Hide and Seek: Ninja Style

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'Thought'

"Human speech"

"HUMAN SHOUT"

"Demon speech"

"DEMON SHOUT/INNER SELF"

'Demon thought'

Jutsu

TRAINING GROUND 17

TARANTULA, CLONE, WOLF, CAGE, SANDMAN, GENERAL

(SHINO, NARUTO, KIBA, NEJI, GARRA, SHIKAMARU)

"WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW" Kiba yield in frustration. "And why are we here anyway?" he said a little quieter this time. "Because of this dog breath" Naruto said as he shot through a series of hand signs before stopping and shouting "object henge removal jutsu". Nothing happened for a couple of minutes and then the ground started shaking and a door appeared in the middle of the field.

"How did you no about this?" Neji asked as the boys started to descend into the hole under the door. "That's my secret" Naruto said as waited for the guys to enter before he entered the hole and closed the hatch door, tapping a seal on the door to replace the henge.

Once the boys had climbed down, they found themselves in a surprisingly well lit and well furnished bunker. "What the hell is this place?" Kiba exclaimed as he flopped on one of the couches in the living room of the bunker. "It's an abandoned evacuation bunker I found when I was younger that I've been using as a retreat for the past few years but I won't say how or why I found it" Naruto said as he went to the fridge and grabbed himself a beer.

"Would you guys like a drink?" Naruto asked "what have you got?" Shino asked, surprising everyone in the room. "I got beer, lemonade, milk, green and black tea and water" Naruto replied. "I'll have a beer" all the by called in unison. Grabbing a can for all of them, Naruto walked over to give out the beers when he suddenly he grabbed his head in pain. No sooner this happened; Naruto rose with a chesiere cat smile on his face.

"What was that all about" Neji said as he took his beer from Naruto's hands. "all of my shadow clones have dispersed and all the girls are pissed and thanks to Baa-chan yelling in one of my clones ears I've got a headache" Naruto replied as he finished handing out the beers. "Troublesome" Shikamaru said, taking a swig of his beer. "Well lets all get cleaned up and fed then discuss tactics" Naruto said as the guys all went about their business.

YAMANAKA FLOWER SHOP (KUNOICHI HQ)

1800 HOURS (6 P.M)

After having caught Lee and Choji, the girls had a fruitless day of searching. "GAAH THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING" Sakura hollered "AND IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE DAY" she yelled, causing all the kunoichi in the room to glare dagger at her. "Look on the bright side at least we caught 2 of the boys" Kurenai said as she placed her hand on Sakura shoulder. "SO! A 5 YEAR OLD COULD OF CAUGHT THOSE TWO" Sakura yelled, shrugging Kurenai's hand off

"HEY I RESENT THAT" Choji yelled as he stuffed his face full of chips, shifting his wrists as the chakra disabling shackles chaffed his wrists. "SHUT IT FATTY" Sakura said, swinging around and glaring at Choji. "I'M NOT FAT JUST BIG BONED" Choji yelled as he tried to attack Sakura only to be knocked out by Anko.

"YOSH THE FLAMES OF YOU…" Lee didn't get a chance to finish as he was knocked out by Anko as well. "HA TAKE THAT" Sakura yelled, smiling smugly at the 2 unconscious prisoners. Starting to get a headache from her apprentice, Tsunade hit Sakura on a neck pressure point, effectively knocking her out. "Shut the fuck up" Tsunade said as she knocked Sakura out, earning cheers from all the kunoichi in the room.

"Now do any of you girls have any thing to report?" Tsunade asked as looking around the room. "We do" Tenten and Anko said in unison as they stepped forward. "as you know Tsunade-sama, Tenten and I went to check out the library to see if any of the guys were there and found two of them there" Anko said, making sure that all the kunoichi were listening. "I happened to be on the same frequency as the boys by sheer accident today. As such, when we were in the library we found two there were going by the names sandman and clone" she said as all the girls looked at her intently.

"When we to peruse them, we caught sight of red hair on one of them but we didn't get to see the other one as they were covered in a veil of sand. We believe it's save to say that Sandman is Garra." She said, letting the info sink in. "is that all Anko?" Tsunade asked.

"No it isn't Tsunade-sama. I left my headset on that frequency all day and I found that they're all using code names. But not just that but I also found that they have given us codenames too." Anko said, getting a tad excited. "Their code names are Spandex, Boulder, Cage, Wolf, General, Tarantula and Clone. The codenames they have given us are Needles, Flute, Panda, Viper, Brains, Crystal, Mother Bear, Illusion, Cherry, Frost and Swift" Anko said while Tsunade wrote down the all the names. "And we found this as well" Tenten said as she handed over the map copy they had made to Tsunade.

