How I Became Gay
By: Late-Sleeper
Beta-reader: Pay Backs a Bitch
Chapter 7: …then they went home…
"Oi! Are you sure we could watch this, here?" Sasuke eyes narrowed at me while I made myself comfortable on my bed.
I snorted at him. "I told you, my father just went out to buy some groceries, knowing him he won't be back till six." I smirked at him and patted the left side of the bed beside me. "So relax…enjoy the show."
He rolled his eyes at me again and I swear to god someday his eyes will get stuck to the back of his head with all the eye rolling he does.
"Che, dobe."
I snorted at his retort and tried not to grin because I could actually feel his eagerness to watch the movie. Closet pervert!
He crept towards me and made himself comfortable at my side. I smiled at him as I pushed the play button of the remote. Flashes of light soon began to fill the room together with husk moans and grunts of the AV actors.
That's what I like about porn, they go straight to the sex scenes.
I felt my body suddenly getting hot bit by bit as my ears was filled with obscenely loud moans and shriek of 'fuck', 'harder', and 'so good'. I would have drooled or even masturbated, if not for the bastard beside me.
Yeah, talking about Sasuke, I looked at him while he was concentrating too damn hard at the TV. "Hey, bastard? Is this your first time to watch porn?" I asked him, I was a bit worried that I might taint someone's innocent mind. Well, actually, not really.
"No." He shook his head and snorted. "But it is the first time I'm actually willing to watch it and not my brother forcing me to watch it with him." I saw him shudder and glare at no one after mentioning his brother.
"Ah." Awkward! I let the topic drop 'cause I honestly don't know what to say and I really want to focus on the actress' huge boobs. I think Sasuke felt the same way as he (insert gasps and flashes of cameras for blackmail material here) salivated at the new positions the actors are in, I did too. Though he would deny it with passion.
With all that moaning and grinding, I didn't notice that our hands already reached out to our penises. Our hands to our own of course, like I would reach to Sasuke's cock. Please.
"You know in our time, we used to help each other by playing with the others' wang."
Huh?
WHAT?!
My head turned hurriedly to the source of the voice, only to confirm my suspicion was indeed correct. "KAKASHI?!!!!!"
My stupid grinning uncle smiled at me as he raised his hand in greetings. "Yo!" My face turned beet red as I hurriedly took my hand off my bulge. Shit, talk about getting caught red handed by an adult. Shit! Kakashi would surely make my life hell after this.
"Now, now. Don't let my presence distract you from doing the 'deed'. Go on, go on. Just think of me like god, someone who you don't see but you know he's always watching…" Kakashi nods his head at us signaling us to continue. Fucking good for nothing pervert!
"What the hell are you doing here?!" I screamed at him as I fumbled to get up but he pushed me down and grabbed my hand. "Now, now. I told you to continue. See your friend is waiting." He then put my hand on Sasuke's now limping bulge.
I looked at Sasuke's poker face. I wonder a bit if he was actually enjoying this or what, since he just snorted at us and continued watching. What the hell was that?!
I quickly pulled my hand off Sasuke as if it was on fire and glared at Kakashi. The fucking bastard just chuckled at me.
"Don't be shy Naruto. Every boy does it one time or another. It wouldn't make you less of a man if you do it with your friend here." He chuckled a bit at my fuming face. I actually couldn't retort something at him and I just resorted to just yelling obscenity.
"What the hell is happening here?!" Iruka came charging towards my door and almost knocked down the poor thing. "What are…" He suddenly stopped when he heard the loud moans on the TV.
Shit! Talk about embarrassing situation.
A loud shrill made us all cringed including the stoic ice princess beside me.
"YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! GOOD FOR NOTHING SON OF A BITCH!!!" Iruka almost pounced on the grinning Kakashi but I already held on to him so Kakashi escaped only with a small scratch from Iruka. "GET OFF ME NARUTO! I'm going to kill that fucking pervert!."
"Calm down Iruka-san."
"Calm down?! Calm down?! You're asking me to calm down when you are teaching my sweet innocent Naruto to watch porn and have sex!!!"
"Maa, maa…my son is already a grown man now. Naruto needs to learn it before he could satisfy the ladies." Kakashi chuckled a bit and somehow I really wondered if he has any self-preservation instinct or he really wanted to commit suicide now.
