I don't own Danny Phantom or any of the character with the exception of female Danny. The rest of the characters are doing a life sentence to their owners without the chance of parole. I also don't own the lyrics to the song I used in the fanfic chapter. They belong to their original owner. Enjoy part 7 of Danny 1/2.
Danny woke up the next morning, and as much as he wanted to hold a grudge against his mother he couldn't.
'She doesn't know that I am also half girl as well. But while I can't hold a grudge against her, I am stuck with Vlad for the next summer, not to mention mom thinks my girl half is a pure ghost! Could this get any worse?' Danny thought to himself only for his mother to come in.
"Danny I know you are upset with me, but this is for the best. I don't want you to have any contact with that girl anymore, and you are to report home right away for the next month!" Maddie said only to get the ice treatment from Danny.
"Come on Danny, say something to me please?" Maddie begged only for Danny to go into his bathroom, and begin his personal hygiene.
In about fifteen minutes Danny goes downstairs, eats his breakfast, and walks out the door without saying a word. Jazz seeing her little brother pissed off runs off after her brother leaving Maddie frowning.
"I don't get it, ever since a couple of months ago Danny, and Jazz have become even closer then before. But now it seems that they count on each other more then us." Maddie said with a sad tone.
Maddie then went on to say "Why are those two so upset with me? Danny won't even speak to me anymore, and Jazz gives me very few words if any."
"Well you did go, and wreak her house which I am surprised she was able to buy. Not to mention drag Danny away from a girl he really liked." Jack said out of character.
"I just hope the kids will get over their grudge soon. I don't like it when they give me the ice treatment." Maddie said in a sad tone.
Between Fenton works and Casper High
"Little bro, I am just as mad at mom as you are, but you can't let it piss you off to the degree that you let it affect your whole day." Jazz said.
"I could have accepted not being able to live with you in Paris, but having me go to that fruit loop's house next summer? That I will not have! I would sooner be Klemper's friend then allow that!" Danny said still pissed.
"Wow Danny if I didn't hate Vlad as much as you I would say that was harsh." Jazz said to her brother.
"Well Mom, and Dad heard me tell him that I would rather be banished to the ghost zone with Ember as my girlfriend instead of spending anytime with him." Danny added
"Wow Danny that is harsh even for you." Danny heard a voice say.
Danny then looked behind him and saw Sam and Tucker walking up to him.
"Hey Tucker, Sam, how was your vacation?" Danny asked.
"It was alright, until my mother came and wreaked my way out of Amity. Not to mention she is going to have me stay with my cheese head arch enemy next summer!" Danny hissed.
'Sorry Danny but there was no way I was going to lose my best friend because he was holding a grudge against me. Now time for a prank of Danny.' Sam thought to herself.
Hey Danny, think fast!" Sam said throwing cold water at Danny. However, Danny couldn't go intangible in time, and as a result he turned into his female form.
"Wow so it really wasn't a joke. Danny does turn into a girl with cold water. So dude could you do me a favor and pose as my girlfriend?" Tucker said only to get three cold glares.
"Please tell me you have some hot water, because I am starting to fell cramps." Danny said feeling the pain.
"Oh no this isn't good Danny, if it starts now you are stuck like this for a week." Jazz said worried.
"I only have hot soda will that do?" Tucker asked.
Danny then ran into an ally, made a clone of herself, and splashed the clone just before it was too late. When both Danny's came back out, Sam, and Tucker were confused.
"I will explain it later, but for the next week I am stuck as a girl, and this clone will have to pose as male me." Danny said as she walked to school.
When both Danny's, Jazz, Sam, and Tucker came in the school the boys who would normal give cat calls to Paulina were giving them to girl Danny.
'Wow that girl is hot. She makes Paulina look like Sam in comparasion. I better bag her before someone else does.' Dash thought to himself as he walked over to girl Danny.
"They there good looking, I am Dash. Dash Baxter. That is DB as in dangerously banging!" Dash said causing girl Danny's skin to crawl.
'Gross Dash is hitting on me now. I can't believe I am thinking this, but even Vlad hitting on me is an improvement.' Female Danny thought to herself.
"I think you should you meant DB as in dumb Blond!" Girl Danny said causing everyone to laugh include Male Danny.
