1

Jane is back from New York.

I come in to find him asleep on the couch.

Fabian is in his cage wailing on a poppy bagel from Murray's on Sixth Avenue.

Jane likes the people at Murray's because they refuse to toast.

I like the people at Murray's because they're so Jane-like.

On my desk is a poppy bagel.

Next to it is a new toaster oven.

2

I titrate an additional .015 ml. of Ambrox into my Fleurissimo Extreme.

3

I enter the bullpen.

Jane wakes up instantly.

He looks at me, begins panting, and dives into the men's room.

Too much.