1
Jane is back from New York.
I come in to find him asleep on the couch.
Fabian is in his cage wailing on a poppy bagel from Murray's on Sixth Avenue.
Jane likes the people at Murray's because they refuse to toast.
I like the people at Murray's because they're so Jane-like.
On my desk is a poppy bagel.
Next to it is a new toaster oven.
2
I titrate an additional .015 ml. of Ambrox into my Fleurissimo Extreme.
3
I enter the bullpen.
Jane wakes up instantly.
He looks at me, begins panting, and dives into the men's room.
Too much.
