AN: To Guest who was telling me I was wrong about Yamcha cheating on Bulma, this was never made clear. Toriyama left a lot of facts about Dragon Ball in general up to the audience to decide upon. Therefore, it has become a popular head-canon that Yamcha cheated on Bulma, they broke up and then she got heavy with Vegeta because she was lonely. I am not saying this is fact because it is a matter of opinion. If you want to say that Bulma cheated that is fine as well, because honestly that seems like something Bulma would do. I merely went with this head-canon for the sake of Yamcha bashing because I thought it would increase the comedy of the fic.
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, or Dragon Ball GT.
"Our point line up for the day is Vegeta with 17 points, Goten and Trunks with 10 points, Bulma and Majin Buu with 6 points, Chichi, Videl, Master Roshi, and Oolong with 5 points, Krillin with 2 points, and Goku, Piccolo, Mr. Satan, and Launch with 1 point. Yamcha the audience would like to see you eat raw fish."
"They want me to eat sushi? Hey that's easy. You might as well just give me the points and save yourself the fish" he laughed. Yamcha began to eat a plate full of spicy tuna rolls. Goku eyed the plate jealously.
"Hey! I want to eat some too. Why don't I get any food challenges? I want to eat for points too!" Goku whined.
"Judging by our point differences you need them too" Vegeta gloated.
"Speaking of Vegeta's points," the Announcer butted in, "the audience would also like Vegeta and Bulma to go 'have fun.'" He emphasized the last two words implying the obvious.
"Come on Bulma you heard the man." He grabbed Bulma and started pushing her off the stage.
"But Vegeta-"
"Just come on." The two went back stage but somehow their voices where still audible. The two exchanged some slight insults before huffs and moans could be heard.
"You're as forceful as ever"
"A man has needs"
"yeah, yeah. Ah!" Noises reverberated around the room. Goku, 18 and Bra seemed unfazed. Chichi and Trunks looked beyond embarrassed. Krillin was blushing and glancing over at 18 ever few seconds. Even the tips of Piccolo's ears were turning pink. Of everyone though Yamcha was having the roughest time. Puar stared at him in horror knowing that he would lose it. Grinding his teeth he let out a growl. "I already know you're together but do I really have to have this as a reminder? Why do I have to listen to this?" He was shaking with anger.
"I know this must be difficult for you Yamcha, but sorry you are disqualified."
"I'm what?"
"You were asked to ignore the Briefs family. You failed to do so and are now out of the game."
"I didn't care about this stupid tournament to begin with" he fumed leaving the stage. Puar stared at Yamcha's retreating back before calling out, "I don't want to stay without Yamcha! I give up!" She quickly fled after him.
Minutes later Bulma and Vegeta returned with disheveled clothing.
"Hey, where's Yamcha?" Bulma asked.
AN: I was gonna make this longer but since I wanted to upload the chapter today I cut it. I need to stop being so lazy *slaps face*
