I made a big blunder I confused the dueling club with happening in first year sorry. Won't happen again, well it probably will but I will still instead I'm replacing the promised duel with quidditch and Kate Upton. Just joking about Kate Upton but there is Quidditch
"Oh hell yes" Chazz whooped as he screamed across Hogwarts grounds on his new hover bike, yeah you got that right Chazz had a hover bike and he loved it. It unlike brooms had a logical method of propulsion, airbags, parachutes and tons of other really bad ass features like the fact that it could go 120mph. However it had been a lot of work to get, the room relied upon the users mind for what they wanted so to make say a engine you had to know not just what it looked like on the outside but how it looked on the inside and more importantly how it worked. Finding the schematics had been grueling but was worth it. Harry was at his first quidditch practice and so Chazz was trying out his new hover bike. Hermione was convinced some massive conspiracy was afoot and was researching Nicholas Flamel with Johns help, he couldn't resist a good scheme. Chazz had also met Filch who he had struck a deal with, Chazz gave Filch peices of modern technology to take apart and filch would not get Chazz or his friends in trouble. This deal had allowed Ron Harry and Hermione time to run...straight into a three headed dog named fluffy.
Two days later and the search for Flamel had yielded no results. Chazz had an idea though.
"What about the room" he said.
Hermione's eyes lit up "that's a good idea we should go after curfew"
"Ooh little miss perfect, breaking the rules" Ron taunted. This earned him a swift kick to the shin from Hermione.
"Okay i'll get Elle and John-" Chazz was cut off by Ron "I don't see why you hang out with that Slytherin."
"Because not all Slytherins are bad just most" Chazz snapped back still making sure his voice contained an edge of humor.
"Alright, alright" Ron said "I just feel like he's planning something"
"He's always planning something" Chazz replied.
The six gathered outside the hallway to the room of requirement. "I need to know more about Nicholas Flamel" Chazz intoned while pacing. The door appeared as usual and they entered. Harry took charge upon seeing the massive pile of letters, books, newspapers, and magazines that were in rows before them. "Hermione, your on books, Ron letters, Elle, magazines, Chazz newspapers, I will compile smilier accounts, and John you will peice it together okay?" A Corus of "on it"'s filled the room as each moved to compleat their respective tasks. As it was Hermione found sixteen entries that seemed to deal with a Flamel that had enough information to use, Chazz found four, Elle two and the stack of letters collapsed on top of Ron. When they pieced it all together there was a huge problem the dates spanned over three hundred years, even for a wizard this was impossible. There was however a reference to an immortality giving philosophers stone rumored to be created by Flamel. This must have been what whoever broke into Gringots was looking for. After discovering this and compiling it in a folder in Chazz's iPad they dispersed to their respective dormitories. Halfway through the night Chazz heard a huge crash from the common room throwing on his jacket over his PJs and grabbing his wand he ran down stairs to find two twin red head girls cursing in front of a slide...a slide located where the stairs to the girls dorm normally was.
"Well fuck I thought transfiguration would work" said the girl on the left.
"Me too bro" said the, girl? Located on the right. "I can't figure out what went wrong"
Chazz put two and two together quite quickly for it being 2am, meaning he stared at the two for about 30seconds before whispering "Fred George, is that you?"
"Well-"
"-that would depend-"
"-upon whose asking." The twin replied
"It's me Chazz and would a sticking charm work" Chazz said hoping that his favorite spell could be of some use.
"Oh hi Chazz, and naw it's enchanted to resist magic otherwise we would have transfigured it by now, and you never saw us alright. George , it also could have been Fred replied.
"Saw what" Chazz said before turning in, he was far to tired to deal with the twins antics.
Chazz returned to his blissful sleep. The next day was the first quidditch match Gryffindor VS. Slytherin and Chazz had been picked to be this years commentator. It was going to be EPIC. After breakfast Chazz was called in to speak with professor Mcgonaggle about "proper announcing edict" "you must not bash any team even Slytherin, you may not bash the referee, you may not bash your own team, you may not hex any student, teacher, visitor or small animal, you may not attempt to blow up the quidditch pitch, you may not hit a bludger at a player, student, or teacher, you may not catch the golden snitch, you may not curse in any language including dead or made up languages, you may not threaten anyone with death, dismemberment, disembowlment, decapatation, assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a non deadly weapon-" she stopped at Chazz's raised hand. "Yes mr. Logan"
"Uh did all of this really happen?" He asked.
"Sadly"she replied "yes"
Chazz was suddenly a lot more worried. Nonetheless he made his way to the announcers podium and readied himself. As the stands filled he announced the teams. "Coming out the right door we have the golden lions, the pride of Hogwarts, the unconquerable beasts. The Gryffindors!" He roared to a deafening applause.
"And coming out the left doors we have the Slytherins" he turned to Minnie "no bashing see" she sighed this was going to be a long year.
"The Gryffindors are captained by the dashing, brilliant Oliver woods, and the Slytherins are captained by...one moment please...er...I appear to have forgotten his name so..the Slytherins are captained by the Slytherin captain." Mcgonagle had to admit that his particular style of insulting the Slytherins was not covered in her speech, and technically she couldn't do anything about it, she swore Charles Logan was going to drive her to drinking. "the captains are now shaking hands, or rather Oliver is attempting to shake hands while the Slytherin captain is attempting to crush Oliver's hand...rather unsuccessfully I might add in fact I didn't even know someone's face could turn that particular shade of purple" Chazz's next words were drowned out by the sound of laughter as even the Slytherins had to laugh at Chazz's brutally honest it slightly biased commentary.
"And now there off Angelina one of Gryffindors finest chasers a living bolt of scarlet has the ball now it's to Katie Bell and...it's a goal! Now the ball, yes I know it has another name I just can't pronounce it, anyways the ball is in the Slytherins possession specifically that of...huh guess I forgot her name too, oh well doesn't matter because Alica of Gryffindor has possessio- no wait she doesn't Angelina does and she dropped it now...would you believe that I forgot the entire Slytherin teams names and he scores Gryffindors glorious golden lions and the slytherins are tied." At this point Mcgonagle decided she couldn't win and joined the rest of the stadium in laughter.
"Wait that's a foul two of the Slytherin chasers knocked Alica of her broom...and now the big stocky one got hit by two bludgers at the same time, that must hurt, now I feel would be a good idea to mention the fact that I find it insane to hit large cast iron balls at fellow students, and Gryffindor scores with the snakes now losing by-" Chazz's words were cut off when a bludger was aimed at his face, Chazz however was quite adept at ducking so instead it hit, and knocked professor Sprout out.
"Well that was uncalled for. And hey Gryffindor gets two penalty shots and beater number 1 is removed from the game this puts Gryfindor ad an advantage as even missing a player they are still invincible, and as if to demonstrate my point Gryffindor is up by twenty as both Angelina and Katie put one away, muggle term I mean they scored, sorry for the slang folks I still haven't been brainwashed to praising Merlin's pants yet, also I'm pretty sure Merlin didn't even wear pants and...uhh is anyone else seeing what's going on with Harry's broom? It's jinxed or at least looks like it, hopefully someone can get a counter curse going- and in a spectacular foul the seeker for Slytherin just punched Oliver wood and knocked him off his broom, of course he managed to destabilize himse- OH DEAR GOD THE STANDS ARE ON FIRE!" This last bit was screamed as Chazz noticed the flames coming off of Snape's the fire was quickly extinguished.
Just in time for Chazz to notice. "Harry's caught it, he's caught, er well more like swallowed the snitch Gryffindor wins!
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