Total Drama Vengeance

'Snaps fingers' New chapter, fresh from the press! Or Pc, or whatever!

HO-LY SH(censor)T! 7 reviews? 7 WHOLE reviews? I LOVE YOU GUYS! LET THE LOVE CONTINUE!

'Collects himself' And now: As per tradition.

Persephatta: Nothing to fear? I wasn't fearing anything in the first place! 'Whimpers slightly'. But that's of the past now. I honestly did this couple out of a bit dedication to you!

IAGD: You could have expected it from me! And Mike might be back, but for how long is the question? Oh and good luck!

Pabulover123: As much as I hate to say this, I am not assuring you people that Dawn and Scott are going to survive. (As a couple) But I am not saying that they won't either!

Redpony: Glad you liked it! And on the grammar errors is being worked on! Oh, and we'll get to see and hear more about Chef. Like a few of his wacky relatives for example!

Nerdyblonde99: Well thank you! As stated above, the grammar is being worked on! And come on, let us be honest, there are loads of World Tour redo's! there's nothing terribly special about this one! (Except that I do not use other people's OC's for a change and that my chapters are all about 12K words long, a feat I have not seen many doing.)

MrWanton: Scott might be capable of stuff against Jo, But remember that he slightly turned his back to that behavior right? But stay tuned anyway to read what is going to happen next!

And we conclude today's reviews with Meowth's Tooth Dragon (MTD): And another loyal reader! Awesome! I am very grateful for checking my chapter on grammar errors! And about the smissmas thing, nobody, not even the first review I received did that, so you can drop that rule if you want! And of course, thank you for beta reading!

All the others: You are an awesome audience! Keep it up!

I sometimes wonder why I do not post this on Deviantart, But then I reminded myself that I stand above such advertising! I find it disappointing though that I cannot draw Total Drama style! Because I could make drawings of certain scenes from this story! Poor me!

I find that the dialogue sucks in comparison to other stories! 'Sniff!'

The winner(s) of the former poll concerning the contestants and an possible sequel to this story are: The old contestants VS. The new contestants. AND the old contestants VS. The new contestants VS. Even newer contestants! You all can vote in the next poll which of the available locations you like better!

If I compare my story to others, then I can see that the other stories have way more reviews than I have while they are of about the same length. Now I know that this is not all about the reviews and such, but it gives me a good feel If you would review! Become one of my current (and very loyal) fanbase today!

Remember when Scott asked if they could go somewhere cooler last chapter? THAT was the clue! Be careful what you wish for people!

Total Drama contains scenes and moments that are dangerous and/or prohibited, do not try them yourself! No seriously, don't be like your bigger brother. And Total drama is property of Teletoon and Fresh inc. no profit made of this story.

Rated T for violence, and innuendo's and nothing more. In contrast to last chapter!

So, You're still reading this? You ever read it at all? If you did, let me say: Read, review and enjoy!


Episode (Chapter) 7: The Klonhike


''Last time on Total Drama. a choppy landing brought the Total Drama Jumbo Jet just outside of Rio de Janeiro in Brazil! And it was a busy day! We made the contestants build a float as good as their wacky imagination could make it. They fought a war in the slums of the city. And we let them participate in a next-to-deadly float race. And a final tie breaking game of Vilelyball, which ended in a second consecutive victory for the Troubled Travelers. When they were done with the challenges, Scott had a moment with Dawn, and much to my surprise, hooked up with each other! Sometime after their moment of romance, Jo managed to pull Scott into a deal to keep their schemes their own dark little secrets!''

''Will either Jo or Scott stay true to their deal? And will Mike get out of his depression? See for yourself on another cool episode of Total, DRAMA, VENGEANCE!'' Chris announced as the camera panned out as usual to show the Jumbo Jet flying through the orange and purple evening skies.


(Theme song. 'Humming')


In 1st class, everything was extremely laid back and relaxed. The lights were dimmed and the room was lit with the last rays of sunlight, creating a very easy ambiance. B was sleeping on the couch and Dawn was comfortably laying in Scott's lap. Brick was nowhere to be seen though.

Dawn swooned a bit. ''Oh Scott, How much alike we actually turn out to be! We both are only child, have single parents, and are considered outcasts!'' Dawn explained as Scott stroked his hand through her hair and hummed in approval. They looked over to a sleeping B when they heard muffled noises coming from beneath the giant as an arm popped up between B and the couch cushions.

''Brick are you spying on us?'' Scott disgusted asked the cadet.

''Negative! Espionage is against my training and moral code! I am currently undergoing an endurance training!'' Brick's muffled voice said from under the teen that snored on top of Brick as his visible arm moved to correspond to the things Brick said.

''B didn't saw you when he laid down there didn't he?'' Dawn asked to the cadet. Aware of the answer already.

''I am afraid he didn't!'' Brick disappointedly responded. B then moved a bit in his sleep and let out a short but powerful fart. Brick yelped in disgust before Scott and Dawn flinched at what sounded like muffled vomiting.

After the vomiting ceased, Scott looked at Dawn, who seemed to be a bit worried. ''He's just taking his training to the next level!'' Scott assured her before he kissed her. Which made her giggle.


(Confessional cam. And we made our first resort to fart humor! All hail Canada!)

B: 'Undoes his jacket and turns its back to the camera to reveal a big vomiting stain. B looks angry and disgusted into the camera.'

(Static)

Brick: 'disappointedly nods a few times' No wonder that I never won the 'Endurance in gross situations' medal!

(End Confessional cam.)


In economy class, The Problematic Pilots were getting ready to rest. Which meant checking the floor on any suspicious damage and shooing the rats and the occasional raccoon away. Lightning was flirting with Dakota, which in contrast to Lightning's earlier attempts, was received pretty well by Dakota. Sam was frowning at the sight. Jo saw her chance and sat down beside him.

''I see that you finally looked into the real world!'' Jo confidently began talking to Sam while they both looked over at Lightning and Dakota.

''Flat battery!'' Sam responded as he held up one of his consoles.

''I don't know about you, but I would be pretty mad if the bad guy would flirt with my princess, girl, thing!'' Jo slyly told Sam while she had difficulty to explain the role Dakota fitted. Sam looked slightly confused at her.

''So you fall for girls?'' Sam confusedly asked out of the blue.

''No!'' Jo angrily yelled back. ''I'm just trying to tell you sack of grease that you should do this the video game way!'' Jo explained while she tried to control her frustration. Sam cheered up.

''You're right! I have to Pwn Lightning's Noob butt with my Leet foot!'' Sam confidently said aloud while Jo looked at him as if he talked another language.

''So I can count on your vote next time?'' Jo asked with slight confusion.

''Of course you can!'' Sam assured her as he was still in his ruse.

Meanwhile, Mike was sitting with his head in his hands and sighed depressed with Anne Maria seductively rubbing his back. Mike then got fed up with the rubbing and straightened his spine.

''Would you knock that off please?'' He yelled irritated at Anne Maria, who flinched back and frowned at Mike


(Confessional cam. Love is in the air! No wait, scrap that. Love is in 1st class. And The Total Drama Jumbo Jet is in the air. Nothing more.)

Anne Maria: Whateva' happened to Vito that made him change back to that wimp? Maybe if I make him jealous I can win him back! And I know exactly which fool I am going to use for that! 'Rubs her hands and cackles evilly'

(Static)

Jo: I'll admit to you people, I was sweating it before he brought out his nerd Lingo! Because I had totally no idea how it would be done the video game way!

(Static)

Sam: Watch out Lightning! I have my elimination power up ready!

(Static)

Jo again: And what is it with these jokes regarding me and girls? I am just as straight as a measuring rod! I'm just not as hormonally driven as most girls! I mean, come on! Who needs a boyfriend when you have gym equipment? Those are at least able to keep up with your strength! 'Laughs as the camera cuts off'

(End Confessional cam.)


(Several hours later)


Chris and Chef were playing chess in Chris's quarters. Chef, who played totally un-stereotypically with the white pieces had four remaining on the board, who all had Chris's last piece, the black king completely surrounded. Chris was in deep thinking while the Chef became more annoyed every minute.

''Chris, you are pondering for 8 hours now! I have you completely surrounded! You lost!'' Chef yelled agitated at the host, who still looked at the board with his deepest focus.

