Yes, I'm putting in a Christmas special.

Enjoy this festive shit!


Our heroes run towards the school doors, only to hit their heads on an unopened door!

"Ugh," Rainshine moaned, "what gives?"

The young girl looked at the door, staring at a piece of bacon on the other side.

"Mwahalanegacacaca..." she mumbled, drooling madly.

"HEY, STOP STARING AT THAT BACON! IT'S MINE!"

"NO, IT'S MINE!"

"THIS IS GOING NOWHERE!"

"INDEED!"

"SO, WHY CAN'T WE GO THROUGH THE DOOR?!"

"BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS!"

"WHAT'S CHRISTMAS?"

"A HOLIDAY WHERE YOU GIVE PEOPLE BOXES FILLED WITH CHILI DOGS!"

"SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF HOLIDAY!"

And so, the two went over to the girl's house to celebrate Christmas.

They ended up getting food babies from eating so many chili dogs.

And they turned into rabid gnomes barfing rainbows on the couch.

The End.


Yes, randomness doesn't get any less random on Christmas.

Merry Holidays, people!

Eat lots of chili dogs and make sure to review!