A/N: I'm taking a suggestion and posting more than one way each chapter. Enjoy :) (oh and sorry if some sound kind of alike)
1001 Ways to Refuse Jafar
Way 7:
Jasmine: I would love to, only the problem is you're an asshole and I'm in love with someone else…Sorry!
Way 8:
Jasmine: I'm too lazy can ya give me a rain check?
Jafar: We are surrounded by desert; it rains like two times a year
Jasmine: Then we'll just have to wait awhile
Way 9:
Jasmine: Well you certainly know how to impress a gal
Jafar: (Smirks and gleams and acts the egoistical asshole he is)
Jasmine: I mean you've attempted to kill my soul mate about three times, you betrayed my father, you took over our kingdom and made it a living hell, you've enslaved me and the sultan, and we all know you stole the cookie from the cookie jar. So…NO!