"WHA?!" Iruka eyes widened like saucers and wiggled through my arms. For a dorky looking man, Iruka is really strong. "Naruto, Sasuke-kun, please go out now. I'll handle the pervert here." Iruka stood still his head bow. I let go of him because of the sudden unidentified fear I felt as my heart constricted. "GO!" He screamed and before I could even protest, Sasuke was already dragging me out of my room in record time.
The next thing I know, a loud shriek and war cry erupts from my house as we started running away towards the near park.
I panted and squatted as I try to catch my breath as Sasuke did the same.
"Shit! Your dads are going at it like crazy." Sasuke huffed.
Huh?
Somehow I could understand his implication but my mind wouldn't really register its actually meaning. "What?"
Sasuke stared at me and snorts. "No wonder you're like that."
What?
"Hey! What do you want to say asshole?!" I punched him on the arm; he glared at me as he nursed his bruised arm after the punch. "Dobe, I'm saying that, now I know why you became like that…you know looking like a gay boy…since you have gay dads." He rolled his eyes at me.
He didn't just say?!
"Fuck you! Iruka isn't gay! How could you even think that?!" I screamed at him, eyes wide with shock. He looked at me quizzically as though not believing what I just said. "But the other guy said you were his son."
Ah. Kakashi did say that actually.
"That's because he is…well at least he feel that he is." I tapped my chin in concentration as I fully sat on the concrete. Sasuke started at me but said nothing. "Well he could have been my adopted father but Jiraya…that's my father's, my real father, master opted to give me to Iruka instead. Kakashi was actually heart broken when he heard the decision since he was my father's favorite apprentice."
"Ah."
"My real father is a novelist…so is Kakashi." I said to him with no reason whatsoever just to clarify the master and apprentice thing.
"Your family is crazy." He snorted.
"You think." I smiled at him, not even feeling a bit angry at what he said. He too smiled at me. "Yeah, but my brother is even crazier. I think he should meet that Kakashi guy. They'd click."
I smiled as realization dawned on me. "So that's why you were fucking unconcerned with all that fiasco."
He snorted and glared at the ground as though it committed the worst crime one could ever imagine. "You don't know that half of it."
"Hehehe." I laughed at him and slung my arm over his shoulder.
He looked at me and grinned. "You should meet my brother…he'll drive you crazy, more than that Kakashi person did."
I nodded my head in agreement as I continue to chuckle.
"You fucking bastard! How could you dragged me in there and meet your fucking sadistic of a brother?!" I yelled at Sasuke's ear making him cringed in annoyance. "Dobe!"
I huffed and sat down on my chair completely ignoring Sasuke's glare as he rubbed his sore ear from my yelling. Serves the fucking bastard right. I can't believe he actually forced me to meet his psycho of a brother just to see me squirm and sweat in fear all for his enjoyment. Bastard.
"Hey, are you two fighting?" Sakura's voice suddenly filled the room and my head suddenly snapped back towards the sound. My mood lightened quite a bit at hearing her melodious sweet voice. Oh ,my goddess, my Sakura-chan.
Sakura waved a small 'hi' at the teme and walked towards me and whispered. "Are you gonna make sweet man sex to make-up?" I gaped at her obscene words. Man, the girl's got very dirty mind for such an innocent looking face; I glared at her and shook my head forcefully. She gave a disappointed snort and proceeded to walk towards her seat beside me.
After a few seconds Hinata came in, with her stuck up bastard of a cousin in tow. Hinata gave us three a small bow and a soft 'good morning' as she proceeded to sit on the chair in front of me.
"Hey, Hinata-chan? I'm free today…want to go out now?" I asked Hinata as she put her bag neatly on her desk. I heard Sakura gasped and run towards Hinata.
"What? No way! Don't go with Naruto." Sakura frowned at Hinata. I too frowned at Sakura's sudden bouts of craziness. Maybe it's her time of the month.
"Why not?" I asked pouting.
"Because, you two need to kiss and make-up ." Sakura pointed at me and Sasuke who's face was still stoic as ever.
"We don't need to make-up and…arghhh…kis..ki…kiss." I stuck my tongue out as if my tongue just tasted something foul. Sasuke just raised a brow at me but said nothing.
I panicked a bit upon realizing what I have just done.