''You never know Chef! Victory can come out of the most unexpected moves!'' Chris replied as he still examined every move he could make. He then smiled brightly as he moved his king to another square. Chef sighed in relief and defeated Chris's king in 1 move. Chris looked in disgust at his long postponed loss. ''Yeah whatevs! I was getting bored already.'' Chris shrugged as he realized something. ''Say Chef, who flew the jet all the time that you was playing chess with me?''

''Auto pilot!'' Chef answered as the cockpit camera showed a blow-up version of Chef behind the controls of the jet, who was heading straight towards a snowy mountain peak in the early morning. The Total Drama Jumbo Jet then crashed into the rock face, but the amount of snow prevented any serious damage to the plane. The contestants were hurled across the Jet from the impact however. The Travelers flew onto the walled aquarium between the cockpit and 1st class with the exception of Brick, who someone flew straight into the windshield of the cockpit, leaving a crack on the window. Scott lowered his head to avoid an incoming cushion. He cackled at his dodge when suddenly a bottle flew into his face.

The Problematic Pilots were all hurled into the cargo hold. Where they all slammed into mostly painful things. Mike for example, slammed into the truck that they stole in north Korea.

''Who pulled the emergency brake?'' Mike moaned as he still laid on the hood of the truck. Then, everyone fell the plane gently sliding down the escarpment.

''Finally! Sha-Something does not go the painful way!'' Lightning said. And just then, the plane slid down rather fast due to the lack of snow, after which the jet landed with a very loud thud.

''You had to say it again didn't you?'' Jo scolded the other jock as they crawled out of the junk they were stacked under.

''Every contestant who can still feel his or her legs should meet me outside of the jet! McLean out!'' Chris said over the intercom.


The contestants noticed that the Jet remained almost completely unscratched during the impact and the slide. In fact, the only sign of damage was a crack in the cockpit window, caused by Brick. Chef was not happy with this.

''If I get the one fool that caused that,'' Chef warned to the contestants while he pointed at the window. ''I'm going to make their intestines their outestines!'' He threatened as he cracked his knuckles. Brick gulped at this threat and looked away and whistled innocently.

''Keep the threats until they are suiting the situation better Chef!'' Chris ordered the cook, who immediately stopped cracking his knuckles. Chris then turned to the contestants. ''I would like to welcome you back home kids!'' Chris proudly said as he raised his arms to present the landscape, consisting of a midsized town that laid peacefully in a valley with snowy mountaintops.

''What part of Canada is this then? The boring and rednecked part?'' Anne Maria complained and asked at the same time.

''Not quite! I present to you, the Klondike region! With its unbearable climate, high risk of avalanches and potentially deadly animals, this spot makes the perfect location for an active and exciting work vacation!'' Chris advertised as the contestants did not seemed to be familiar with the place.

''But haven't you youngn's never heard of the Klondike gold rush?'' Chris asked in an old fashioned accent. ''In 1896 lots of gold was found here!'' Chris added with his accent before he talked normal again. ''It was killing back then! And we are going to recreate those circumstances!'' Chris said in his usual voice again.

''What kind of circumstances?'' Dakota cautiously asked.

''You know, shortage of food. Wild animals. Freezing cold. Angry Eskimos.'' Chris tried to explain until Mike interrupted him.

''Hey! Show a bit respect will you! It is Inuit! Eskimo means meat eater in Inuit language! And they weren't dangerous at all!'' [1] Mike angrily yelled at the host. Which caught the attention of everyone.

''You seem to know a lot about the subject!'' Chris said to Mike as he held his hands in front of him in defense.

''Yeah duh! My grandmother was one!'' Mike explained.

''Should grant you a small advantage for today's challenge!'' Chris soothingly told Mike.

''And that challenge will be?'' Jo impatiently asked.

''An trip to the White Agony Creek [2] to retrieve a bag of golden nuggets using all kinds of transportation to get there and to get back here!'' Chris announced as Chef gave both teams a small part of a big map. ''You'll retrieve the other pieces of the map along the way!''

''And that won't come without resistance I guess?'' Scott cynically asked to the host.

''Lordy what are you kids grumpy today!'' Chris complained and frowned before he smiled again. ''But correct! For instance, the 1st map piece is guarded by Borislav the Ball Busting Bear!'' All the males painfully gasped.

''Does that bear do best what I think it does?'' Sam asked in reply.

''Yes, he does!'' Chris answered, not feeling bothered by the uneasy stares from the male contestants. ''But enough chatter! The race begins now! And you have to go that way!'' Chris announced as he pointed down a forest trail.

The Troubled Travelers and the Problematic Pilots ran head to head to get to the first mark on their respective maps.

''See you back at the finish line Travelers!'' Jo yelled at the Travelers before the 2 teams had to take different paths.

''Yeah! We'll make some coffee for you when we get there!'' Lightning added before they disappeared out of the Travelers' sight.

The male Travelers ran ahead of Dawn thanks to their much better physical condition. She stopped running out of fatigue.

''Gentlemen, could you wait for a few minutes?'' She yelled between pants after the guys, who halted their sprint and ran back to the moonchild. ''I'm real sorry, but I am not as adept as you in running!'' She apologized to them. Scott smiled at her before he lifted her on his back.

''Problem solved?'' Scott asked.

''Problem solved!'' Dawn answered as she stroked his hair once before they continued to run.


''That must be the bear!'' Brick whispered to the other Travelers as they hid behind a bush and spied on a black bear picking it's teeth with a big wood splinter while it sat on a tree stump located on top of a small hill that was surprisingly void of trees, in sharp contrast to the surrounding woodland. The bear also had a cord around his neck with a piece of paper on it. Brick then turned to the other Travelers. ''So, who's going in?'' Brick asked to them as if he already said that he wouldn't go.

''Not me, because how weird it might sound, I would like to have kids someday!'' Scott objected. Which earned him strange stares from B and Brick and a frowned stare from Dawn.

''Do not plan too far ahead mister!'' Dawn scolded Scott with a knowing smile while she softly hit him across his head, Scott could only chuckle. She then stood up and walked over to the bear without saying anything to either her teammates and the bear. Borislav looked suspiciously into Dawn's eyes until he calmly grabbed Dawn by her head with one paw, which made the male Travelers gasp in fear as Borislav stood upright and walked on 2 feet over to the bush where the other Travelers were hiding where the bear easily put her down on her feet and walked back to his tree stump. The Troubled Travelers were all fazed about the situation for their own reasons.


(Confessional cam. It is unBEARable!)

Scott: I seriously began to fear that she might have been eaten by that bear! Dawn! Out of all people!

(Static)

Dawn: 'Sits in lotus position and looks at her hands, horrified' Have I lost my touch with animals? I must do whatever it takes to regain my cosmic connection! 'Begins to meditate'

(Static)

Brick: Isn't that bear just a soldier in a bear costume?

(Static)

Chris: 'Holding a small stack of papers' Borislav was born in a circus in Vladivostok. [3] Thanks to his cruel treatment Boris taught himself in hitting humans, or at least men in their weak spots while he grew up! One night, Borislav decided to test himself and subsequently escaped to the Yukon, where he was offered a life of solitude and unconditional hunter punching by the town of Dawson!


(Flashback interruption.)

(A few years ago. Vladivostok.)

A bear cub firmly hits a dummy made of sacks in the designated crotch area.

(One year ago. Still in Vladivostok.)

The now grown up Borislav punches the same puppet in the crotch area with brutal force, which made it slam into the wooden wall of his cage. Boris grunted, pleased with his accomplishment.

(Slightly less than a year ago. Circus stage, Vladivostok.)

A muscular man in a typical circus loincloth whips Borislav, who just stands still, seemingly not reacting to the whip. Borislav then retorts by punching the man in the kiwi's, which makes the audience curl as Borislav gently walks away on 2 paws.

(Half a year ago. Alaska.)

Borislav determinedly walks upright through the snowy fields as he punches a wolf in mid air that was about to pounce him without looking at it as he firmly keeps on walking.

(Less than 3 months ago. Yukon. That same hill.)

Boris shakes the hand of the mayor of Dawson while the mayor holds up a contract. The bear then suddenly kicks the mayor in the crotch while the mammal grins wickedly.

(End Confessional cam and flashbacks.)


''Wait here, I have an strategy!'' Brick said as he walked into the woods and came back a few minutes later with a big piece of tree bark in front of his crotch, being held together by a piece of rope made of tree roots. his team was not impressed by what Brick had around his waist.

