Nothing much to say,

Pokemon isn't mine.

Anyway...

I stared at the pin that I had gotten for around ten minutes.

At the moment I was at a pokepuff stand eating a variety of the treats, I liked all of them except for the spice ones.

The spice ones were very disgusting.

"Nice pin you got there," The owner of the stand said, who was surprisingly a Hydreigon. "Didn't know that you were part of the Redclaw group."

Redclaw huh, suitable name for a gang of Zangoose.

"Neither did I." I replied. "I just fought some Black Vipers earlier today, and the leader of the Zangoose that helped me gave me this pin; I'm actually new in town."

The Dark-type then gave me another mint treat.

"Oh, that was you?" He asked. "Saw the whole thing, never thought a Zangoose would have the move set that you did. Seriously; Ice Beam, Close Combat, Poison Jab, and Rock Tomb. That's something."

If only he knew the other two.

"Umm, I didn't order another one." I said to him.

"It's on the house, especially for a cutie like you." The dragon said with a wink, making me blush a little.

I swear, too many people are attracted to me.

"Thanks, I'm Aladar." I said and took a bite of the pokepuff and held my hand out for him to shake.

"The name is Zane, I bake." He said with a smile. "I'm guessing that you are here to see Jake this week?"

Jake?

"Umm, no, I actually arrived here by accident." I said. "Who is Jake?"

Zane chuckled and handed me some sort of smoothie.

"You don't know? He's a Dragoone who sings all over the world; he comes in a few days." The dragon said as I took a sip from my drink. "By the way, have you heard of the green Zangoose that is residing at the Swords of Justice guild?"

I nearly choked on my drink from that question.

I really shouldn't be surprised though. Ray Town isn't really that big, so news must travel fast.

"Yeah," Someone behind me answered.

This time I nearly fell off my seat.

It was the Charizard and Haxorus that were with Michael.

I think Leo and Hax were their names.

"We've seen him around." Leo said and the two took the seats beside me.

Act normal, act normal, act normal.

That was the only thought going through my head at the moment.

"Give us the usual." Hax said and Zane nodded.

"I'll get out of your way." I said and hopped off the stool I was sitting on. "Catch you later Zane."

I really needed to get away from those two.

"Going somewhere?" Hax said and put his hand on my shoulder before I was able to leave. "I assure you, you're not in the way."

He winked at me; Arceus damn it.

"Zane, one dark spice pokepuff for the kid." The Charizard said as I sat back down.

As much as I wanted to punch him, I didn't want to be suspicious or rude.

"I'm sure you'll like those, they're mah fave."

Fucking spice pokepuffs.

"If you insist." I said and took a pained bite of the treat.

Fucking dragons and their weird tastes.

"Come here often?" Leo asked and put his arm around me.

The fact that he was shirtless didn't help either.

Not them too.

"Actually," I said with a blush, both from the horrible treat and the Charizard. "I just got into town a few days ago, I'm not too sure how long I'll be here."

"Well…" The Haxorus said and put his arm around me too. "The two of us are part of the Swords of Justice. I'm pretty sure you've heard of the group."

Yeah, more than you know.

"The two of us were wondering if you wanted to come with us and check out our Sacred Swords." Hax stated. "If you know what we mean.

I nearly choked on the treat; talk about bad timing for trying to eat it all at once.

The urge to Ice Beam Hax and Rock Tomb Leo was very tempting.

"In your dreams." I replied. "And if you don't mind, I'll be leaving."

"Call me!" Both of the dragons said and I rolled my eyes.

That was more annoying than nerve-wrecking, even if they knew that it was me, they wouldn't have tried to hit on me without Michael knowing.

See their "Sacred Swords", one Sacred Sword is more than enough for one day. I can thank Turbo for that.

Then it was the fact that they had slipped their numbers into my back pocket without me knowing.

"These guys must be desperate." I muttered to myself.

After leaving the two Anti-Blades, I took the time to explore the rest of the town with no drama; it was until around three when things got interesting.

I was at the park sitting on the grass and watching the clouds when I noticed that the grass around me was shifting in weird patterns.

The people around me were starting to freak out, something wasn't right.

It wasn't until I saw an Alakazam wearing a black cloak meditating in a strange fashion, he also looked like he was chanting.

Was this his doing?

A loud sound of trucks had followed, and the sound of screams came next.

What the hell was going on?

"Hey!" I shouted and rushed towards the Psychic-type, claws seeping with poison.

