Dearest Meathead

Well I believe that I successfully proved that I am the lady killer! While you struggled to get a single Lady / whore to look at you I had to beat at least 4 off with a stick / sword. To be fair though, I think it may be your uniform; it makes you look about twelve! (Don't pout!) Ah well it certainly made me smile, and that one woman who asked where your parents where; hilarious, it made my week.

I can see what you mean about Keladry, I only glimpsed her once, on my last day of palace life. It was while she was jousting, everyone else in my squad bet she would come straight off. Except of course you ingenious cousin here who won a meal at the Jugged Hare, it was lovely, I may have got a large handover as a result though…

Having seen the famous man up close I have to admit that yes he does indeed suit the name 'Stump', why does he let Keladry ride such a large horse? Surely he sees that she can't control it. It would seem like he is determined to make her give up.

On to a completely different subject, you know the fief next to Queenscove, what was the eldest daughter's name? It' just that we are visiting there within the month and I seem to remember that she was quite good looking…

The Lioness has been riding with us for the past week, I take back what I said about her calming down and returning to the palace, she is livid. If she ever forgives King Jonathon it will be a miracle, Lord Wyldon is lucky that she isn't allowed to duel men on personal grounds, else wise I'm pretty sure he'd have a sword pointed at his neck!

Well I must go, my squad and I have scouting duty this evening.

Your lady killer of a cousin

Dom