''And this is…what?'' Scott doubtfully asked.

''Protection! You see, every good attack begins with a solid defense of key strategic spots!'' Brick quoted, which made Scott and Dawn roll their eyes and B slap himself due to Brick's somewhat idiotic yet well thought of idea. Brick just raised his shoulders and shrugged it off. Brick then firmly walked out of the bush and marched over in military fashion to the bear. The bear was not really impressed. Brick frowned his most intimidating frown at the large mammal.

''On your knees private!'' Brick ordered Borislav as he pointed towards the ground. The bear just smiled as he grabbed Brick by his middle with one paw and lifted him up. ''Put me down! This is NOT how you should treat your superior officer!'' Brick fearfully yelped as Borislav then pinched Brick's unibrow and pulled back, ripping it clean of his head. Brick yelled extremely loud in pain. In fact, the Problematic Pilots, who were some distance away, stopped walking for a few seconds to look at the direction of the cadet's scream.

''Huh, it's just Brick yelling in pain! Happens all the time!'' Jo raised her shoulders as she casually explained as if it was nothing to worry about after a few seconds of silence between the Pilots.

''Guy would even trip over his own laces!'' Anne Maria shrugged as they continued their journey to their first obstacle.

B just slapped his forehead and snuck around the bear who held the cadet, who was helplessly struggling to get free from the tight grasp of Boris. B then approached the bear from his back, and took a pair of scissors from his coat. Scott gulped and Dawn gasped in horror as it looked like that B was about to stab the bear in the back with the scissors, but B then calmly cut the cord that held the map piece and took it away from under the bear's snout. When Borislav realized that the map piece was gone, he growled threateningly at Brick and punched him right through his protection in the kiwi's, which launched him back to his teammates in the bushes as the bear angrily stomped away.

''Are you OK Brick?'' Dawn asked to the cadet as she crouched over to him.

''I am fine nurse, but my privates need medical attention!'' Brick said somewhat absent mindedly as he pointed to his crotch while he saluted. Dawn frowned and turned away, somewhat insulted by Brick's answer. ''What?'' Brick asked to B and Scott, who could only roll their eyes.

''We have to go that way! And after a while, we have to jump into some canoes!'' Scott said after he figured out how the map pieces fitted on each other. The Troubled Travelers then ran off into the woodland again. (Or for Brick's case, quick limping)


The Problematic Pilots then reached their first obstacle, a really thin, really crowded, and really high tree. The map piece was perched on the very top of it. The Problematic Pilots had no ideas yet on how to solve this.

''If we had a trampoline, then we could jump straight to the top!'' Jo pondered aloud, ''But we do not have a trampoline! So someone has to climb into the tree!'' Jo told her teammates.

''But who?'' Mike responded.

''Me of course! Because Lightning never denies a challenge!'' Lightning boasted as he was about to climb the tree. Mike tried to explain something but Lightning already begun climbing the very thin tree. Before Lightning was 7 feet of the ground, he was bombed with acorns from the squirrels, which made him lose his grip and subsequently fall out of the tree. Lightning now laid flat on the ground, barely conscious.

''Oh my! Are you alright handsome?'' Anne Maria soothingly asked as she held Lightning while he smiled and gibbered something. Anne Maria looked over at Mike to check if he became jealous, and angrily dropped Lightning when she realized that Mike wasn't paying attention.

Jo chuckled. ''His rise to glory was just as brief as his fall to disgrace!'' Jo joked as Lightning still laid KO'd on the ground.


(Confessional cam. If Lightning lights a lighter alight, how much lighters… that's not right isn't it?)

Lightning: 'rubbing his sore spot' Did you know that trees could attack? I didn't know that! Damn you nature, you're scary!

(Static)

Jo: I strangely have to admit that booting Cameron might not have been the best thing to do. But hey, I can stir up some trouble after we lost!

(Static)

Mike: I sometimes feel that I am the only normal one left on my team! 'gasps for air and eyes bulge out as he changes into Chester' Yeah right! And you're the one with what those kids call MPD! Back in my day, we called those people reta…'Changes back to Mike and nervously looks around' What?

(End Confessional cam.)


''Let's see, if someone goes up in the tree, then we'll have to cover the climber from the strangely aggressive critters. And when the climber is at the top, then the tree will most likely bend down from the added weight!'' Mike pondered aloud as he tapped his chin and looked over to where the tree would bend to. ''We have to send a lightweight into the tree!''

''I'll go!'' Anne Maria enthusiastically offered while she raised her hand.

''That could work! Her rock hard hair gives her extra defense!'' Jo complimented, but Anne Maria did not take that well.

''And what are ya' tryin' to say with that?'' she huffed as she stomped over to Jo, who did not look impressed.

''That that wrongly-forged blade on top of your head can protect you from those squirrels!'' Jo explained.

''Oh.'' Anne Maria simply responded as her anger faded and walked over to the base of the tree and began to climb it. the angry chipmunks and birds who tried to protect their nests began their bombardment of acorns and the occasional egg on Anne Maria, whose hair deflected all of them, the critters were baffled while the Problematic Pilots cheered for Anne Maria's advance into the tree. However, both the critters and the Pilots became aware of the fact that Anne Maria's hair would eventually outlive its effect and both parties began to ready themselves for when Anne Maria was at the same height of the critters. The Pilots collected all the stones and cobbles they could find on the ground and the critters stacked up on the eggs and the acorns.

The Problematic Pilots opened up their attack and threw their stones pretty accurate. Knocking out many small animals out of the tree, which gave Anne Maria a chance to proceed. The tree began to bend due to Anne Maria's weight Lightning then threw a stone at a bird, and while Lightning cheered for his throw, the bird threw its entire nest into Lightning's face, and when the nest fell of Lightning's face, he opened his mouth and an egg rolled out, slightly to the disgust of the other Pilots.

Anne Maria was now almost at the top as the tree has bent deep enough someone to pick the map piece of the treetop. Lightning sprinted over to Anne Maria and attempted to take the piece she handed to him.

''Take this handsome!'' Anne Maria flirted with Lightning as she, again looked over to Mike, who still did not cared about it. Lightning seemed to like it though.

"Lightning, don't pull that away from her! She'll get flung clear across the woodlands!" Mike advised Lightning, who was too busy enjoying Anne Maria's compliment to notice. And when he had a grip on the piece of paper, he pulled it slightly to take it from her, and when he let loose, the tree shot back up and Anne Maria (who was also not paying attention) flung away into the wilderness. The Pilots were baffled to say the least.

''Should we go look for her?'' Sam asked his team.

''I think I like it better this way!'' Jo shrugged as the Problematic Pilots continued their trek through the wilderness.

''We should've let her go back when we were in Amsterdam!'' Mike audibly mumbled.

Meanwhile at the Jumbo Jet. Chris and Chef once again, sat on lawn chairs. This time enjoying a nice cup of tomato juice and hot cocoa respectively.

''Say Chef, what was the weather forecast for today?'' Chris asked just before they heard Anne Maria screaming until she slammed into the hull of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet.

''40 degrees and cloudy with a chance of teenagers!'' Chef joked, which made Chris laugh and Chef chuckled along.


(Confessional cam. First the hurl of shame. And now, the hurl of PAIN!)

Anne Maria: 'tries to pick a branch out of her hair' So first, I try to make Vito jealous, I mean I try to be helpful by climbing that disgusting tree. Then I got shot of like an firecracker on new year's eve'! and what was in it fo' me? 'shows her nails' Broken nails, that's what! I'll only help these idiots again if it involves styling or dancing!

(end Confessional Cam.)


The Troubled Travelers arrived at a creek, where 2 Inuit styled canoes laid, ready to be used.

''Are you people sure to use these?'' Scott hesitantly asked his team.

''Who are you to doubt that? You're telling us the directions!'' Brick politely replied.

''Not for that, but Chris knowing there will be all kinds of unexpected rapids and other nasty dangers hidden in and around the creek! I mean, the cheapskate didn't even put life jackets with the canoes!'' Scott explained, which made it clear for his team, and found it a good reason to question the canoes safety.

Scott picked up some sticks from the ground and held them in one balled fist. ''Pick straws, if I have the shortest one, then we go by canoe. Otherwise we go on foot!'' Scott explained before everybody took a twig, but when they measured the sticks, they were dumb struck by the fact that all the sticks were evenly short.

