The Dr. Wily Show: Episode 7
The crowd screams as Dr. Wily takes a sip of his coffee. "Greeting everyone, wel-- " Dr. Wily stopped to spit out the coffee he put in his mouth. "BLEH! WHAT IS IN THIS COFFEE? OIL? YUCK!" he said, pouring the rest of it into a potted plant.
"Ummm... isn't that bad for the plant?" Quick Man asked.
"You're right. It is." Dr. Wily said absently. "Now then, as I was saying, welcome to--"
"Then why did you put the coffee in the plant?" Quick Man asked, confused.
Wily rolled his eyes. "I don't care what happens to the plant. I could always buy a new one."
"Don't... care...?" Plant Man asked in quiet shock from the audience.
"Yeah Quick Man, he could always buy a new one." Bass said.
"Totally." said Gemini Man
"Buy a new one...?" Plant Man asked, this time it was slightly louder and angry sounding.
"Yeah, and it was kinda ugly anyway." Punk said. "I mean, it never really looked good in this room, anyway.
"Yeah, no kidding." said Elec Man.
"Agreed." said Enker.
"Buy a new one?" Plant Man asked. "Buy a new one!?" Plant Man asked, rising from his seat in the audience. "IS THAT HOW YOU TREAT INNOCENT LIFE!?" Plant Man yelled out, his voice and face showing obvious signs of disgust. "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I LET YOU DIE AND I JUST SAY: HEY! I'LL JUST BUY A NEW FATHER! OR, A NEW BROTHER IN MOST CASES!" he screamed out.
"Ummm..." was Dr. Wily's only response.
"YOU ALL DISGUST ME!" he yelled out, pointing his right at every Robot Master in sight..
"Uhhh..." was Gemini Man's comment.
"YOU'RE ALL SICK, DISGUSTING, MONSTERS!" he screamed out while he stormed out the room.
Enker, Gemini Man, Dr. Wily, Quick Man, Quint, Punk, Bass, and Elec Man were silent for several moments.
Until Bass decided to break the silence.
"...That was... weird." was Bass' comment.
"...Yeah. Yeah it was." Gemini Man said.
"...Note to self: never abuse plants in any way when Plant Man is around." Enker said.
"Agreed." said Elec Man and Quint.
"..." silence was Quick Man's only comment.
"ANYWAY," Dr. Wily began. "welcome to the Dr. Wily Show, I'm your host, Dr. Wily, and to-days guest is... Tetra!"
The crowd cheered as Tetra walked up the stage and sat down.
"So, how are you Tetra?"
"Could be better, could be worse, mate."
"So, what's it like being a pirate and a princess?"
"Pretty interesting, actually." she said, smiling.
"So, why was Ganondorf kidnapping girls with pointy ears again?"
Tetra sighed. "Because he was looking for me."
Wily looked at her pointy ears.
"Ah. That makes sense." he paused. "So... you being a princess have been a shocker... right?"
Tetra rolled her eyes."Oh, no, it wasn't." she said sarcastically
"..." silence was his only response.
"That explains why you're a pirate," Enker said, leaning his arm against the wall. "because I don't see any reason why a princess would become a pirate if she knew she was a princess."
"Hmmm, ya think?" Punk asked sarcastically.
"So, how many years were you a pirate captain before you found out you're a princess?"
"Three."
"Hmmm... How old are you?"
"Fifteen."
"And how old were you when you became a pirate captain?"
"Nine..." she squinted her eyes suspiciously at Dr. Wily. "...why...?"
"No reason." he said quickly, sweating a little. "No reason at all."
Dr. Wily took another sip of his coffee. "So, how did a nine year old become the leader of a pirate ship?"
She sighed. "My mother died unexpectantly."
Wily frowned. "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that..."
Tetra just sighed again as Dr. Wily looked at the huge skull shaped clock on the wall and sighed. "Looks like we're out of time. Thank you so much for your time, Tetra."
She gave him a slightly sad smile. "You're welcome, matey."
"Give an applause for Tetra everyone!"
The audience cheered as Tetra got up, waved to everyone, and left.