"Err…" I stuttered as I looked at Sasuke for aid but the bastard just rolled his eyes at me and stood up. "See you later dobe." Then he went out of our classroom towards his own before the bell finally rang and people started to fill the room like ants.
Sakura scowled at me before sitting on her seat, lips in tight purse as she stared at the blackboard intent of ignoring me for the whole class.
"Sakura, wait up!" I hurriedly scampered to gather my things and dashed out to follow Sakura who was making her way out of the classroom. She looked over her shoulder and glared at me. I cringed a bit at how poisonous her glare was but decided to follow her.
We walked in total silence, her leading the way and me following her like a lost puppy. I racked my brain a bit to think of anything that I did that would make her mad, though only one thing came to mind, Sasuke.
I gave a loud sigh and shook my head when suddenly Sakura stopped on her tracks making me bump into her slightly. I said a soft 'sorry'.
"YOU STUPID HEARTLESS DENSE JERK!!!"
Huh?
Okay, I kinda freaked out a bit at her sudden outburst but decided to stay quiet as she continued yelling obscenities my way.
I wondered a bit if it was 'that time of the month' again. Hinata already had hers a few days ago…and don't you look at me that way…and don't even think of asking me how and why do I know such…umm…trifling things. I just do.
"I can't believe how dense and heartless you are Naruto!!! You are so cold!" Sakura shrieked once again this time whacking me on the head. I vaguely wondered if she was talking about Sasuke and just projecting it at me. "What did I do?" I whimpered a bit as she hit me with her bag.
"What did you?! What did you do?! Are you really that dense?!" Sakura screamed on my face and I felt a shiver of terror runs down my spine for a split second.
"…"
"God, Naruto! How could you do that to Sasuke?"
"What did I do?" I asked frowning. I really don't get girls when they go through their period. They really became beast and angry bitches for no reason.
Sakura just gaped at me, shock clearly written on her cute face. Yeah, she's still cute when she's angry. One reason I fell for her on the first place. "You fucking hurt his feelings!"
What? I did?
I laughed maniacally in my head.
Then, serves him right. Come on, he's been trampling my pride since day one when I first met him…but of course I wouldn't say that to Sakura of fear of her power punches.
"But…"
"No buts, Naruto! How could you do that to your boyfriend?" Sakura face dissolved into a saddened frown as she shook her head. "Do you know how many girls wanted to be in your place?"
Yeah like you, I added thoughtfully and frowned.
"And still you act with indifference when you're with Sasuke. Like he means nothing to you." Sakura's frown deepened and I almost for a second thought she was going to cry.
I wanted to roll my eyes and pray to god to let the earth eat me alive just to escape this nonsense drama. I wanted to laugh at her but her pained expression stopped me from doing anything.
I looked at her face searchingly and came to realized how deep her feelings are for Sasuke and some how it pained me.
"Do you know how painfully it is to see the one you like treated by someone with such coldness? And how you wish that it was you instead of the cold hearted person to be by his side?"
Of course I do! I feel hurt whenever Sasuke ignored her, I feel hurt when Sasuke snapped at her…yes, I know how it feels to see the one you like pursuing someone who doesn't deserve to be loved. I wanted to scream that at her, to tell her how I feel.
Somehow I also felt her pain, cause I know that pain…I've experienced it…and continue experiencing it…
I, because of too much emotion, hugged Sakura. With all restrain flew out the window, Sakura let it go and cried hard on my chest. I too felt tears welling on my eyes.
"It hurts Naruto, to see Sasuke head over heels in love with you."
Then the tears welling on my eyes suddenly froze and my mouth gape wide at her outburst, my hands that was making circle on her back also froze up. Head over heels? What?!
"He's totally, madly, deeply in love with you." Sakura sniffed and buried her face deeper into my chest, and I should have died a happy man if only I never heard a single thing she said.
Sasuke? In love with me?
What the hell!
"I'm so envious! He takes care of you, he even do some of your assignments!" Sakura whined as she softly pummeled her fist on my chest. "He drives you to school and even takes you home when he's not busy with his club…"
Err…okay fine. The teme did some pretty good deeds to me…though come on, it's the least he could do to pay up for being his so called 'homo boyfriend' and acting like a complete jerk when no one is around.