''Now that is an uncommon phenomenon!'' Dawn said astonished, referring to the equal length of the twigs.

''Stupidity wins over logic! I suggest that we take the canoes before we become even more confused by nature!'' Scott suggested, which all Travelers agreed on as they boarded the canoes and began paddling.

''Watch out!'' Brick panicky yelled as he pointed to some beavers.

''Those are just beavers Brick!'' Dawn calmed him down, after which she waved at the beavers, who returned the gesture.

''Oh!'' Brick said and continued to row.

A few minutes later, Brick pointed to something in the water. ''Monsters!'' Brick yelled as he clanged himself to B, who sat in a canoe with him. B was evidently not scared in any way and rolled his eyes at the cadet's cowardice.

''Those are salmons Brick!'' Dawn said to Brick with a little bit of annoyance as the salmons jumped out of the water.

''Oh! Just try to be preventive and all!'' Brick mumbled as he climbed off B and continued to paddle.

A few minutes later, Scott already noticed that Brick grew a fearful expression on his face and decided to warn him in advance.

''Brick, don't you dare getting scared for nothing again!'' Scott told to Brick, who seemed a bit insulted by this.

''Alright then! Then I am not telling that we are nearing a waterfall!'' Brick scowled to Scott.

''Much better because… wait, what?'' Scott tried to say before Brick's response sunk into him and looked forward to realize that there was indeed a waterfall some yards ahead.

The Troubled Travelers gasped in horror and did their best to paddle away from the waterfall, but they were already in a too powerful stream to get away from and they were slowly floating towards the waterfall.

''Brick! I am sorry that I misjudged your paranoia! I mean those other things weren't dangerous at all!'' Scott tried to apologize to Brick as they prepared themselves for death while they tried in vain to row away from the waterfall.

''That's okay soldier! Don't worry about it!'' Brick yelled back.

''And I used your Military Monthly magazine to fold paper planes!'' Scott quickly added.

''What?'' Brick stopped rowing and shot a glare to Scott. But B alone had not enough stroking power and the canoe then floated even faster towards the waterfall, being closely followed by Scott and Dawn's canoe. They all prepared themselves for their deaths as the canoes cascaded off the waterfall, only to reveal that the waterfall was only about a yard high as the canoes landed in the water and floated away from the waterfall. Leaving the Troubled Travelers baffled once again at the strange nature of the environment.


(Confessional cam. You just got amaze'd!)

Scott: I cannot blame Brick for being paranoid! Chris knowing, he would let us paddle through a magma river with snakes in our canoes! But only if he felt merciful of course!

(End Confessional cam.)


The Troubled Travelers then stopped their canoes after a trip that was not dangerous or perilous in any way after all when they were close to a western styled ghost town.

Scott checked the map once more after he stepped out of the canoe. ''The trial ends here, so the next piece must be here too!'' Scott concluded before they all walked into the rundown village. Brick tried to wipe the dust of a sign, but he only wiped off one layer of dust which ended up in his nostrils, which made his sneeze off all the dust of the sign to reveal that the town's name was spiller's creek.

''I suggest that we split up partners?'' Brick asked his team in wild west fashion. He subsequently received blank stares from them.

''You're a cowboy now?'' Scott asked, clearly unimpressed.

''Of course not! I just tried to get a feel of the place, you know?'' Brick stuttered out, which still left the rest of the team unimpressed with his antics as they split up into different directions.


(Confessional cam. Lunatics in this town get hanged!)

Scott: But to contradict what I said before, I also sometimes think that Brick is an escaped mental patient that enrolled himself into military school to avoid getting captured again! [4] 'Shrugs' And I thought that Mike was the biggest weirdo of the bunch!

(End Confessional cam)


B and Scott were looking in the saloon, that also served as the casino. B wanted to ascend a staircase to the 2nd floor, but he already did not expect the worn out stairs to hold his big posture and lightly tapped on the lowest step, which fell down a split second after a small creak was heard. B tried to think of a way to climb up the stairs when he was startled by Scott, who suddenly began to speak after they rummaged through the saloon in silence.

''I have the feeling that I saw this guy before!'' Scott thought aloud as he looked at a painting where a pompous man looking a lot like former contestant Owen held a bear by its throat while he ambitiously stood on a rock with a gun in his other hand. Scott raised his shoulders. ''Must be the air that makes me think that!'' Scott shrugged.

B then tapped his shoulder and gestured him to come with the silent giant. B then presented Scott the rickety stairs and gestured him to go up. Scott chuckled in response.

''What? You're afraid of stairs now?'' Scott said between chuckles as he began to ascend the stairs. ''And what's going to happen next? You finally begin to speak? Or is that a step too high?'' He joked before he began to laugh out loud. But just as he began to laugh, he felt through one of the steps as a loud crashing noise was heard. B could not help but laugh heartily at this event.

''That's the first time I heard you laugh, B!'' Dawn suddenly said behind B's back, which scared the living life out of him. When he regained his nerves, he pointed to the upper rooms. Dawn immediately understood and climbed the stairs. Notably was that the steps did not even creak when she stepped on them, as if no one walked on them on the first place. This amazed both B and Scott (Who came back out of the basement he fell in).

''Nothing here! No furniture! No hidden spaces! And not even aura's!'' Dawn yelled back to the guys as she inspected the last room. The guys sighed in defeat and walked back outside.

After looking through the dilapidated settlement for some time, Brick felt the urge to go to the bathroom. But could not find one after he searched in the houses. He then came across B in the doctor's office.

''Say private B, could you tell me where I can find a lavatory or such for some R&R?'' Brick asked B, who guided him outside of the building and pointed to a small hut with a moon on the door. Brick was confused. ''Wait, you're telling me that the confessional last season was an outhouse?'' Brick asked to B slightly disgusted, to which B nodded positively. Brick hurled slightly at this and began to walk to the outhouse.

''First, let me tell you that I got to like my squadron for who they are!'' Brick told after he sat in the outhouse. ''They might not be…'' Brick then realized that this outhouse was not the confessional outhouse of last season and quitted talking as he began to undo his belt. He then spotted something between the old toilet paper, a piece of the map. Brick brightened up as he ripped off the piece of the map and ran back to his team.

''I got the next piece of the map!'' He proudly announced to the team, who all sat in the main street. The Troubled Travelers all looked down in silence at Brick´s legs as Scott jokingly covered Dawn´s eyes. Brick then looked down too to realize that he still had his pants down, revealing his camo patterned boxers. He grew a blush as he pulled his pants back up and gave the piece to Scott.

Scott fitted the piece on the others and then pointed towards a small lake. Prompting the Travelers to continue their trek.


The Problematic Pilots minus Anne Maria arrived at a fallen tree over a thin but fast flowing river with very much moss on the tree trunk. The clue was perched on a branch of the tree.

''Lightning's got this one!'' the jock said as he ran over the log to get the clue, the moss made the tree trunk very slippery, thus Lightning slipped away, crashed his hip into the tree and fell into the rapids, which carried Lightning away as his cries for help faded.

''Well…Thank you Lightning for showing us the dangers of this obstacle!'' Jo said half heartedly after a few seconds of silence. Jo then turned to Mike. ''If you do your Svetlana thing, then we have the clue in no time!'' Jo requested Mike, Mike nodded in denial.

"My personalities aren't just something you can command at will, Jo!", Mike insisted much to Jo's aggravation.

''Listen up. You could have done your awesome Aussie performance back with that tree! But you didn't, and look what happened!'' Jo told Mike.

''You're not going to tell me that you'd have a purpose for Anne Maria, right?'' Mike said as he crossed his arms while Jo took her threatening finger from under Mike's chin.

''Point taken!'' Jo admitted before she turned to her team. ''Does anyone else volunteer or do I have prove once more that I am carrying you all?'' Jo asked into the group. Dakota felt quite bad about this statement and reluctantly raised her hand.

''I'll do it.'' Dakota stuttered out. Surprising the Pilots a bit.

''Are you sure about this?'' Jo asked the fame monger.

''Come on Jo! She amazed us back in Brazil with her awesome chiseling skills!'' Sam answered for her, which gave her some confidence.

