Nudist falls chapter 7

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Dipper had to stay in the hospital a couple more days until his wound healed up...finally, he was discharged. To celebrate, Stan closed the shack and decided to take Mable, Wendy, Soos and Dipper to the beach-

BANG!

BANG!

...or at least that was the plan. "YOU TRIED TO ILLEGALLY TRAFFIC PUGS DURING OUR BEACH DAY!" Shouted Mable as she dodged bullets while jumping into the car.

"Sure, when you say it like that it sounds bad!" Shouts Stan as he, Wendy and Soos also dived into the car and gunned it. The naked Colombian clown cartel in hot pursuit of the equally naked Mystery Shack gang...

Dipper made sure his towel his around his waist tight as he got out of the outhouse. "That is the LAST time I drink Mable's juice. I- He then sees The naked Colombian clown cartel in hot pursuit of the equally naked Mystery Shack gang...leaving him behind.

Dipper sighs. "Of course..."

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A forlorn Dipper walks down the highway. He looks down at his towel appreciatively. It took some research...but turned out it was okay for temporary visitors to wear towels.

True, the person who wrote the rules probably had been thinking 'temporary' in the terms of a 'day' rather then 'the summer'. But Dipper was going to take any advantage he could get to hide his shame.

Dipper knew it was silly to still care about that after nearly dying...true, the experience plus Wendy's 'talks' with him had raised his confidence up a bit...but the taunting STILL got to him...maybe it shouldn't...but it did.

Dipper was broken from his thoughts as a car slowed down beside him, a purple haired girl that Dipper recognized as Wendy's friend Tambry stuck her head out the window.

"Need a lift?" She asked apathetically.

Dipper flustered, it was a sure bet the teenage girl was naked...frankly, he still wasn't used to being around cute naked girls...Buuuut on the other hand; he REALLY wasn't looking forward to walking through town in just a towel.

Without a word, he nodded, politely thanked her, double-checked his towel and finally got in...

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Neither said anything...Dipper was too busy keeping his eyes off Tambry and Tambry...was just not doing anything except driving...

Dipper suddenly noticed where they were. Huh...is she taking the scenic route? Shouldn't we have gotten there by now? He thinks to himself as they seem to be just going farther into the forest...

"Okay, Dipper. were here." She un-buckles. Dipper let's out a sigh of relief as he starts to get up and open the door. "So were at the shack-

"Nope." Said Tambry with disinterest as she quickly yanks down his towel while he was distracted.

"Hey!" Shouts Dipper as he tries to get it back, only for Tambry to take the opportunity to snap a picture with her phone. A flustered Dipper covers himself, Tambry just pushes him out of the car-

SPLASH!

And into a lake, Dipper quickly comes back to the surface. He shivered! It was cold! "He glared at Tambry. "Tambry, what the blood!" Tambry said nothing, she simply got out of the car. Dipper blushed, despite the situation...Tambry was still a beautiful naked girl...

CHOMP!

"OW!" Cried out Dipper in pain. Something just bit his dick!

"Oh, yeah. I wouldn't get aroused if I were you. This pond is full of "Stiffie-piranha". Which love biting aroused wangs...thankfully, it's teeth losing season, so you won't get it chomped off...but it still hurts like crap." Said Tambry in a monotone fashion.

Before Dipper can comprehend this...Tambry jumps into the water...and quickly breached the surface...water flowing down her lovely, luscious, glorious-

CHOMP!

OW!

This cannot end well...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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