Baby Momma had just finished, and everyone was taking a break, talking, making out, or going to the bathroom. Rouge, Blaze, and Sasha were sitting in a corner, laughing at Amy's misery. Amy was sandwiched between Sonic and Solstice, and she couldn't go anywhere without Sonic being there too. Solstice was smirking due to how paranoid Sonic was being, Amy was starting to get really annoyed about Sonic stalking her, and Sonic was glaring daggers at Solstice over Amy's head. Finally, Amy stood up slowly, walked calmly to the kitchen, and rapidly sprinted towards Shadow, hiding behind his back. "Make Sonic stop stalking me," she whispered into his ear. Shadow sighed, and without turning around, seized Sonic by the tail, and took him outside Rouge's house. Rouge, Sasha, and Blaze watched Shadow walking towards the door, and burst into laughter. Amy walked towards them sans Sonic or Solstice, filled with relief. "I never thought that having Sonic stalk me would be extremely annoying. Now I know why he didn't like it when I did it!" They all erupted into giggles, but stopped the moment Shadow ripped the door open, grabbed Solstice, and ran outside, Sonic walking calmly in a couple seconds later. "Sonic, what did you tell Shadow," Amy asked suspiciously. "Oh nothing, nothing" he said, his voice filled with satisfaction.

MEANWHILE WITH SHADOW AND SOLSTICE . . .

"What the fuck are you trying to do," Shadow asked to Solstice at an unknown location.

"What are you talking about," Solstice asked.

"A little birdy told me that you're trying to get laid before you leave, and the girl you chose is Amy."

"Well I have to admit that she's pretty hot and-" BAM! Punch in the face.

"Guess what? Amy is basically a little sister to me. And guess what else? She is basically clueless about anything and everything, and I do not want her heart broken because she was used by a pervert who's only looking for a one-night-stand. Guess who I'm talking about." Before Solstice could reply, another punch to the face was delivered. And another. And another. Followed by a punch to the gut, a kick in the back, and a Chaos Spear to the you-know-where. In other words, the day ended pretty painfully for Solstice. Let's look back:

· Little kids shooting/kicking/punching him in the you-know-where just for fun.

· Teenage girls attacking him for being a bad boyfriend.

· One teenage girl's boyfriend, brother, father, and their friends beating him up for trying to attack her.

· Getting attacked by mothers and mall police for trying to use a little kid to stand up.

· And finally, getting beat up by Shadow. Enough said.

When Shadow came back, thoroughly satisfied, Blaze hugged him tightly. "You are probably among the sweetest guys I know. You're not even blood-related to Amy and really have no reason to beat the living daylights out of Solstice, but you still do for Amy. I can't even imagine what you would do for me." And then she kissed him, while Mocha and Cheese lighted some illegal fire crackers from Canada around them. All the girls "AWW" while this happened. After that was done, Shadow asked, "So, did I miss much?"

"Not really, we just watched Harry Potter while you were gone. Poor Cream though, that movie scared the everything out of her. I don't think she's going to let go of Tails for a while. . ." Blaze looked over at Cream, wide-eyed in terror, clinging onto Tails with all her might. "Those terrible, terrible mermaids . . . ," Cream said while twitching uncontrollably. Tails attempted to get out of her hands, but her death grip only tightened.

"Hey guys," Solar said while walking in.

"Dude, what took you so long," Sonic asked while eating a chili dog.

"Well I was getting something when my 'Solstice is going to be in extreme pain soon' alarm went off, so I got a video camera and basically taped all of Shadow beating him up. Do you mind Shadow?"

"Actually, I want to see what I did to the bastard. I like to look back at my work and review so that I can do a better job if there is a next time."

The video was put into the VCR, and everyone sat down and watched it. It lasted for about two hours, and the whole two hours were highly amusing. Everybody's least favorite hedgehog was getting beaten up multiple times each in a different way, and the video was so funny, it even managed to temporarily relieve Cream of her fear of mermaids. Temporarily.

While it was streaming, Amy decided to sit next to Rouge and Knuckles instead of Sonic (even though they were making out obnoxiously and it was kind of gross) because of the little . . . incident that had happened earlier. She started nodding off, when suddenly a blue streak picked her up, and started running. She would have screamed with exhilaration, but she was too tired. Once they stopped, she almost went flying, if he weren't holding onto her so tightly, keeping her safe.

Sonic knew that this might be his only chance to say what was on his mind before anything between the two changed, so while he was running he was fixing his thoughts. By the time he got to the beach though, he still hadn't organized his thoughts. He started talking with his back to Amy, "Amy. . . Honestly, I don't know what to say. I mean, I know what I want to say, but I don't know how to say it, or how you're going to respond to it. I know you really like, me and, well, I, I, I . . . damn it, why is this so hard to say! Why is it so fucking hard to say that I love you!" Thirty seconds later, he still hadn't had a response. He turned around. Amy was sleeping. So basically, after all that hard work, he managed to tell her the words that she wanted to hear the most . . . while she was asleep and couldn't hear him. Sonic sighed, and just ran Amy to Rouge's house.


Ok, I'm out of gas. That's pretty much the last chapter being posted for a while. Don't you feel bad for Sonic? I don't, because it gets better for him. But you'll find out later. Until then. . .

KRZR24, signing out!