''Yeah! This will be a piece of cake!'' Dakota stuttered out again. She gave Jo her makeup mirror and makeup kit and approached the log. She turned one last time to her team before she began. ''Can I get absolute silence please?'' She asked of her team, who nodded in reply.

''You already took my breath away!'' Sam soothingly complimented Dakota with a wink. Which made her giggle and blush. She then deeply inhaled and exhaled and walked with small steps on the log. She then amazed everybody when she did a cartwheel over the log, and Dakota was still in perfect balance when she stood on her feet again.


(Confessional cam. Another hidden skill? Where does it end?)

Jo: Powder box proves to be a bigger threat then I initially expected! Now she knows gymnastics too! She would serve perfect as my closest ally! 'Realizes what she said' Wow, that sounded weird!

(Static)

Dakota: 'giggles' I love gymnastics! It keeps me in shape, it is fun to do, and the paparazzi love to take shots of me in workout garb!

(Static)

Sam: Gosh! She could have won last season with all those wicked skills! [5]

(End Confessional cam.)


Dakota then did a backflip and landed once more perfectly balanced. Mike and Sam held up signs reading 9.5 and 9.8 respectively. Jo however crossed her arms.

''Quit the showoff and get that piece of paper!'' Jo yelled at Dakota. Who did one graceful jump and landed near the piece of map. She bent over to retrieve it, but then Mike suddenly had to sneeze, Dakota became startled and lost her balance, she tried throw the map piece to the Pilots before she also fell in the river and was taken by the stream. The wind gently blew the map piece into Sam's hands, who quickly gave it to Mike and walked over to the river.

''I'll save you Dakota!'' He yelled after her and subsequently jumped into the rapids. Sam didn't stand a chance and was also taken away by the white water.

''Can you believe that idiot?'' Jo asked Mike as they looked at how Sam went away out of their eyesight.

''He's just…'' Mike then paused and twisted his hand as he looked for the right thing to say. ''Very dedicated, that's all!'' Mike slumped over. ''Unlike me!'' He said in a depressed voice as they continued to walk the route on the map.

''Speaking of dedicated, what's it with you and 50's hair, 00's body?'' Jo asked, referring to Anne Maria.

''That, is complicated!'' Mike said, still depressed as he thought of a lie. ''I uh… sometime get too driven off with my characters that I'll do very stupid things!''

''True to that! I swore that I saw you as that old dork sipping away some cod liver oil on our way to Korea!'' Jo gave an example, to which Mike perked up.

''I did?'' Mike asked before he quickly corrected himself. ''I mean, see?''


(Confessional cam. Oh those actors and their crazy antics!)

Jo: some actors can act like total idiots and still be good, like Tim Draggey and William Robbins. [6] Let's just say that Mike is not one of those actors!

(Static)

Mike: 'Hands on head' How long do I have to keep this lie up? 'wails'

(End Confessional cam.)


The Troubled Travelers reached a small lake with many stepping stones. The clue was on a totem pole the exact middle of the small lake which was accessible by hopping from one stone to another. An oddity about the lake was that it gave off evaporation and that there were no plants in or around the waters at all.

B halted Scott, who was about to jump, and rubbed his chin and examined everything.

''B finds this very distrustful!'' Dawn explained. ''And I do too! This lake devoid of life!'' Dawn added.

Scott was silent as well and listened carefully. He then walked over to some bushes where he heard a humming sound and shoved them aside to reveal an machine with an hose laying into the water. The machine was titled: 'The McLean brand snow cannon and ice machine'.


(Intermission. Back at the Jet.)

The shopping music began to play as Chris and Chef appeared in front of the camera with Chef holding the hose of the snow cannon. ''Presenting the newest product from the Mclean brand line of items! The Mclean brand snow cannon and ice machine is a multifunctional device that lets you enjoy ice skating and snowball fight in the mid of summer and also works well if the ice cube automat on your fridge is broken!'' Chris presented as Chef now took his turn to speak.

''And if you order now, then you get the Chef Hatchet seal of approval!'' Chef announced as he showed a sticker with Chef Hatchet's face with 'I could win a war with this and I did!' written underneath. ''So order today!'' Chris and Chef said in unison followed by an inaudible disclaimer as read by Chris. The shopping music now stopped playing.

''Ugh! Are you finally done with that? It was horrible!'' Anne Maria (who sat beside the other washed up contestants) complained, which earned her filthy glares from the host and the Chef.

(End intermission)


''You two have all right to distrust it!'' Scott agreed as he showed the machine to the other Travelers. ''I already found that it looked way too easy!''

''And still you wanted to jump in.'' Dawn sarcastically said with a knowing smile, which was returned from Scott.

''Brick, give me that rope!'' Scott ordered Brick, who took the tree root rope and gave it to Scott with a salute. ''At ease soldier! Sheesh!'' Scott then tied the rope around his middle. ''If I fall in, pull me back! Understood?'' Scott asked while he handed the map to B.

''Understood!'' Brick and Dawn said in unison as Scott jumped on the first stepping stone, nothing happened, much to his relief. He then jumped onto the second stone, still nothing happened. But when he jumped on the 3rd one, Scott found himself on a spring loaded fake stone that shot him forward. His flight stopped when he crashed into the totem pole, he took the map piece and showed his prize to the other Travelers, who cheered for him. But then all of a sudden the totem pole fell into the water, with Scott underneath it. The only thing the Travelers still could see was the piece of map Scott held in his hands.

When Brick, B, and Dawn had pulled Scott back on land they were shocked but also slightly humored to see that everything except for the hand that had the map piece was indeed quite humorously encased in a block of ice. The sun was not powerful enough to melt the ice and Scott was not able to move but he could still shift his eyes around.

''B, hand me the map!'' Dawn friendly ordered B as he did as he was told. Dawn fitted the pieces together and B pondered where they had to go. B then pointed in a direction, lifted Scott's encased body up and began to run.

''We're almost there!'' Dawn told Brick as she translated what she heard from B.


Mike and Jo were on an higher elevated piece of ground when they saw the Travelers running near the edge of an hill. Jo then stopped running and got a devious idea.

''Wait here!'' She ordered Mike as the latter started to look at a nearby snow covered mountain top.

''Did I ever told someone here that my grandparents were Inuit?'' [7] Mike asked Jo with slight pride while he looked at the mountain.

''Yes, you've recently yelled it into my ear.'' Jo cynically responded as she finally took Dakota's mirror out of her pocket and started to reflect the sun into B's eyes.

Jo's poor aim however, caused the light to shine upon Scott's ice, which (against any laws of nature) shot back an golden beam in the direction of the remaining Problematic Pilots, who barely managed to dodge the beam as it crashed straight into the mountain top with an loud explosion. The Troubled Travelers remained oblivious of all the violence as they disappeared from Jo's sight.

''Why did it work for that powder puff and not for me?'' Jo wondered aloud when suddenly the snow began to fall down the rock-face. Jo and Mike began to run for their lives from the avalanche, but it caught up with Mike and Jo rather fast. [8]

''Jump on that rock!'' Mike said as they sprinted as fast as they could to an big rock. Jo managed to make it just in time, but Mike was caught by the snow and taken down the hill. When the snow stopped. Jo then spotted that the Troubled Travelers stopped near an house. Jo did not want to look for either Mike or the next map piece and sprinted directly over to where the Troubled Travelers were. Not aware that an unconscious Mike was being dragged off by an mysterious figure towards a tipi.


When Mike awoke, he noticed that he was in an typical Inuit tent. And then he was slightly startled when he spotted an old lady with a slightly paler skin tone than him wearing a coat of fur. The lady approached him and pushed him down on the ground again, then she let him drink from a bowl with steaming red liquid.

''What is that?'' Mike tiredly asked before he took a sip.

''This'll warm you up!'' The old lady said as she poured some liquid into Mike's mouth. Mike then jumped to sitting upright as he spew a flame from his mouth and steam from his ears, he fell down directly afterwards.

''More please!'' He asked as the lady poured in some more. This time without the fire and steam effects.

She then let Mike sit upright and sat down in front of him. ''Mike Smith, do not hide anything from this shaman! what is troubling you?'' She asked slightly pushy as she spotted that Mike was quite depressed.

Mike groaned in defeat. ''I've hurt the people I like too much! And I don't think that I can face them ever again!'' Mike answered. The old woman pondered for a moment and then she stood up and made Mike do the same.

