweet escape
Azula:
You let me down
I'm at my lowest boiling point
Come help me out
I need to get me out of this joint
Come on, let's bounce
Counting on you to turn me around
Instead of clowning around let's look for some common ground
So baby, times getting a little crazy
I've been getting a little lazy
Waiting for you to come save me
I can see that you're angry
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By the way that you treat me
Hopefully you don't leave me
Want to take you with me
If I could escape
And re-create a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Forever, we can make it better
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
Sweet escape
Zuko: I don't get it, is Azula on crack?
Katara: Did you not get the whole cactus juice thing?
Jet:
Whohoo, yeehoo
Whohoo, yeehoo
Whohoo, yeehoo
Whohoo, yeehoo
Azula:
If I could escape
Cause I've been acting like sour milk fell on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold
If I could escape
And re-create a place in my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Forever, we can make it better
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
Sweet escape
Azula: Let's go have angry sex.
Jet: Cool. I'm gettin' laid.
(They walk into room, and find Katara and Zuko there already)
Jet: Nice.
Katara: water whips Jet into oblivion
Azula: Hey! shoots lightning at Katara, but misses
Zuko: Hey! Don't do that to my yin! Agni Kai at sunset.
Azula: No. Go die.
Jet: is having seizures on the floor
TZC XD
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