Thunk! I was knocked over by a flying crimsonette. Fortunately, this time my spine stayed intact. I slowly rise up the ground, twitching occasionally due to torn muscle ligaments, but I can pass that of a wincing, so I put a grimace on my face to add to the facade. I turn to ask Pyrrha if she is alright, but she just screams.
"YOU'RE DEAD!," she cries out, wide eyed and pointing, and shakily backing away from me. She looks like she's seen a ghost.
"Uhh, no? He looks alive to me," Ruby adds, a confused expression on her face.
Nora's friend in green sighs, shaking his head, "This discussion literally just happened, seconds ago."
Pyrrha, having taken to hiding behind one of the pedestals that I could now see held what appeared to be large chess pieces, called out,
"I saw it! I saw it with my own eyes!" Pyrrha cried out, hysterically.
The only other guy present walked over to me, setting a hand on my shoulder.
"Your partner is a wack-job. Welcome to the club, and good luck," he removed his hand from my shoulder, and walked over to the pedestals, taking a gold cylinder thing, a rook I think it was called. A cursory glance showed that it was the same type of piece that Nora had taken.
I had no idea if the chosen piece was relevant, so I just grabbed the last remaining rook, a black one, stuffing it in my hoodie pocket.
I turn around at the sound of a loud Thump. There, in the exact spot I had been standing moments prior, was Weiss, the hilarious grumpy white girl. Without anything to break her fall from who-knows-where, she landed hard. She lies there, clearly dazed, so I walk over to her, and offer my hand.

When she finally shakes off her daze enough to look at me, she turns even paler than she already was, and screams.
"YOU'RE DEAD!" Ugh. This is going to be a recurring thing isn't it? I look over to the guy in green to see him shaking his head and looking at me with pity. Once I get his name, this guy is going to be my friend.
"Well, hello to you too," I say, watching her shake and point as she crawls backwards as fast as she can. At about fifteen feet away, she stands up and runs behind one of the pedestals, swiping the last relic on the way.
"AHHH!" Two feminine voices cry in fear behind a pillar.
"Guys, we have a problem," The still unnamed girl with a black bow calls, drawing out attention to the direction she is pointing at.
"Oh. Right," I say, to which one or two of the people gathered may have sweat-dropped at. I forgot about the giant grimm scorpion thing. Squawk! I look up, and see a giant grimm bird circling, and projectile launching razor sharp feathers. This is going to be difficult. Luckily, I know the perfect course of action.
"Run!" I shout. I don't know which way I'm going, but I doubt that I'm the fastest one here. I'll follow the fastest runners wherever they go, and hope someone can come up with a plan, because I am the least qualified person here to be planning an attack.
The main group takes off running, with Pyrrha and Weiss not coming closer to me than a range of twenty feet.
We run for several minutes, and I actually manage to keep up, though primarily due to my inability to get tired. Still, this is a fast bunch. More large grey ruins appear in our path, and by large, I mean gigantic with an even larger bottomless pit around and under it. 'How the hell did I not see this?' I wonder, as we rapidly approach the ruins. The giant grimm bird launches more feathers at us, so we hide behind the stone of the ruins until the rain of death stops.

The grimm scorpion is rapidly growing closer, so we are forced to leave the safety of the ruin's arches, and make a run for the bridge, even faster than before. This proves to be too much for my already damaged muscles, so one RIIIP and a stumble later, I fall into a crevice in the ground. Immobilized and unable to fight back, I close my eyes, and wait. The scorpion grows closer, and closer, then... farther? I open my eyes. Still here. I sit up and look around. THe scorpion appeared to have just walked over me in favor of chasing the other students. The giant grimm bird flies low, crashing through the bridge, destroying it, dividing the group, and cutting off Nora's, Pyrrha's, and the guy in green's rout of escape.
What I did next was stupid, even by my standards. When my leg muscle reattached enough for me to stand up, I ran at the raised appendage with the stingere and jumped, grabbing on. The monster scorpion ceased its forward direction of travel in favor of attempting to fling me off of it. Each wave of the stinger appendage brought me further up, until I was holding on to the stinger itself. 'Great idea genius, now what?' I think to my self. The scorpion is waving itself around to chaotically for me to draw my sword and attack, so I do the only thing that comes naturally, for me anyway. Crunch! Screech! I bite deeply into the joint that attaches the stinger to the rest of the appendage, drawing screams of pain from the scorpion.

My rating of this meal? 3 out of 10. The food was a 6, tasting like a smoked, overcooked steak. The service however, was terrible.
The grimm scorpion evidently didn't appreciate me taking a bit out of it, and therefore flung me off, with me coincidentally landing next to the guy in green, who was shooting at the scorpion's new injury with dual green pistols, causing it to break off. As it fell, I had an idea. "Nora, nail it!" shouted, picturing a nail being driven in with a hammer. Nora held an ecstatic expression as she readied her hammer, but her eyes glared at me with a considerable amount of suspicion and distrust. She jumped and propelled herself up with the help of her grenades, and launched herself down, perfectly hitting the dis-attached stinger that had somehow stayed upright, driving it into the center of the scorpion grimm, immediately killing it. A quick glance around showed Pyrrha badly hiding from me behind a rock, and Ruby, running up the side of a cliff, and decapitating the giant bird grimm.
I cup my hands around my mouth, and yell as loud as I can, "You win, that was awesome."

Author note: Hi! Sorry, but I have no idea what I'm doing or where I'm going with this.