''Mike Smith! I am going to subject you to the ancient Inuit art of throat singing!'' She told Mike.

''What?'' Mike confusedly asked as the woman began to make noises from her throat ceremonially danced along with it. Mike did not really understood it but joined in anyway, and did his best to look dignified. Mike then tapped the shoulder of the shaman, who stopped throat singing and dancing and turned to Mike.

''How long do we have to do this?'' Mike cautiously asked.

''Until you, Mike, get an epiphany!'' The shaman mightily answered.

''Oh.'' Was Mike's reaction and they continued to sing and dance like they never stopped. Until Mike tapped her shoulder again about 2 seconds later.

''What's an epiphany?'' Mike asked.

''A sudden realization, of great truths!'' The woman answered just as mightily as before. And they continued to sing. Until Mike tapped her shoulder yet again after a few more seconds.

''What?'' The old lady annoyingly asked.

''I do believe that I've seen this in a movie somewhere!'' [9] Mike told the old lady.

''I don't care!'' The shaman quickly responded before they continued to sing. When the shaman made movements as if she moved air into Mike, his eyes began to bulge and he passed out. The shaman was a bit startled by Mike passing out. ''That wasn't supposed to happen!'' she then shrugged. ''Very well!


(In Mike's head.)

In contrast to Mike usually just appearing in his head, he now fell down into it. when he landed he realized that he landed in a cinema chair and had his arms strapped to it automatically. He then saw that an movie screen came out of the ground and began to play.

The first video shows Mike at the community pool. ''Hey I recognize this!'' Mike cheerfully yells as the footage goes on. Mike wants to compliment a girl that he likes and taps her shoulder, but just as the girl looks around, Mike turns into Chester due to his nerves to speak to her. ''Ah you darn kids with your polyester swimsuits! Back in my day we just swam in the nude!'' Chester said, naturally offending the girl, who gave Chester a smack across the face, directly reverting Chester back to Mike.

''Ai! I still feel that one!'' Mike lamented.

Mike then noticed that everybody around laughs at him. He clasps his hands to his head and runs away. The video stops, leaving Mike sad at the memory. Mike has only a few seconds to be sad as the following movie begins to play.

Mike is sitting outside during recess as he witnesses that some bullies are picking on someone.

''Hey! Leave him alone!'' He yells at the bullies and runs over to them. The bullies however now target him instead of the other student and somehow rip his shirt off during the process, changing him into Vito. Vito quickly deals with the bullies as they run off into school.

''What are you starin' at? You want some too?'' Vito asks the bullied student as he fearfully runs off into the crowd as the crowd stares at Vito with fear. The video then stops as Mike is sad once more.

''Nobody liked me after that! They all feared me!'' He laments as the next video begins.

Mike is with his class at PE and they are practicing rope climbing. It is Mike's turn when the coach gives him a helmet he has to wear.

''Do I have to?'' Mike pleads as he already knows what will happen If he does.

''Of course you have to!'' The coach answered as Mike reluctantly puts the helmet on, changing into Manitoba Smith.

''G'day fellers! I'll show you some art in tree climbing!'' Manitoba told his confused classmates who weren't climbing in the ropes as he began to professionally climb one himself. When Manitoba was at the top, Manitoba pulled out a knife out of nowhere.

''Right of the cleverest!'' Manitoba told the other climbers as he cut the other ropes. Making all the others fall down.

''Mike Smith! Principals office! NOW!'' The coach yelled at Manitoba with the jeering of the other students in the back. Which ended the 3rd video.

''If I told them that…'' Mike then realized what he had to do. ''If I tell people I have to live with beforehand, then they'll understand! Or at least parents and teachers will!'' Mike cheered up greatly as the TV screen and the cinema seat disappeared. Mike then began to float upwards as he regained conscience again.


Mike awoke and shot upright into sitting position. The old shaman suddenly awoke too from her boredom induced nap.

''Mike Smith, Is it clear what you have to do?'' The shaman hastily asked Mike.

''Is it clear? Miss, it has never been so crystal clear what I have to do now!'' Mike yelled in enthusiasm. ''I just have to tell people about my condition instead of just let it happen and face the consequences!'' Mike then embraced the shaman in a tight hug. ''Thank you Ms. shaman! Thank you Inuit heritage!'' Mike said before he ran out of the hut and jumped in joy before he continued to run off into the wilderness.


The Troubled Travelers sat behind a rock that stood in front of a single house on an small open meadow.

''I'll go and ask them about the gold!'' Brick offered. But just as he disappeared from behind the rock, gunshots were as Brick fearfully yelled and ran back for cover behind the rock. His crew cut was ruffled due to hail flying by. ''I don't know who is in there, but we need to find a way around his or her front door!'' Brick said as he rubbed his hair.

''Nothing to worry about Brick, we are perfectly safe behind this rock!'' Dawn told the cadet. B then pointed to some strange boxes that hung in some trees behind them.

''What are those things?'' Brick asked his team before he walked over to the trees that held them to get a better look. The shooter in the cabin then shot one of the boxes out of the trees, and when it cracked open on the ground, hundreds of mosquito's flew out and chased Brick.

Dawn collected some wood which B could use to make a fire. When it was burning, B held Scott's frozen body close to the fire and threw on some leafs to create a much bigger smoke effect. B then gestured to Brick to run over to the fire. The smoke disoriented the mosquito swarm and they subsequently dispersed.

''Thanks B! I've wouldn't have lasted longer against those tiny agents!'' Brick gratefully thanked B as Scott was nearly unfrozen now as well.

''What's all happening here? I saw everything but I couldn't hear anything!'' Scott asked to his team as he melted the last bits of ice on his legs.

''We suppose that we arrived at the White agony creek!'' Dawn replied as she checked the map. ''And now someone guards the gold!'' Dawn added as Scott peeked over the rock, only to duck back when a shot almost hits him.

''We can't go anywhere!'' Brick yelped as a few more shots rang through the air.

Scott thought for a few seconds before he walked over to Brick. ''That isn't the cadet morale!'' Scott said as military fashioned as he could. ''It is rather…Civilian morale!'' Scott slyly whispered into Brick's ear, putting the emphasis on civilian. Brick's eyes widened when Scott told him this.

''I. Am. No. Civilian!'' Brick said, becoming more angry he volume increased with every word he said.

''Would a civilian stay covered while the goal is just in front of his nose?'' Scott asked Brick.

''No sir!'' Brick proudly yelled

''Are you a civilian?'' Scott asked again.

''NO SIR!'' Brick now yelled very loudly.

''Then go over there and show them that you mean business!'' Scott ordered Brick.

''SIR YES SIR!'' Brick yelled one last time before he sprinted from behind the rock over to the house, leaving his teammates behind. Scott just had a big smug on his face.

''With the proper motivation, you can let everybody do whatever you want!'' He told his team, who applauded mildly in reply.

Brick wondrously dodged every shot of hail being shot at him. He sprinted over the meadow to one side of the house and was about to climb through a window when Jo just came out of said window, with 2 bags of gold with her. Each bag having team logos on it representing which team should get which bag.


(Confessional cam. I can feel a war crime tribunal coming!)

Jo: So I thought, I could take both bags o' nuggets to compensate for the goners who I have to call my teammates when I get back at the finish! And if McLean has another weird change in personality, 'Saddens a bit' then I am done for!

(End Confessional cam.)


''McFail, what an unpleasant surprise!'' Jo half heartedly said to Brick.

''You know that it is MacArthur!'' Brick retorted frustrated at Jo. ''But where is your troop?'' Brick asked as he became calm again in a split second.

''Where's yours?'' Jo asked back.

''Behind that rock over there!'' Brick said as he turned around to point at the rock in question. But when Jo was about to react, they heard scurrying noises coming from the house.

''If those repo men have laid hands on any of my stuff then they'll…'' An old woman voice grumbled as steps were heard coming out of the house.

''Well Brickster, I would like to stay here and chat with you! Or not.'' Jo said to Brick as she audibly mumbled the last part, making Brick frown. ''But I have a challenge to win!'' Jo finished as she sprinted off.

''Come back here! Those acts are war crimes!'' Brick yelled after Jo until the old lady popped her head through the window.

''War crimes?! Ha! I'll be filing TRESPASSING charges if you don't step off my property within the next 5 seconds! This isn´t a warzone, kid. This is much more worse!'' The old lady threatened as she kept her shotgun ready. Brick just walked backwards with his hands in front of him as defense.