And it's not like I just accept all his kindness, I also have my fair share of good deeds…I did made him a lunch box just a few days ago. I also bring him food whenever he's too busy with his club meetings. Heck, I even let him sleep on my lap after his game…and that was fucking embarrassing as hell, especially with all those catcalls and whistles.
See? I'm not a bad person.
"And he even introduced you to his brother!"
I frowned a bit. So what's the deal with it? "So? I first introduced him to my father."
Sakura suddenly pushed me off her and shrieked. "You whore!" Then she smiled. Told you girls get weird when they go through their period. "Why didn't you tell me the two of you are on that stage already?"
Huh?!
Sakura smiled wider and became lecherous as she tried to tickle me on my side. "Fine! I understand. You're just not that affectionate in public…but come on Naruto…you should never say that to your boyfriend."
"What did I say?" I honestly don't know what the hell she means.
Sakura shook her head dejectedly. "Naruto, Naruto, a girl or in your case a gay boy, should never say he doesn't want to kiss his boyfriend. That hurts you know!"
ARGHHH!!!
"Come on, let's find Sasuke so the two of you would make up and I want you two to kiss…or else." Sakura waved her fist at me and I mentally cringed.
But… How could she possibly think that I would kiss Sasuke. It's gross.
I'm not even gay.
"Sasuke-kun!!!" Sakura waved her hands. I mentally wished that god would pity me and take me now, take me to another world.
I saw Sasuke walk towards us with a frown etched on his face. He must have been wondering what the hell Sakura wanted. I gave him a small smile as he raised a brow at me in question.
"Naruto has something to say to you." Sakura beamed at him then whispered to me. "I'm gonna watch in a nearby bush so I want to see some horny kisses, okay?"
What's up with girls and their fantasy of man sex?
She pushed me then scampered away and discreetly hid in a nearby bush just as she said. I know this because I could feel her boring stare on my back. I looked up at Sasuke and made an annoyed glare.
"Dobe."
Che, fucking teme. I'm only going to do this for my love.
"Teme, I…I…" I almost mentally puked on the words I'm going to utter. Sasuke frowned at me but didn't said a thing. He must be enjoying seeing me flustered and stuttering. Fucking bastard.
"I'm only going to do this for Sakura, okay?" I said out of the blue. Sasuke smirked at how pathetic I must have looked. "Arggh!!!" I growled lowly at his cockiness.
I gave a loud sigh and looked at him in the eye. "I…I want you to kiss me."
He gave me a raised brow, smirked at me then rolled his eyes. "I'm serious." I growled at him.
"Dobe, why would I do that?" This time he must have realized how serious I was, he frowned a bit at that realization. "Because…" I stammered.
"Because?"
"Because…because Sakura thought we were fighting and wants us to make-up."
"So? Then just tell her we did."
"You know I wish I could just do that but I can't, she's watching and she specifically asked for some kissing scene. Come on fucking teme, you already did it once." I whined at…wait…fuck! I can't believe I'm whining for a kiss. Please kill me now! Please!
"Fine." Sasuke rolled his eyes and stoop down a bit and whispered. "This would cost you a lot dobe. You're going to clean my room for the entire week."
"What?! But you have thousands of maid!"
"Yeah, but they are all girls. I don't want them sniffing my undies…" I cringes a bit as I remembered his hordes of perverted house cleaners. I can't believe Sasuke is still a fucking virgin till now…though it will be just a matter of time before all hell breaks loose and Sasuke will be raped by those maids. I mentally shivered at that thought.
"Besides, it would be awkward if they saw my magazines." Sasuke frowned. Oh yeah, we just bought some porn a few days ago. "Oi teme! You promised to let me borrow that." I hissed at him.
He rolled his eyes at me then nodded. "So?"
"Oh."
"What now dobe?"
"Fine! But only for three days…"
He smirked then leaned down on me and gave me a peck on my lips. I was caught in surprise so I gaped at him. Our eyes met and something in me felt hot. I really don't know what came over me, or even him, when suddenly I raised my chin up to him while he on the other hand leaned down on me again, and our lips meet once again.
I gasped a bit at how soft his lips felt as it moves on my own. It only lasted for a few seconds but I caught myself breathless as I purred a 'thank you' at hi…
Oh shit!
My eyes went huge at the sudden realization of what we just did.
Oh fuck!
What the hell did I get myself into?
To be continued…
