-1Materia Madness!

Where a piece of materia will become mastered and create a new piece of materia when the party does so much as look at a pigeon funny.

Disclaimer: I do not own FF7 okay?

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"Okay, so who's got the restore materia?" Cloud asked

"Me." Tifa said holding the pale green orb in the air.

"Who's got thunder?"

"Me." Red XIII responded, showing the materia lodged in the head-dress

"Who's got uber-cheap-spell-of-doom?"

"…" Both party members remained silent.

"What?"

"We don't have an uber-cheap-spell-of-doom"

"Really?"

"No, we just left Midgar."

"Oh. Could have sworn that we…"

"We didn't."

"Oh. Might as well take the first few steps towards the town…" Cloud said, taking a few steps up onto a nearby rock to see where Kalm was, just before he took another step, he was thrown into a random battle.

No matter how many times it happens, I will never get used to the swirly screen.

"Okay, its low level guys so just hit over the head and it will curl up and die." Cloud said, quickly using the sense materia to analize the strengths and weaknesses of the monster. Tifa dashed up to punch it on the snout while Red simply gored the beast. Random music played in the backround as Cloud held up his sword in victory.

"Hmm, how interesting. It appears the materia seems to be undergoing metamorphosis of some kind, I think its become mastered prematurely."

"Really? As party leader I call dibs!" Cloud said, swiping the mastered thunder materia from Red's paw. "Hah! I feel the immense power in the stone! The force of thunder! I can control the heavens! I can…" Cloud's speech was cut short when the materia seemed to divide into two separate green orbs, the second one of course being directed at a high velocity to Cloud's forehead, knocking him out cleanly.

"Cloud?"

"Tifa, perhaps this is for the best, he must have a lot on his mind, this short term of unconsciousness might benefit him.

Meanwhile in the shadows behind the rocks a small figure moved.

"So mastered materia creates new materia huh? This may prove very useful for the new peoples republic of Wutai, led by me of course. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk."

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I have yet to use the following people in this, Vincent and Cid. All the others have gone through the cheat treatment except those two. However, I have something special in mind for Valentine, Mwa-ha-ha-err… review.