Voldy and the Rat 7

Heather O'Malley

Characters owned by JKR.

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Hey kids, time for another episode of Voldy and the Rat...

"Its Voldy and the Rat, its Voldy and the Rat. Once is a genius the other a prat..."

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, Trewlaney is better than television.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, Harry does look some much more manly with pierced nipples and a Prince Albert.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, twincest is best relatively speaking.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, naked Quidditch is a lot of fun to watch.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, Barty Crouch Jr. does have a strange licking thing, but he is so good at it.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, beat poetry sounds so much nicer if you use a club.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, Draco does look adorable dressed like a little girl. The pigtails are very cute.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, Umbridge work very well in the toad chorus.

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"It's Voldy.. it's Voldy and the Rat, rat, rat, rat Rat!"