Once parked, Bruce led Tony around into the alley and up to the door to his paradise. Bruce looked at the door and tons of thoughts ran through his head, telling him it was a bad idea to bring Tony here. What if he wasn't that gay? What if he didn't like gay bars? Or drag queens? What if Steve didn't like him? (Although that was quite impossible for Steve liked everyone.) Bruce just tried to push those thoughts to the back of his mind as he knocked on the door. Today, Nightingale was manning the door and let Bruce in, along with Tony.

Bruce led Tony through the rainbows and glitter in the first hallway to the main room. Tony just stood at the threshold and looked around with a look of wonder on his face. Never had he seen so many rainbows or sparkles. Never had he seen such a posh place. Never had he seen such elegant… women. Tony just stood agape for about a minute and turned to Bruce.

Bruce had been watching Tony with a great interest. He worried that Tony would hate it and then, in turn, hate him, and then just like ruin his life. The look Tony had on his face didn't give anything away either, when Tony turned to talk to him, Bruce was extremely anxious. He didn't want to hear a refusal.

"Bruce. This is-"

"BRUCEY!" Sara and Tara cut off Tony at the exact wrong time and bum rushed Bruce with their giggles and snuggles and glomps. They messed up his hair and messed up his shirt and made him blush at the places their hands went.

"Qu-quite handsy tonight, are we ladies?" Bruce just wanted to come off smooth in front of Tony. So he turned on his usual club personality. He hoped Tony liked it. The queens giggled more.

"Oh, Brucey. We are just so excited because Steve said that you agreed to dance for us tonight!" Sara screeched. Tara jumped up and down, well as best she could in heels, and clapped. Bruce just looked at them for a minute and blushed even redder. Good thing the lights were already pink.

"I-I mean,.." Bruce stuttered over how to respond to such a request. He dared a look at Tony and saw a look of interest, a smirk, and something else Bruce couldn't put his finger on.

"I was keeping it a surprise, ladies." Bruce whispered to them, just loud enough for Tony to hear. Sara and Tara cheered. Bruce stole another glance at Tony. This time, the sisters realized someone else was there, finally.

"Oh! Who's this, Brucey?" Tara looked Tony up and down with a smile playing at her lips.

"Methinks, Tara, that our Brucey finally has brought us one of his friends. A good looking friend at that matter." Sara circled Tony. "Very good looking." Bruce blushed and tried to say something. But Tony cut him off.

"Stark. Tony Stark. And I thank you for the compliment. May I say that I have not seen such an elegant pair of women like you two for a very long time?" Tony just started being Tony again. The women giggled and whispered among themselves. Tony just gave them his signature smile. That got them ogling over him even more, if that was possible. Bruce felt something like jealously rise up in his chest.

"Tony? Why don't we go over to the bar? You can get something to drink, and maybe I could find Steve." Bruce just wanted to have Tony for himself. Wait. What was he saying? Tony wouldn't do that.

"Anything for you, darling." Tony knew it was driving Bruce crazy and decided to throw in a pet name just for fun. The girls giggled again. He cantered over to the bar and sat down. Bruce turned back to the sisters.

"Brucey, I say that you must keep him." Sara said.

"Or at least keep fucking him!" Tara added. Bruce's eyes widened.

"What? How did you-?"

"Oh, Brucey. You were just glowing. I think you needed it. You seem more relaxed now." Sara smiled at him. Bruce nodded. Then he remembered what they had said before.

"Um. What was that you said before about Steve and dancing?" Bruce wanted to know what he had gotten himself into. He had answered yes and now he had to do it.

"Steve said that you had agreed to it! Finally is all I have to say!" Tara gave him a toothy grin.

"But I…" Bruce was just confused and scared and confident and in love all at the same time. Hey, where did that last one come from?

"Oh look! Speak of the devil!" Sara pointed out Steve coming out of his hallway. He looked as dashing as always in a blue and white checkered shirt and khakis.

"Alright ladies! Listen up! It's almost opening time and I want all of you in your finest! Don't disappoint me now!" Steve told them that every night. He flashed a smile at Bruce and came over.

"I can't wait to see you dance tonight, babe. I'm so excited" Steve had walked over and whispered this in Bruce's ear. Bruce looked up at him and blushed.

"I never-"

"You'll be great. I know it." Steve gave Bruce a kiss on the cheek. And suddenly Tony was right behind Bruce.

"Ahem." Tony said in a possessive yet polite kind of way. He had been watching the events unfold and didn't like it that a very attractive man was getting close to his Bruce. Hold up. Where did that come from? Bruce blushed and Tony loved it.

"S-sorry, Steve. This is Tony." Tony and Steve shook hands and exchanged one of those calculating stares. They were both sizing each other up. They both knew that the other had strong ties to Bruce and they didn't like the competition.

"I'm Steve. I own the joint. I'm Bruce's, soon to hopefully be, boss and friend. I'm glad you could visit my humble abode." Steve smiled at Tony. Bruce just watched the two most gorgeous men in his life face off. He didn't know it was over him.

"I'm Tony. I'm Bruce's boyfriend."

A/N: WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT?! Lol. This is what my unorganized mind turns out for you guys. OMG TONY AND BRUCE FOREVER MAN! BUT WHAT ABOUT STEVE! IDK OMG!

Btw I'm pretty much writing this as I go and then posting it right away, so I'm finding this out just a little before you do. I'm surprising myself with all this stuff. AND I DON'T OWN THE AVENEGERS BTW I JUST LIKE TO LOOK AT THEM

PLEASE read, respond, and favorite. And if you give me suggestions, I will try to work them in there!

PEACE LOVE AND HAPPINESS!