I was then stopped when I fell to the ground. When I tried to get back up I noticed that my feet were tangled in the grass.

Grass Knot, I guess that was the reason that people were freaking out.

The sound of those trucks grew louder and closer; I took a look around and noticed that there was around eight large trucks that were now surrounding the park.

Once again, what the hell was going on?

"Someone call the swords!" I shouted.

A yellow dome had then surrounded the park; the Alakazam had used Light Screen to block the park off from the rest of the town.

I will admit though, this guy must be pretty powerful if he was able to create a Light Screen that large.

"That's it." I growled and glowing rocks surrounded me, what followed was a Rock Tomb that I fired at the Psychic-type, hitting him square in the chest.

He looked back at me with his yellow eyes and began to walk towards me while tearing off his now-torn cloak.

"You really shouldn't have done that." He growled.

I felt the grass around my feet slowly lace up my body, I don't know if this was instinct, thought, or just panic, but what I did next was awesome.

I had used Ice Beam on my legs, and then Rock Tomb to break it, along with the grass that almost covered my body.

I would have never thought of that.

"That the best you got?" I asked, a bit cocky.

That wasn't my best move, I felt my power disperse out of nowhere.

"Spite." He said as more grass pulled me to the ground.

"But how?" I asked while struggling to get up. "I'm a normal type!"

"That was me." A Manectric beside me said. "I saw that Soundwave was having some problems with you, so I slipped a little something into your pocket."

I'm guessing that Soundwave was the Alakazam.

"This Ring Target is really something isn't it." The electric-type said and retrieved the item from my pocket. "Looks like we got a fighter here, and wow is he sexy."

"Not now Stryker." Soundwave said.

Stryker is the Manectric, got it.

"But can I have a little fun with him?" Stryker said and slipped his hands under my shirt, causing me to blush again.

"H-Hands off." I said, trying to use Ice Beam or Rock Tomb but with no avail.

Why did I have to replace Dig? That would have been really handy right now.

"There's no time for you to get driven on hormones!" Soundwave said and the electric-type growled.

"Fuck off." Stryker replied.

Wow, those two really must not get along.

"You two!" A familiar voice shouted; It was a certain shirtless Charizard.

I got a little more worried when he noticed me, he smiled an evil smile.

Arceus damn it.

"Well look who it is."

I really didn't know why, but this was the first thing I said to him.

"Spice pokepuffs taste like crap, how do you like those things?"

Then an awkward silence followed.

Really brain? That was the best thing you could come up with right now?

The Charizard just laughed.

"Sorry Stryker, but he's mine."

"Fuck you." I replied.

"Get him to the trucks, we have enough people." Leo said then looked at me. "Looks like you'll be seein' my sword sooner than I thought."

xXOOOOOXx

I must have been knocked out or something, because I had no clue where I was, and I felt a large bump burning on my head.

"Looks like you're awake."

Reality shot back to me.

I had been captured, and was in a truck with a bunch of other pokemon.

The truck had no windows and only a few lights; I guess that was for making it look unsuspicious when on the road.

"You got smacked really hard." That voice came from the Hydreigon sitting beside me.

It was Zane, and by looking at all the others around me, it was just a bunch of citizens who had been captured.

"Where are we?" I asked.

I was about to get up but stumbled due to the lack of energy. Zane had caught me.

"Slow down." He said and rested my head on his lap. "You're in no condition for doing something rash."

I growled slightly; I really didn't want to sit and do nothing.

"My guess is that we're being taken to the Anti-Blade base. We were attacked out of nowhere again."

The word "again" reminded me that this wasn't the first time that this has happened.

...

Wait...

Anti-Blade base?! Michael should be there!

"We need to get out of here!" I said with a grunt. "Where are the Swords of Justice?"

At the moment, I really had no interest of leaving, but I'm sure that the others did.

"I'm not sure, I'm guessing that there was a chase due to the ruckus I heard earlier. It seems that a few of the other trucks were taken down, unfortunately not ours though." The dark dragon said with a sigh. "You slept like a rock through the whole thing. I'm guessing that you must have had your fair share of battling for today, and that has worn you down."

He then handed me a mint pokepuff.

"Eat up, it might be your last one for a while."

I ate the tasty treat and fell back asleep, I almost forgot how tired I was.

Stupid Leo, Hax, Toxic, Stryker, and Soundwave. You have officially made my shit-on list.

Things get real next chapter.