"Thank you Anko-chan and Tenten-chan" Tsunade said as the girls bowed and rejoined the group. "Okay is that all?" Tsunade asked as the kunoichi replied in unison "yes Tsunade-sama" "okay so what would piece of info would you girls like to work on first" Tsunade asked as they all replied in unison again "the codenames". So for the next 2 hours the girls tried to work out who was who.

TRAINING GROUND 17

UNDERGROUND BOYS HQ

1800 HOURS (6 PM)

"That was quite a nice meal" Neji stated as all the guys finished their meals. "For someone so troublesome who thought that you could cook such a good meal that wasn't ramen" Shikamaru said to Naruto. "Well Ero-sennin made me learn to cook while we were on our training trip" Naruto said as he made some shadow clones to clean up the mess. "He said it should make me more appealing or something like that" he said as he walked to the table in the middle of the room.

"Whatever all I want to know is how we are going to rescue

Lee and Choji?" Kiba said as Garra stepped forward and sat at the table. "Earlier today Naruto and I were at the library searching and collecting any information that could be used to help us when we were interrupted by Viper and Panda before we could get a lot" Garra said to the group. "So what good is that then?" Kiba yelled, making Naruto grateful for the soundproof seals. "I said we were interrupted. I didn't say we didn't get anything" Garra replied, making Kiba slink back into his seat. "We managed to get these" Garra said as he brought up the map copies he and Naruto had made.

Seeing the maps, Shikamaru spoke up. "This is so troublesome but I have a plan" he said as the boys spent the next couple of hours hashing out a plan.

KUNOINCHI HQ

2000 HOURS (8 PM)

"Okay ladies" Tsunade called to get the girls attentions. "So we have narrowed down who is who but we still haven't worked out who Cage and Clone." she said. "Well who have we figured out so far?" Temari said a she lent back onto her battle fan. "That way we can work out whose left"

"So far we are certain that Garra is Sandman, Shino is Tarantula, Spandex is Lee, Wolf is Kiba and General is Shikamaru" Tsunade said "do we all agree on that?" she said as all the girls nodded.

"and for us kunoichi" she said" I'm Mother Bear, Haku is Frost, Sakura is Cherry, Temari is Swift, Tayuya is Flute, Tenten is Panda, Anko is Viper, Kurenai is Illusion, Kin is Needles, Ino is Brains leaving Hinata as Crystal" she said as Anko jumped when her radio crackled to life. "Tsunade-sama" Anko said "change your headset to frequency 32" she said as Tsunade and the rest of the kunoichi changed to it.

"Boulder, Spandex this is Cage. I'm calling to say that clone has changed their codename to Shadow. Cage out" the voice said as the line went dead, causing Tsunade to grin. "What's so funny Hokage-sama?" Sakura asked cautiously, only just recovering from being knocked out. "I just worked out who Cage and Clone… um I mean Shadow are" Tsunade replied.

"Well spill it then you old hag" Tayuya said causing the jounin in the room to jump in front of Tsunade to prevent her killing the girl. Once Tsunade had calmed down she began to spill the beans. "Well I want you all to think about it. We know that one of the guys was called Clone and is now called Shadow. Now which shinobi do we know that loves to use shadow clone jutsu?" Tsunade said looking around the room.

"Naruto" Ino exclaimed as realisation dawned on all the kunoichi. "So if Naruto-kun is shadow then Cage must be?" Tsunade said as Hinata yelled "Neji" causing Ino and Tenten to jump in shock, causing them to knock Anko over by accident. "Damn Hinata you can yell" Anko said, not realising that she had accidentally turned her headset to talk in the fall. "What if the guys heard you" she said as a voice came over the radio. "We did and I must say Anko-chan I knew you liked snakes but I didn't think you would own let alone wear a snake skin thong" the voice said causing to Anko to blush furiously. "Shadow out" the voice said as the girl realised that they were being watched.

"QUICK OUTSIDE" Tsunade yelled as the girls scrambled to get outside only to see three figures disappearing towards the academy. "Follow them. Don't let them escape" she cried as they all stared to pursue the reseeding figures.

A/N: thanks to Syxx for their harem sugesstion and Thanos Namikaze-The Artic Wolf and heldogtertjie for their yuri couple suggetions. all suggetions and reviews are much appreciated and I am think of uploading another story some time soon but unsure when though.

I have also decide that i might make one of the people in the yuri couple Shizune but if i gett any really good suggestion i might use them instead.

I'm glad that you all like this fic as I thought i was going to bomb big time but it's turned out to be quite popular so thanks to all who have read and reviewed this and i hope to be able to uplaod anothe chapter soon