Disclaimer: Unfortunately, we do not own JK Rowlings amazing characters. We just feed crack to her wonderful characters.

A/N: *gaspers* we're back and in a normal amount of time! Hoorah! Now, Christmas is still far away, but hey! We really just wanted some Harry Potter/Ronald Weasley action in our story. Who can resist them? Hopefully, you'll comment. That would be super. Enjoy!

As the family piled out of the car Rose stopped dead. "Mom!" She cried. "What in Merlin's name are you wearing?"

"What! What's wrong with my outfit?" Hermione asked.

She glanced down at her stiletto boots, leopard print leggings, and leather motorcycle jacket. "But I saw this in that Vogue magazine!"

"Mum, AGE APPROPRIATE, NO?"

Renesmee had to agree that even Alice would be appalled. Hermione could be Alice's next project after Bella...though somehow Bella would always be a work in progress.

"Merlin, Mum! I'm gone for four months and you dress like that!"

"Hmm...I don't know. I think it's kind of hot." Ron commented.

"Dad!" Rose huffed.

Hugo just laughed. Though they were certainly odd, Renesmee felt herself liking these Weasleys more and more.

Mrs. Weasley looked concerned. "But honey, I just thought that I would catch up on Muggle fashions..."

Rose just rolled her eyes and trooped into the house, the rest following her. With a deep breath, Nessie headed in after them.

There was barely any space to move in the kitchen with everyone and their luggage crammed in, and the appearance of two more adults made it seem even smaller.

"KIDS!" The man with the untidy black hair and green eyes cried out. He ran towards them and enveloped everyone in a giant hug. She could obviously see that this was James and Albus's father. The woman, red-haired and clearly related to Mr. Weasley, beamed at the kids and gave Nessie a hug. She felt suddenly homesick and thought of Bella and Esme...though their hugs weren't nearly as soft and warm.

As the large family moved around the room, Renesmee took in her surroundings. The kitchen was cramped, but cozy. In the corner of the little kitchen she spotted the coolest clock she had ever seen. Instead of numbers the clock had places like home, work, and in mortal danger. There were many hands and she noticed each one had a picture of the Weasleys and the Potters. She noticed Hugo's hand pointed to home.

"Oh, my dears!" Someone cried. Nessie turned to see a plump, red-headed woman rushing down the staircase. She pushed Harry and Hermione out of the way and gathered up her grandchildren in one small swoop.

"C-can't breathe." Albus gasped as he was pressed into her by all his cousins and siblings.

"Oh I've missed you! Hugo! James! Albus! You boys look much too skinny! Sit down and I'll whip you up something." She said happily.

The woman turned to Renesmee. She must have been the children's grandmother..."Oh my! Look how skinny you are! Renesmee, correct? Oh goodness, what have they been feeding you at that school? Tsk tsk." She bustled about the kitchen pointing at pots and pan with her wand until a thick soup was bubbling over the stove and something was baking in the oven, sending a savory aroma through the room.

"Quick now, go put your luggage away before these finish cooking!" Renesmee followed the others up the rickety, narrow stairs, stumbling about from carrying the suitcase. Darn my mother's clumsiness!

"Here, let me help you with that," said Hugo from behind. He took the suitcase from her sore arm and hefted it up the stairs along with his own.

"Thanks," she said gratefully. He deposited her staircase in front of a door.

"You'll be staying with Lily and Rose, and I'll be staying with Albus and James a floor above you guys. We'll meet you all in the kitchen." With a reassuring smile, he disappeared up the stairs.

Renesmee walked in, seeing Lily splayed out on one of the beds, her eyes closed and seemingly asleep while Rose sulked next to the window.

"God, I'm beginning to miss my closet so much...and Mum is going to use this opportunity to dress me in the most hideous outfits again." Rose threw open her trunk and looked at her clothes. Nessie thought she was going to cry. "Oh, my sweet, normal-looking clothing. Whatever will we do with my mother! Why can't she wear just wear sweaters?"

Lily laughed as she settled on her camp bed. "It's not so bad. Maybe we can buy her something for Christmas?"

"I suppose." Rose murmured.

"FIRE!" Someone screamed from downstairs.

"Bloody hell!" She heard Mr. Weasley shout.

Lily wretched open the door and zoomed down the stairs followed by the boys. They all squeezed into the kitchen to find Mr. Potter casting a charm on the stove as sparks of red and orange flittered around the stove.

