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APOV

Everyone looked slightly nervous as they followed me. I could hear Emmet and Jasper taking bets behind me.

"I bet you 100 dollars that she's going to get one of those display bikes and ride it round the store." Jasper whispered. Yeah right. That wouldn't be much fun. Yay look at me I can ride a bike. My idea was much better.

"Fine but I bet you 100 dollars that she will… Errrm. That she will…that she will belly flop on a toddler." That was crazy even for Emmet. I turned around to him and looked at him like that was the most ridiculous idea ever. Well it was.

"What? I couldn't think of anything to say. It could happen. Couldn't it?" He looked at everyone else for conformation. Bella looked straight at him and said, "Yes Emmet. And Edward here is really a world famous Rock Star. Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll. That's his motto."

That made me laugh. The weird thing was that I could actually imagine that. Edward rocking out on stage in a leather jacket with an electric guitar. I think the closest he's ever got to that was that year we all entered that talent show at school. 1989 I think it was. And even then he only got up onstage and played the piano. The piano. Very Rock and Roll!

"That's not funny Alice." I heard Edward hiss at me.

"Well it is to me." I replied sticking my tongue out at him.

We arrived in the toys aisle. It had everything from stuffed animals to little remote control cars. I knew what I needed. I gave the camera to Rose and told her what to do. I skipped off and left everyone watching me carefully. I knew that they didn't want to miss what I was going to do.

The whole aisle was full of people. Full of kids, parents and even grandparents. All browsing the shelves for something 'suitable'. The more people the better the effect would be. This was going to be fab. I looked back to check that Rose had managed to turn the camera on. I saw the red light flashing. Then Bella gave me thumbs up. I gave her one back. Then I focused on the task in hand.

I walked up to where a load of stuffed dogs sat in a big metal basket on the wall. I acted all excited and squeezed into the gap that was between 2 small children. They couldn't be more than 6. So cute! Anyway I started squealing about how cute they all were and how much I wanted one. Then I started the difficult task of choosing one. I went through the whole litter of little puppies. I finally decided on a small poodle look-a-like. I picked it up and spun around with it held in my hands. I then cradled it close to my heart. " We're going to be the best of friends. Forever and ever. I love you Skittles." Skittles? Where the heck did that come from? Never mind. Skittles would have to do.

But then I let my face drop and my eyes pop wide open. I felt frantically for the pulse on my new best friend. "OH MY GOD! I CAN'T FIND HIS PULSE! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" I screamed hysterically to anyone who would listen. Some of the parents gave me a sympathetic look. They must have thought I was retarded or something. Most of the kids looked scared. Terrified even. "It's o.k. Skittles. I'll help you. I won't lose you now. I can't lose you now." I cried as I gave the little stuffed dog CPR. " IT'S NOT WORKING! NO SKITTLES! NOOOOOOOO!" I sat crying over the small 'dead' body of Skittles. A few of the girls started crying. A few of the younger boys did as well. Then someone who worked at the store came over to see what all the fuss was about.

" What seems to be the problem people?" he innocently asked when he saw crying children all cuddling their mommies and me in the middle of the floor crying. I thought I sounded really convincing. I obviously did because I heard the store worked come up to me and say. " Hello? Are you all right there? Why are you crying?" He was being really patronising. As if talking to a baby.

"You want to know what's wrong? Do you really? Fine then I'll tell you. I came in here to buy a new dog. I found the perfect little guy. He was the best dog I could ever ask for. Then seconds after I held him for the first time, just seconds, he died on me." I said wiping the imaginary tears from my eyes. " You are SICK. Selling dead dogs to little kids. You ought to be ashamed of yourself." I hurled Skittles's body at him then turned on my heel and walked off crying again. When I reached Jasper he flung his arms around me protectively and rubbed my back. At that moment I saw the rest of the group huddled around the corner. Rosalie was still filming of course.

"It's all right, honey. Lets go to McDonalds and get you a happy meal. Lord knows you need one after this." Jasper said as he flashed an evil look at the crowd that had gathered. I sniffed and nodded my head. We then walked to where Edward was stood with his hands over Bella's mouth. It was all obviously too much for someone. I mentally told Edward to take everyone to the toilets. That way Bella would not laugh and ruin the sombre mood. He nodded and whispered into Bella's ear. She then nodded and shook his hand off her mouth.

I turned Jasper around and we ambled past the toys aisle again towards the toilets. No one had dared move. Now I had to get to the toilets as well. And quickly.

Once everyone had squeezed into the disabled toilets, locked the door and laughed until we cried. Well, Bella did. She was laughing so hard that she actually had tears running down her face. Anyway, once all of that was over, I turned to face Jasper.

" Right Jasper. You're up." I winked at him. I hoped he had thought of something. I did a quick sweep of the future. Yep. He had an idea in mind. And it would not go as he had planned.


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