+ WARNINGS FOR THIS CHAPTER: Manlove, Lee wearing a mankini, a couple walking in on another couple mid-lemon, and a rather horny Max. Oo-er.

+ Disclaimer: Still not mine. Neither is 'They're Coming To Take Me Away'.

+ A/N: Thank you to all that has reviewed the past 6 chapters, and guess what? We're over halfway through this story now :-O Enjoy!


Confessions Of A Blader

Chapter 7: They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha Ha!

Saturday 21st September '07

8.15 in the am

Mmmneeehhhh. There's something incredibly warm, and naked lying next to me. Oh, yeah! It's Emily!! Ahh yes, the memories of last night are flooding back to me.

But, now that I think about it, I can't remember if Tyson ever came back to the room… Hmm… I've just looked over at his bed, and he's not in it. So, I presume that's a no, because he sure as Hell won't have gotten out of bed on Saturday morning before 8.15am.

8.30 in the am

Both me and Emily are up, dressed, and walking down to the cafeteria, in the hope that there's still some food left. There does happen to be something inedible left, and there also happens to be a very happy-looking Tyson sat on his onesy at a table. Sooo, we go to join him.

"What are you looking so happy about?" I asked him, as me and Emily sat down.

"And how come you're up so early?" Emily added.

"I am happy, because I got laid last night. I am up early, because the person who screwed me senselessly last night made sure I got up to get something to eat," Tyson grinned.

This is scary.

"Well, we got laid last night, but we're not grinning like the joker out of Batman," Emily said.

"You both got laid?" Tyson asked. "Awesome. By who?"

My God is he dumb.

"Oh, y'know, Tyson. Just each other. So… Who were you with last night then?" I asked.

All of a sudden, Tyson's eyes glazed over, and he sighed and rested his elbow on the table, and his chin on his hand.

"Miguel," he said dreamily.

Oh dear.

"I didn't know he was gay!" Emily exclaimed in shock.

"Oh, he is. And damn is he GOOD," Tyson replied, grinning manically again.

"Sooo… Are you together?" I asked.

"Yup. Most definitely. After last night, it'd be wrong not to be going out."

"I hope you used protection, Tyson," someone said. And it wasn't me or Emily.

"Chief!" Tyson said, turning around, and facing the chief, eyes to… Glasses. He really hasn't grown.

"And I hope you know that the risk of catching a disease is higher with gay couples?" the Chief went on. "A disease like HIV or something."

"Chief, will you stop worrying. I can take care of myself. And where's the proof that there's more of a chance catching it if you're gay?!"

"Well, for one thing, gay couples go up the anal passage!"

"Oh, THANK YOU, so much! I am TRYING to eat here, and you're talking about anal passages!" I say in annoyance. Jesus, do they really have to talk about this in the canteen?

"I said don't worry Chief. I won't be catching a disease, because I'm the one that gets pounded into."

For Christ's sake. This food might not be edible, and it might taste like crap, but I am hungry, and I do want to eat without having to talk about manlove. Emily's so disgusted by it, that she's said goodbye to me and gone.

"But still. Say Miguel wanted a change, and he wanted to be uke…"

I've had enough. I've left them to it. I do not want to hear about that whilst I'm eating.

9.15 in the am

We're supposed to be doing practice battles today… But I can't be bothered. Instead, here I am, sat in the gardens, watching the pretty butterflies go past. Of course, there is Brooklyn, too, lay over in the grass, swamped with butterflies.

"Max?"

Ooohhh, Mariam's come to join me. That's odd, she hasn't talked to me in aaaages.

"Hey," she says. She looks kinda sad. And embarrassed at the same time.

"Howdy," I reply.

… Is she not going to say anything else?

"What's the matter?" I ask her.

"Oh… Erm… Nothing, really. I hear you're going out with Emily?"

Er, why did she just suddenly change the topic to that?

"Yeah, I am." Well, there's no point in denying the truth.

"Are you happy with her?"

What sort of question is that?! If my Max Senses are correct, I hear jealousy in Mariam's voice.

"I guess so."

Mariam really does look down. She looks even more down now that I've said I'm happy with Emily. Hmmm…

"Well, I guess I'll see you around, Max," she said to me, and got up and left.

What, in the name of Tyson's smelly toilet, was that about?!

Midday

I have somehow accidentally managed to get a load of bladers down by the river. We are all in our swimwear, but none of us have actually got in the water yet. We're waiting for Tyson to arrive so we can push him in and see if it's safe.

Hey, I said I was gonna do it, and I am!

12.15 in the pm

Tyson has arrived in the tiniest Speedos known to man. It is a sign of his gayness. Anyway, now that he's arrived, Kai and Tala happily pushed him in before he'd even got to say 'hello', and he hasn't drowned but he is shouting obscenities at Kai and Tala.

My point being, it is safe in the river. So we (me, Emily, Kai, Tala, Ray, Mariah, Lee - who is wearing a mankini-, Chief and Miguel) have all jumped in to join Tyson.

