Author's note:

Hi! I'm really happy that you guys found these one-shots funny! That's their purpose :3

Summary: Sending Jack to school did not go as expected..


"I'm probably getting a big fail on Health and Safety in school." Jack mumbled low as he entered the dark lair that he now shared with Pitch. The Nightmare king exited the shadow he'd been waiting for the teen in, walking over to Jack with a small smirk on his face.

"And why is that now?" he asked softly, his voice as smooth as ever.

"Well, we kind of had this test today.." Jack started, pausing as he rolled his eyes to the memory. Pitch nodded for him to continue.

"And there was this question, 'In case of a fire, which steps would you take?', right?" Jack continued. Pitch nodded again.

"Apparently, 'Fucking gigantic ones' was the wrong answer."


Author's note:

Well, not something I'd personally write on a test but oh well, I like Jack's logic x)

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