A/N: Okay this is a challenge fic with Padfoots challenges! I own only the plot. I dont even own Jenn, my sister, or my mom. The evil aleins own them *nods* Yeah so why are you reading this? Read the story!!

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Challenges-

-It must be funny

-Sirius must be in it

-There must be a mention of pink elephants

-It mustn't be longer than 10 pages

-It mustn't be shorter than 4 pages

-Someone must yell, "The sand man is coming! Run for your lives!"

-Someone must come out of the refrigerator covered in cream cheese

-And finally A *human* character must yell, "MOO!" in the middle of the story.

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Pink Elephants and The Sandman

Me:Okay bye *hangs up phone* now I am bored. Hey! I know! *snaps fingers*

Draco, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius: *appear*

Me: Hiya!

Draco: oh no...

Harry: no more truth or dare or anything like that! I am sick of it

Me: Oh no.. We are gonna play a different game!

All: *groan*

Me: Its called Pink elephants! Okay someone stands in the middle and cant think of the pink elephant. The rest of us stand a repeat Pink Elephants over and over and over.

Draco: Thats stupid!

My Mom: *runs in chasing my younger sister* MOO!!!

Everyone: *stares* Umm? yea? sure whatever? *My mom runs out*

Sirius: I wanna be it!!!!me me me!!!

Me: okay

All: pink elephant pink elephant!!!

Sirius: The sand man is coming! Run for your lives!

All: huh? *stares blankly*

Pink Elephant: You forgot about me!

Me: so what?

Pink Elephant: I feel so unwanted!

Draco: thats because you are!

Pink Elephant: uh! *disappears*

Sirius: This is weird!

Ron: I'm not gifted, I'm weird!

Harry: So I have noticed.

Hermione: Ron its I'm not weird, I'm gifted

Me: I have a keychain thats says that *nods over and over again*

Everyone besides me: **stares*

Jenn: wussup peeps??????

Draco:Whos that?

Me: Jenny! WUSSUP? what are you doing here? *we hug*

Jenn: I thought I would drop by and see what was going on! oh you are writing a fic how fun!

Ron: umm yea?

Draco: whatever

Snape: *emerges from refidgerator covered in cream cheese* Why am I here?

Everyone else: *cracks up*

Jenn: okayyyyy!

Snape: 200 points from Gryffindor *looks down* What the --? Cream Cheese? *raises eyebrow*

Hermione: I aint even gonna ask.

Snape: What are you students doing here? You should be in class! Detention! except for Draco!

Harry, Hernione, and Ron: GRRRR!!!

Sirius: Snapey! Did you notice that she *points to me* is a fanfic author?

Snape: No. Please I am to young to die! I will change! spare me please! I have my whole life in front of me! Please *breaks down and crys*

Me: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! * presses the delete key and Snape disappears*

Everyone else: *looks scared

DRaco: Its just a suggestion but maybe we should RUN!!!!!!!

Hermione: I'm with you!!

*Harry, Ron, Draco, Hermione, and the pink elephant run away*

Sirius: I will be going now *disappears*

Me: I am soo evil

Jenn: Yep!! BYE everyone please-

Me and Jenn: REVIEW!!!!!!!

Me: do you know that many !!! marks is the sign of a dearranged mind?

Jenn: No but I already knew you were dearranged

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THE END!!!!

A/N: I thought it was pretty good if I do say so myself, and I do!! Merry Christmas Everyone and a Happy New Year! Guess what? My B-day is in 9 days! (its on new years day!!!)

REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! PLEASE!

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Ginny Potter