The Troubled Travelers chased Jo through the forest. The Troubled Travelers couldn't quite catch up with the lone Pilot due to her athleticism.

Jo then had to stop due to a quite steep slope, she slowed down just in time as her toes hung over the edge. She then saw that the Total Drama Jumbo Jet laid at the foot of the hill, frustrating her. ''Darn it! It is too steep to run down! And the Jumbo Jet is just there!'' Jo complained as she then noticed the 2 totem poles. ''Hm, I can use that totem pole to win,'' Jo pondered. ''but I heard that breaking totem poles gives bad luck. Luckily, I do not believe in that girly magic!'' Jo said to herself as she leapt to the top of the totem pole and used her weight to topple the pole on the ground as it slid down the hill.

The Troubled Travelers arrived just to see Jo depart. Scott slapped his knee out of frustration.

''How are we going to catch up with her now?'' Scott asked his team.

''The same way as she does! By log ride!'' Brick said as he tried to topple the other totem pole.

''But we cannot possibly destroy this mystical artifact can't we?'' Dawn objected to her team as then an man wearing an apron covered in sawdust came by, and laughed at Dawn's concern.

''This aren't genuine totem poles dear!'' The man told Dawn. ''These are souvenirs you can buy at my woodshop for 30 dollar!'' The man advertised, which made the Travelers roll their eyes.


(Confessional cam. You can't escape the claws of capitalism!)

Scott: A souvenir totem pole? 'Frustrated groan' Well excuse me but I honestly do not see someone putting an 10 Ft totem pole in their baggage!

(End Confessional cam.)


''We consider buying one!'' Scott assured the woodworker, which made a big bright smile appear on his face. ''But we take it with us down the hill to help us decide!'' Scott added as soon as Brick managed to topple the pole over, which changed the smile in an confused expression. The Troubled Travelers then dragged the pole to the edge, sat on it and slid joyously yelled as it slid of the hill.

''Stupid city folks!'' The woodworker uttered before he walked back to his woodshop, not expecting that he would not get his pole back.


''I am going to win this!'' Jo confidently assured herself before she cackled in what she thought to be guaranteed victory as her totem pole slid downward to the Total Drama Jumbo Jet. Jo then looked around and saw the other team closing in on her. With B sitting on the front of the pole and Scott, Brick, and Dawn behind him in that order.

''Give us our gold Jo!'' Scott ordered as the 2 teams now slid down the hill parallel to each other.

''How'd you got here so fast?'' Jo asked somewhat surprised at the other team.

''Leaning forward does wonders! Especially if you have people like Beverly on your team!'' Scott replied as he tapped B's back. B shot back an dirty smug and gave Scott a quick punch on his head. Scott wanted to punch back until Brick interrupted them.

''Wait!'' Brick yelled to get above the noise the dragging made. ''Didn't we get through all this before?'' Brick asked everyone.

''Yes admiral amnesia, this was the first thing we did when we were on that blasted island!'' Jo answered.

''Oh yeah! I remember everything now!'' Brick enthusiastically recalled. "But there's still one thing I CAN'T remember!"Brick continued.

''And that is?'' Jo numbly asked.

''How did that end?'' Brick somewhat fearfully replied.

''With a crash!'' Scott stuttered as he, like everybody else looked downhill to see that there was a trench deep enough to stop the sliding right at the end of the slope. Everybody yelled in fear as the totem poles neared said trench.


Everybody at the Jumbo Jet looked at the remaining contestants as they slid down the hill.

''It is going to be a photo finish with an awesome throwback to Total Drama Revenge of the Island!''

''Chris, what happens if they are severely wounded or worse from the crash?'' Sam asked to the host.

''Then I am glad to announce you as the final 4 of this season!'' Chris answered, still looking at Jo and the Travelers, who were halfway on the hill now.

''Sha-wesome!'' Lightning gently cheered as he pumped his fist.


(Confessional cam. But there are still so many cool destinations to visit!)

Lightning: I've never wanted someone getting hurt so much since we had to play the semi-final against White Pines high! 'Coughs' very coincidentally, their star quarterback had to sit that game out due to an broken leg!

(End Confessional cam)


Chris then removed the binoculars from his eyes, showing 2 black rings around his eyes. This made the present contestants laugh.

''What's so funny now?'' Chris agitatedly asked the contestants. Chef held a mirror in front of Chris's face, allowing him so see the black rings. Chris yelped and wiped them off his eyes and then looked at the present contestants.

''I will give the culprit a fitting punishment!'' Chris threatened to the contestants, who weren't fazed by the threats and kept on laughing. The Totem poles then crashed into the trenches, which launched its riders towards the Total Drama Jumbo Jet due to the sudden loss of speed. Jo quickly got up and grabbed both bags of gold and handed them to Chris.

''Here you go McLean, 2 bags containing golden nuggets delivered by the Problematic Pilots!'' Jo said before she turned to face her team, which shot evil glares back at her. Chris pondered what he was about to do. ''What's keeping you? Declare us the winners already!'' Jo verbally pushed Chris as she realized that Chris was not entirely happy with the outcome of the challenge.

''Well you see Jo, you declared your victory in name of the Problematic Pilots, but you were the only one who got here!'' Chris explained as he turned his back to Jo and walked a slight distance until he stopped. ''Then again.'' He continued as he spun around to face her. ''You brought back 2 bags of gold while the Troubled Travelers have none!''

''So what are you going to do? No elimination for a second time?'' Jo impatiently suggested.

''No, we are going to do something new!'' Chris enthusiastically decided. ''For the first time in the team phase of any Total Drama season, everyone will have to cast his or her vote tonight!'' Chris announced, which was met by many gasps from the contestants.

''That means that Pilots can vote for Travelers and vice versa that's how!'' Chris explained as he was about to walk into the Total Drama Jumbo Jet, while the contestants were prompted to do the same. ''See you in the elimination room in 1 hour!'' Chris yelled from the plane interior, which added an extra feeling of anxiety among the contestants.


(Confessional cam. GASP!)

Jo: Alright, Lightning's a goner! I only have to play it smart now!

(Static)

Mike: Who am I going to vote for? I don't know. Maybe Anne Maria or Jo. 'short indifferent huff' But I do not care if I get booted tonight!

(Static)

Lightning: This, is, it! 1st place! The golden trophy! The superbowl ring! Because the other team is going to help to eliminate Joe tonight! 'Leans back and scratches his chin' But first I have to find out who of them are of the other team!

(End Confessional cam.)


While Lightning was in the confessional, Jo gathered the other members of the Problematic Pilots.

''So, who are we going to vote for?'' Jo asked into the group.

''You are the current leader!'' Anne Maria replied, which was backed by angry stares from pretty much everybody.

''Yeah! I can't believe you left us behind!'' Dakota complained.

''Of course I left you behind!'' Jo said like it was nothing to worry about. Which made most of the other Pilots gasp in horror. ''I mean, if I went back to look for you, chance was that we were the only team in the elimination room tonight!'' Jo explained.

''Come on guys! Jo did it for the team!'' Sam defended Jo and gave her an very obvious but still unnoticed wink. Sam's remark calmed the Pilots down a bit.

''Maybe chubby over here is right!'' Anne Maria said as she pointed back at Sam. ''But who do we have to vote for now?''

''Guess!'' Jo answered with an evil smile.

''Lightning?'' Sam replied with the same obvious wink that was not noticed by anybody.

''Exactly! His clumsiness and stupidity only slows us down!'' Jo reasoned. ''And as punishment, he has to go!'' Jo added before she walked off, being closely followed by the other Pilots.


Lightning ran over to the Troubled Travelers, who were about to go to the elimination deck.

''Y'all got to help Lightning by voting for Joe!'' Lightning pleaded to the Travelers as he was close to begging them on his knees.

''Don't worry Lighteriod, we were just about to do so!'' Scott assured him before they proceeded to the elimination deck.

Lightning turned to the camera. ''Huh, that was easy!'' Lightning said as he also went to the elimination room.


In the elimination room, the contestants were forced to cramp themselves on the bleachers while Chris held a plate with 9 bags of peanuts.

''Welcome back all of you!'' Chris greeted. ''Are we excited for this unique experience?''

