Kiddy Grade and Twilight AU

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)

"Ec…lair?" Lumiere asked staring at her 'sister' confused when the girl finally reappeared at the 'house' that Esme was going to be decorating for the E.S. members with two teens in tow. One was a rather tall and lanky but muscled boy, the other was a slightly older and tall woman with lithe but strong looking muscles. They both were tanned and looked like natives of the Reservation that Eclipse had mentioned was in a nearby town called Push or something like that.

"Well there's a lot of mystic bullshit around here." Éclair said dryly as she walked in, causing all of the E.S. members to stare at her while Dvergr stepped over to her with a cup of warm coco in her hands and a worried look on her face.

"Thanks Dvergr but I'm fine. I was just being overly sensitive aga-" Éclair began with a thankful smile towards the pink haired woman who gave her a stern look.

"If you finish that sentence I'm going to kick Tweedledum's ass myself and throw you into therapy sessions." Dvergr said flatly and earning a wince from Tweedledum who seemed to have a few bruises on him already. The others certainly were not happy with him setting off Éclair like he had.

"Alv your mom is trying to adopt me again." Éclair called to the only E.S. member not in the room at the moment.

"Mom stop trying to adopt Éclair! She's old enough to be your grandma and we all know it! I don't need a sister!" Alv shouted from the kitchen, earning snickers from the rest of the E.S. Members since this was a common thing to happen. Dvergr was a bit more motherly around everyone when they were at home or were alone, but mostly only to the younger ones like Viola and Cesario, or to Éclair when she had one of her bad days.

"Heaven help me if I did adopt her. It'd be just like if I had twins." Dvergr said rolling her eyes at the girls antics and earning a grin from Éclair.

"You wouldn't be able to stay that small if you did have twins. Especially ones that are mine and Alv's size." Éclair said causing Dvergr to give her a look and push the mug of hot chocolate into her hand.

"My height has nothing to do with having children. Now shut up and drink your coco." Dvergr said earning a snicker from Éclair while Alv cackled from in the kitchen.

"I wasn't talking about your height. Thanks." Éclair said throwing the entire steaming cup of chocolatey goodness back like it was a shot glass.

"She was talking about how you'd be feeding us when we were newborns." Alv called causing Dvergr's eyes to widen and her face to flame pink as she covered her chest with her arms. Un-oh was hooting in laughter and the rest of them looked either amused at Dvergr's blush or were bright red themselves in embarrassment.

Éclair nearly choked on her chocolate as she tried not to laugh, causing the female teen that had followed her home to pat her on the back worried.

"I meant her hips would be wider! For once Alv is the one with the dirtiest mind!" Éclair said after clearing her airway, grinning but bright red in the face as well.

"There is nothing wrong with my hips or my chest thank you!" Dvergr said embarrassed and glaring at Éclair since Alv was, wisely, hiding out in the kitchen it seemed.

"No there isn't. You're perfect the way you are Dvergr. I just meant that you don't look like you had to push out a kid with how small your hips are, and they wouldn't have been able to stay that small if you had twins. Especially if those twins were mine and Alv's sides cause we're a bit bigger than you are now, so we were probably a bit bigger than normal as babies." Éclair said smiling softly at the pink haired woman who relaxed a bit and blushes slightly at being told that she was perfect the way she was.

"Oh trust me it took a while to shed the baby weight from having Alv and she was a good sized baby. Seven pounds and two ounces, and a good foot and nine inches long." Dvergr said although her voice was more fond than anything.

"Mom stop showing my baby pictures!" Alv called from the kitchen still and causing Dvergr to roll her eyes but her lips twitched upwards a bit.

"I'm not. So who are your friends Éclair?" Dvergr said looking towards the two tall teens behind Éclair who were just kind of standing their awkwardly.

"I found em in the woods and they followed me home. Can I keep them?" Éclair asked grinning as she threw an arm around Leah and Seth.

"Éclair please tell me you did not kidnap random people again because you think they needed your help?" Lumiere asked sighing as she pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Nope! Went to blow off steam, was attacked by some people that can turn into wolves. They thought I was a vampire and wanted to try and kill me." Éclair said and she looked far more amused than she should as she said that and causing all of them to stare at her for a moment.

"A bunch of teenage wolves… wanted to try and kill… you of all people." Eclipse repeatedly slowly, earning a nod from Éclair and just like that the entire household burst out into loud laughter.

"Delusional weren't they?" Sinistra asked after he finally calmed down. There was no way a bunch of half grown wolf pups would have been able to take down Éclair of all people.

"Not all of them. After all they had this beauty with them, and her brother here too." Éclair said throwing an arm around Leah and hugging the taller girl close for a quick minute.

"Aww looks like Éclair has a crush on a wolf girl. Should we get you a dog collar for her?" Alv asked finally leaving the kitchen with a just barely cooked steak that she set on the table for Éclair. Only the outside was done, the inside was completely raw. Just the way Éclair liked her steaks, especially after a bad day.

"Up yours Elfie. Turns out that your pixie is a veggie vampire." Éclair said poking her tongue out at Alv who blushes again.

"She's not my pixie and stop saying that in front of mom!" Alv yelled her face as pink as her mothers hair.

"You do realize that I can tell when you have a crush on someone right? I'm your mother, I'm supposed to notice these things." Dvergr said dryly as she looked at her daughter amused.
"She thought it was hilarious when you had that huge crush on Éclair a couple of years back. She kept having to hide out in my office and laugh at how lovestruck you were or coo over how cute of a couple you two would have made." Eclipse said snickering and earning a betrayed look from Dvergr.

"Traitor. You're sleeping on the couch tonight." Dvergr said making Eclipse to look shocked and then horrified at the thought while Alv's eyes narrowed dangerously.

"And why would you two be sleeping in the same room, much less the same bed?" Alv asked with her voice a bit of a growl as she glared at the blond chief who gave her a sheepish grin.

Eclipse and Dvergr might have said something tactful and soft to diffuse the blue haired womans temper… they might have but Éclair opened her big mouth first.

"Oh please Alv. They've been sleeping together ever since you were two. You used to call Eclipse mama when you were little up until you were like seven."