Chapter 6 – Very Weird

"Now," she continued in the same accent, "We have Master Tigress in a beautiful black dress," she turned to the open dorm door to her left, "Jia, if you please."

"Ow!" Screeched Alexis when she was kicked out of the room. Everyone looked at her gaping.

"Tigress is wearing a floor length, sleeveless, V cut, black evening gown which curves her hips and flattens her stomach."

"I have no stomach!" Alexis shouted. Kika didn't take any notice of her.

"Next up, we have Jia wearing tigress' clothes." Kika explained, still maintaining the accent. Alexis shot her a wide eyed look. Her expression became even more elaborate when Jia walked out with her training clothes on. Well...sort of her training clothes. Jia had rolled up the shirt so it stops just under the breast area. The top button was undone. The trousers were rolled up so they stop, just under the knee. Alexis tried hard not to laugh by covering her blown-up mouth. Jia 'strutted her stuff' so to speak, down the hall. She stopped after going a couple of meters and gave a pose. She put her hands on her hips and puffed out her chest. She also looked back and did a fish-face at Alexis.

Alexis could not hold back the laughter anymore and therefore ended up on the floor laughing while hitting the flaw with her open palm.

Shifu and his students gave her a strange look. Shifu had managed to describe to himself this whole situation in two words,

"Very weird."