''Yay!'' Jo raised her arms and sarcastically cheered. ''An unique experience is winning a gold medal in the Olympics, the only unique about this is it's overrated stupidity!'' She then told the host.

''Jo, don't disappoint yourself! Consider this special over winning a medal because you'll probably never will!'' Chris countered to Jo.

''We'll see!'' Jo grumbled as she crossed her arms.

''Yeah, but first, let us vote someone off tonight!'' Chris said.

''But it is only late in the afternoon!'' Dawn objected.

''I don't care!'' Chris replied.


(Voting cam. Will take down the Confessional cam by his darn self!)

Anne Maria: If I can't get Vito back with your help, then you're not needed anymo'! 'Stamps Lightning's passport and then sprays herself with spray tan'

(Static)

B: 'Stamps Jo's passport'

(Static)

Brick: 'Holds up Jo's passport as he doubtfully looks at it before it changed into an slightly devious grin as Brick stamps her passport'

(Static)

Dakota: 'Looks at herself in the mirror before she bows over the passports' I'm sorry baby! But I've kind of used you to make Sam jealous! But you did what you could! 'She then stamps Lightning's passport'

(Static)

Dawn: 'Sits in lotus position as she used one arm to stamp Jo's passport with her eyes closed. After she stamped it, an satisfied smile appears on her face'

(Static)

Jo: 'Aggressively stamps Lightning's passport'

(Static)

Lightning: 'Stamps Jo's passport before he smiles confidently into the camera'

(Static)

Mike: 'Holds up both Lightning's and Anne Maria's passports. Then sighs sadly and proceeds to stamp Lightning's passport'

(Static)

Sam: I told you that I would smother Lightning in ownage sauce! 'Chuckles evilly as he stamps Lightning's passport'

(Static)

Scott: Who's smarter now? 'Stamps Jo's passport'

(End Voting cam.)


''The votes have been cast, and the first bags go to Anne Maria, B and Brick!'' Chris said as he threw the bags at their respective receivers. B then took some peanuts, but he spitted them out nearly directly.

''That's not a good sign bro! The next ones go to Dakota, Sam and Dawn!'' Chris announced as he lobbed the bags to their owners. Scott caught Dawn's bag of nuts and held it out of her reach, but when Dawn gave Scott a playful nudge in his hip, He stroked her arm and gave the bag to Dawn.

''Save it for later will you?'' Chris asked, annoyed with Scott and Dawn's behavior. ''And these go to Mike and Scott!'' Chris said as he threw them to them. When Mike received his, he looked at it with an worried/sad look as he observed the bag of peanuts.

''Lightning and Jo. Dumb and dumber,'' Chris said to the 2 jocks. Annoying them. ''One of you 2 will depart in a few seconds, any thoughts of who it might be?'' Chris asked to the jocks, who pointed at the other in reply to the question. Chris chuckled about this. ''I already thought so!'' Chris said as he took the last bag of the plate. ''And the last barf bag of today goes to…''

''…''

''…''

''…''

(Screen turns to Lightning, who waits in worry)

''…''

''…''

(Screen turns to Jo, who looks angry)

''…''

''Wait!'' Mike shouted as he stood up from his seat. His sudden yell caught everybody who got sucked into the tension off guard. ''Folks, I have not been honest with you!'' Mike said as he walked over to Chris. ''All this time whenever I acted crazy around you people, I said that it was all acting, but no more lies! I am telling you people now that I have Multiple Personality Disorder!'' Mike confessed, which was met by gasps and some confusion.

''Mike, why are you saying all this now? I was about to eliminate 1 of these guys!'' Chris asked.

''I am saying this now because I quit this season Chris!'' Mike confidently told the host. ''I've had it with this show! My other personalities apparently directly or indirectly caused the elimination of my girlfriend, and my best friend. And I want to quit this before I cause even more damage to myself and others!'' Mike nobly said as Chef handed Mike a parachute.

''I'm sorry for you Mike! I should have talked to you earlier!'' Sam sadly said.

''That's okay Sam! Don't worry about it!'' Mike said to cheer Sam up, which worked.

''You're a brave one, Mike!'' Dawn complimented.

''Well thank you!'' Mike said somewhat hesitantly.

''You mean that I've dated an circus freak?'' Anne Maria screeched as she stomped over to Mike.

''Anne Maria, you had something with Vito, one of my personalities. It'll never work out between you and me!'' Mike tried to console her.

''WE ARE SO DONE! YOU HEAR ME IN THERE?'' She yelled at Vito through Mike's ear, which made his ears ring. While Mike had his hands placed on his ringing ears, Anne Maria dragged him by his collar to the elimination door and threw him out. Mike's scream quickly faded out of hearing distance.

''That'll teach him! Holding back about his mental disability, who does he think he is?'' Anne Maria grumbled as she dusted her hands off and walked away, leaving the other contestants and Chris behind while they stared in horror at her.

Chris then snapped out of his stare. ''Alright, move it! all of you losers!'' Chris ordered them.

''Where to?'' Sam asked in reply.

''To where all losers have to stay during this competish, in loser class!'' Chris explained, which was met by collective groans from all the contestants as they walked out of the elimination deck.

Chris then turned to the camera. ''And that concludes an unique elimination ceremony, with a slightly less unique but still quite dramatic end! Is the next ceremony to be this dramatic? Or is it going to be worse? I would say, check it out next time on Total, DRAMA, VENGEANCE!''


I am Lowland Warrior and I say: Behold! Another thrilling episode of Total Drama Didn't Make The Cut is here!

Location: East Berlin. Germany.

Scheduled episode: Episode no. 5 (The Botswana episode)

Scheduled challenges: Tearing down walls, wiretapping the other team to find out their secrets.

Reason for scrap: I favored new countries over countries that Total Drama visited before.

Contestant scheduled for elimination: Sam or Dakota.

Preserved quotes: Mr. Mclean, tear down this wall!

And that was the 2nd issue of TDDMATC! Boy isn't that a long abbreviation! In contrast to what I said about Libya, this location is PERMANENTLY scrapped!


Finally!

[1] As far as the information goes that I could find on the internet, there were hardly any Eskimo's in the Yukon. What Mike says about the meat eater thing is true though.

[2] The White Agony creek is Scrooge McDuck's claim in the 'life story of Scrooge Mcduck' comic series by Don Rosa, my favorite cartoonist!

[3] Vladivostok is a port city in the most eastern part of Russia. In fact, it is so far east that it is almost in the west!

[4] No country accepts this, not even the French foreign legion! And they let about everyone get into their ranks! And I honestly forgot why I made an author note about this one!

[5] Fun fact: Sam and Harold are both voiced by Brian Froud.

[6] reference to Jim Carrey and Robin Williams.

[7] Deciding an ethnicity for Mike was quite fun. I never wanted Mike to be Hispanic (No. Not Mexican as there are other countries beside that one in Latin America too!) Then I considered to make him an Australian aborigine. But I could not work that out as I couldn't think of new challenges for another Australia episode. But then I conceived this episode, I conceived Mike's heritage too! So that kind of worked out!

[8] This is most likely not possible in the late spring. (The time that they visit that location) see slightly lower at the author's input for more details.

[9] Mike could be right about this one! Because I ripped the whole shaman scene of from the Simpsons Movie!

Teams:

Problematic Pilots: Anne Maria Dakota Jo Lightning and Sam.

Troubled Travelers: B Brick Dawn and Scott

Eliminated: Anne Maria (returned in Amsterdamned). Staci. Zoey. Cameron. Mike (bailed out).

I do not entirely like how this chapter worked out. most likely due to the fact that this challenge looks too much like the San Francisco challenge!

I forgot ever since the beginning of this story to tell you when the competition takes place! Well, when they were in the Netherlands, it was Koninginnedag, and that day always falls on the 30th of April! And after 'San Francisco Getaway' I did not maintain the preciseness anymore. (For example. If they left from India in the evening to go to Cuba, conveniently placed on the other side of the world, it could be morning when they arrive, get it?) So just consider that every episode happens AT LEAST a day after each other.

The songs will receive an make-over by the time the next chapter is posted! Speaking of the next chapter, it will take a while as i still have to think of a few good and time consuming challenges! This also means that I (Once More) am going to try to shorten the chapters a bit!

I swear that there is absolutely no clue hidden in this story! But you can always message me if you can't contain your curiosity!

That's all for now I think.

De groeten.

Lowland Warrior.