A/N: I'm taking a suggestion and posting more than one way each chapter. Enjoy :) (oh and sorry if some sound kind of alike)

1001 Ways to Refuse Jafar

Way 7:

Jasmine: I would love to, only the problem is you're an asshole and I'm in love with someone else…Sorry!

Way 8:

Jasmine: I'm too lazy can ya give me a rain check?

Jafar: We are surrounded by desert; it rains like two times a year

Jasmine: Then we'll just have to wait awhile

Way 9:

Jasmine: Well you certainly know how to impress a gal

Jafar: (Smirks and gleams and acts the egoistical asshole he is)

Jasmine: I mean you've attempted to kill my soul mate about three times, you betrayed my father, you took over our kingdom and made it a living hell, you've enslaved me and the sultan, and we all know you stole the cookie from the cookie jar. So…NO!