"I WON'T DO IT!" . America looked at the door. Could this be one of the times he should just sit here and let it happen and not try to ask? It sure as hell seemed like it.

"Ow! THAT HURTS YOU IDIOT!" Well, maybe he should ask England, but that would require him going through that door. Plus, it'd force him to walk by the other children too since England was refusing to come inside the house until Idaho stopped humping the donkey and he couldn't get Idaho to stop... Another reason he had locked himself in the basement. That image would forever haunt him.

"It'll just take a moment." What will just take a moment? It sounded like they were right outside the door. A real shame the door didn't have a lock on it.

"NO! I WILL NOT STAND FOR YOU PUTTING THAT THING INSIDE OF ME!" America was really tempted to open the door. Really, really tempted to open the door. Especially after that last comment.

A few minutes of silence and some groans made him open the door. Nevada had Utah in a headlock and was currently biting his neck which created some painful groans. To top it all off, Nevada and Utah were both naked. o.O

"..." O.o

"..."

"Hey..."

"..."

America promptly shut the basement door and sat on the first step. He was never opening the damned door ever again.

"OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!" Suddenly someone started banging on the door. He was tempted to open it again, but decided against it.

"Pweetty, pweetty pwease open the door!" …... Maybe he should... So he did. He immediately regretted it.

"NAKED DAY! STRIP!" America was tackled by three children about thirteen each. North and South Carolina grabbed his legs and Wyoming jumped on his head.

"NOW!" Another child started ripping off his clothing. This one was called Wisconsin.


England could hear America's cries for help, but he was completely against the idea of going inside while Idaho was humping the stuffed donkey. -_-'''

"ENGLAND! HELP ME!" … It wasn't worth it. He would have to deal with seeing Idaho humping the donkey again. He really didn't want to. It was the wors thing he had ever seen.

"NAAAKKEEEDD DAAAAAAYYYYY!" Okay, this he had to see.

England opened the door just in time to see every state running around naked and America tied up without any clothes on.

It took him a minute to decide whether he was going to help or not. On one hand, if he helped America would probably reward him with one of those dashing smiles. On the other, he would probably be forced to strip as well and he just didn't want to deal with that right now.

"America, I'm going to Japan's house for a little while. I'll be back tomorrow.~" He called and closed the door. Today was going to be a good day.

A.N./ Sorry for the late update... Again... I was sick from Friday until yesterday. I'm just now feeling good enough to write this. ^^''' Who gets a cold in summer? Me. To top it all off it's like 80 something degrees outside. Outside needs an air conditioner. -3- I dislike summer. It just means that I need to spend more time inside. My state has four seasons winter, almost summer, summer, and still summer. -_-''''