Half an hour later

We are still in the river, and some more people have come to join us. Lee's mankini has already been discarded, and is now bobbing at the edge of the river. He is now completely naked, swimming around. There is something seriously wrong with that dude.

I'm amazed that Kai and Tala are still here with us. Hell, I'm amazed that they agreed to come down in the first place. I think they just wanted to shove Tyson into the river.

Talking of Tyson, he is having a competition with Miguel and Ray to see who can hold their breath underwater the longest. Ray keeps winning, but Tyson keeps demanding rematches.

1.30 in the pm

We have all retreated back up to the school extremely wet. As none of us actually remember to bring towels. Anyhoo, we're going back up to the school in the hope that the canteen ladies still have some food.

1.35 in the pm

The canteen ladies do have some food left, but they're not happy that we're all wet.

We're all having a sing song at the moment.

"THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA, THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HO HO, HEE HEE, HA HA."

McFahrt just walked past the canteen, looked in, raised her eyebrows, shook her head, and walked off.

10.01 in the pm

So, after we all ate earlier, we returned to the river (minus Kai and Tala), where we had discovered that Lee had left his mankini down there. He had wandered around the school completely naked.

Tea (WHYYY?!) wasn't very interesting.

And now, here I am, sat on my bed, watching Tyson. What is Tyson doing that is so interesting, you ask? Absolutely nothing. He is just lay on his bed, watching the ceiling, and pointing one of his hands like a gun and going "pew, pew, pew!".

It isn't normal.

One minute later

I am sooooo bored!

One minute later

Zzzzzzz…

Sunday 22nd September '07

9.03 in the am

Boredom, boredom, boredom!

10.03 in the am

Still boredom!

11.03 in the am

I was dying of boredom, and horniness, so I decided to call on Emily. Who wasn't in her room. Soooo… I am now wandering around, trying to find her. She might be using the school computers. But then again, why would she if she has her own laptop?

Computer room

11.15 in the am

Found her. She really was using the school computers. Well, she was using three of them. Don't ask me why. I do not know.

"Hey, Maxie," she said, not even looking up.

"Howdy. How did you know it was me?"

"Recognised you by your belt."

"My belt?"

"Yup."

… That is a random way of recognising someone.

"I'm bored, and thought you could help me out," I said.

"Do some homework?"

"No, I said I wanted help, not killing. Let me rephrase, anyway. I'm bored and HORNY and thought you could help me out."

"That, I can help with. Let me just shut down these computers," she said with a wink.

Is it just me, or have I become rather pervert-like? Maybe I'm addicted to sex? That can happen, y'know!

Anyway, she shut down her computers, and we walked out. Emily's suggested we use an empty classroom, for a bit more of a thrill. I'm game to that. The thought of possibly getting caught by someone excites me greatly.

11.30 in the am

We have just stopped outside an unused classroom. Emily pushed open the door a crack, and then we heard it.

Moaning.

And groaning.

And:

"Oh, God, Tala."

NOOOO! We have just stumbled upon Kai and Tala having sex! Dammit!

A minute later

I've tried whispering frantically to Emily to close the door, and we'll leave to find another room. But she refuses.

"No, let's stay and watch them. This is really hot."

Great.

A minute later

I don't know what made me agree to watch them with her. We are now bent down, staring through the crack of the door, watching Tala and Kai having sexytime. I must admit, it is quite hot. But not something I'd watch full-time.

Anyway, there they are. Tala has Kai all sprawled out on a table, and Kai has his legs wrapped around Tala's hips, helping him go deeper when he thrusts. This really is hot.

"T-Tala… I-I… N-need…" we heard Kai moan.

Tala seemed to know what Kai wanted, and he wrapped his hand around Kai's erection, pumping in time to his thrusts. I looked sideways at Emily, who had turned slightly pink, but seemed to be enjoying the show. We are such perverts.

With a final cry of Tala's name, Kai came all over his stomach and Tala's hand. Tala obviously came shortly afterwards, because he groaned and stopped moving.

Then… They both turned at looked… At us.

Oh, god.

10 minutes later

After a good telling off by Kai and Tala, me and Emily wandered off to find another room to have our own sexytime in.

And we found one.

Tuesday 24th September '07

9.15 in the am

La la la la la laaaa la la. I am skipping off to Maths. Very late, of course. I'll just blame my lateness on Tyson.

Two minutes later

Just bumped into Emily. I gave her a kiss on the cheek, but she looks all sad and distracted. She's also out of class. Something must be seriously wrong.

"What's the matter?" I ask her.

"Max… I have something to tell you," she mumbled back.

Oh God.


A/N: Ooooooh, what does Emily have to tell Max?! We shall find out in chapter 8. Once I write it XD Also, you should listen to the song 'They're Coming To Take Me Away'. You'll love it. It's by Neuroticfish. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chappy, and I hope you enjoy reviewing even more :-D