"George!" The elder Mrs. Weasley shouted. "You're in this house for not even five minutes and you start a fire!"

"Sorry, Mum," said another man with flaming red hair and freckles. "I didn't know Fred decided to bring some of my fireworks."

Mrs. Weasley scowled and continued pouring the soup.

Ginny sighed. "Another normal second in the Weasley household."

A pretty girl with tanned skin and strait, dark hair popped her head into the kitchen. "Hey, do any of you know where Victoire is? I'm pretty sure she came before Aunt Fleur, Uncle Bill, Dom, and Louis..."

James smirked and said, "No worries, she's probably snogging Teddy somewhere."

"TEDDY?" Lily shrieked, and took off.

Hugo leaned over and whispered, "The two of them are partners in crime - Victoire's our cousin, and Teddy's a really close family friend. That's our cousin Roxanne." The girl came and stood next to Renesmee.

"Hey...you'll find that there's going to be a lot of names to take in. It's a busy place 'round here."

Nessie's head was already spinning, and she had only met half of the huge Weasley family.

Another boy with dark skin came up to Nessie and said, "Here, have a sweet." Nessie looked down at the little red candy. It looked like a starburst.

"NO!" Hugo and Rose shouted, but Renesmee had already put the candy in her mouth.

Almost instantly she felt her whole nose get hot and blood began to spew out of it. She reached for a napkin as crimson blood seeped into her shirt.

"Idiot!" Rose cried and Roxanne nearly shoved a purple candy into Nessie's mouth.

The bleeding instantly stopped, and Nessie just stared at her hands, covered with red blood. She gingerly touched her nose, wondering how often vampire humans got nosebleeds...close to none? Her nose wasn't broken, so what was that thing? Hugo, Rose and the others were all shouting at the boy who was probably Roxanne's brother.

He looked sheepishly at Renesmee and said, "Sorry...but you fell for it pretty fast," which immediately got him kicked out of the room.

Roxanne came back huffing, apologizing for her stupid brother. "Can't Fred ever grow up? And to think that Dad and his twin were like that all the time! Sheesh." She shook her head somewhat fondly and shoved some hand towels at Nessie. "Bathroom's over there."

Staggering over to the door, Renesmee bumped into a tall boy with shocking blue hair and another beautiful blonde, trailed by Lily. How many freaking people do I have to meet?

The boy laughed and said, "Fred again. Well, he can never resist when it comes to meeting new people...I'm Teddy Lupin by the way. I can be a Weasley if I want to be." He shut his eyes tightly and soon the vibrant blue faded into a vivid red and little freckles began to pop up all over his face.

The blonde, who Renesmee assumed was Victoire, giggled and slapped his arm gently. "You show-off."

"Wow! That is awesome!" Nessie exclaimed! "How do you do it?"

"I'm a metamorphagous." He explained. "I can change my appearance at will." He shut his eyes again and his hair turned black and his eyes a bright green. He could've been Harry if he threw on some glasses. He just laughed at Nessie's expression. "Nice to meet you. I'm getting out of this crowded kitchen! Who's up for some quidditch?" He called out.

"Me!" Cried half of the family.

Renesmee had heard about quidditch, of course, but never really wanted to try. Sports were totally not her thing. Lily ushered her into the small bathroom and shut the door, soaking another towel in warm water and blotting Renesmee's face with it. She chattered about how exciting it all was for her entire family to be back together again, and how all their cousins would be here sooner or later.

"There's more?" Nessie blurted out. Lily chuckled.

"Yup. Still haven't met some of them...We're a tight-knit group, you know. You're part of our family now, too."

She smiled at Nessie, and from outside the small window came the sounds of the other Weasleys yelling at each other about their teams for quidditch. Renesmee couldn't help but feel that this was almost better than home, being with so many people around her age who were so lively and fun. Of course, Alice was lively, but she just loved taking Nessie shopping. The slight shabbiness of the Burrow was comforting in that homey feel.

Renesmee was brought out of her reverie when James called from outside. "Hey, Lily, you joining us?"

She paused from wringing out the towels. "Uh...sure, just let me finish helping Ness here, she's still covered in blood THANKS TO FRED."

She heard laughing outside as Lily turned around and said, "Hope you don't mind...someone's gotta keep them under control."

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