"No one gave you the right to laugh Fenton! I am going to pound you into..." Before Dash could wail on Danny's clone, Girl Danny kicked him in the knee.
"If you were trying to get with me, picking on my Fenton is a major turn off for me! I hate bullies with a passion! Besides I find Fenton, and Foley far more attractive then you!" Female Danny said winking at Tucker which caused the blond jock to gasp.
'Thanks dude I owe you two. The look on Dash's face when you said that was priceless.' Tucker thought to himself as Paulina came into the hallway.
"Hey I remember you, I met you a few months ago, and I see you still like wearing Fenton's clothes which are too small for your frame. If you want I could give you some clothes that are too big for me." Paulina said trying to be nice.
"I don't think so Paulina, Danny will be using my clothes not yours!" Sam hissed.
"Please the girl doesn't need to be looking like a Goth freak like you!" Paulina said back.
"Paulina's right Sam, But not on the freak part. All your clothes fit you which means they are way to small for me." Danny said causing Sam to fume.
"I don't see why you hang with those four, you should hang with people popular, and beautiful like yourself and me." Paulina said trying to recruit female Danny.
Danny then walked off with Paulina leaving a pissed of Sam, and confused Tucker, and a calm Jazz.
"I can't believe it, how could he chose her over me!" Sam hissed.
"Keep it down Sam, we can't give away Danny's secret. Besides after what you did to Danny I don't blame her!" Jazz said dryly.
"What did I do to her?" Sam asked.
"I will refresh your memory Sam. When I asked you out, you completely dissed me saying you couldn't handle being with me because of my condition! Oh, and guess what, the original me is still pissed off at you for that!" Clone Male Danny said shocking Sam.
"If I was in Danny's shoes Sam, I would be hurt too. I mean getting dissed by one of my only real friends has got to sting." Tucker said siding with Danny.
Ghost zone lover's rock
"So you finally decided to come back to me Kitten. Well it is about time." Johnny said with a smile on his face.
"Come anywhere near me, and I will banish you, and have you stay gone. I didn't forget what you did to me over the summer! I will never forgive you for that! Now if you would have left me alone, and let me enjoy my summer I might have reconsidered, but now it is over for good!" Kitty hissed.
"So you are going to try and get with that female version of the runt? That is it! Shadow attack, Rip that bitch to pieces!" Johnny said as she watched this shadow sprang to life.
Kitty charged up her hands and fired the brightest energy blast she could which stunned Johnny's Shadow. While his Shadow wasn't looking Kitty grabbed it, and threw it right back to Johnny. Johnny's shadow already weak from the bright energy blast retracted by into it's owner, leaving Johnny at the mercy of a very angry Kitty.
"Please Kitten don't banish me. I want to enjoy the rest of my afterlife in this reality not your feminist reality!" Johnny pleaded.
"I am going to say this one last time. Stay away from me, and leave both Danny's male and Female alone! If I find out you did or even tried to do anything to them, I will banish you!" Kitty hissed as she flew away from lover's rock for the last time.
'Oh that is it, when I am through with Female Danny, she will be on her knees making me feel great!' Johnny thought to himself as his lover half began to grow.
Casper high mess hall
Both Danny's, Sam, Tucker, and Jazz all were looking for a table to sit at. Girl Danny instead of wearing her now too small boy clothes was wearing a pair of lavender pants that hugged her body like a glove, and a Lavender shirt that revealed a good amount of her cleavage. She had a lavender version of Jazz's Headband and of matching Lavender shoes. All in all every boy in the school couldn't take their eyes off of her.
"This is just wrong, I feel like a piece of meat." Female Danny said.
"Well if you would have went with what I had, the boys wouldn't be looking at you right now!" Sam said with a lot of hostility.
Sam then went on to say "You could have also brought yourself a bra Danny!"
"Sam my chest may be larger then most girls in this school, but unlike most who are well developed like myself, I don't sag! I chest stay up perfectly." Danny said back.
"Hello female Danny, why are you sitting with the unpopular people?" Paulina asked when she saw her new friend sitting with them.
"Maybe because unlike you, we are her friends? I won't let you turn my friend into a shallow witch like you!" Sam hissed.
"You know for someone who claims they aren't a snob, you sure are one Sam. I mean sure my friend doesn't hang with certain people she don't like, but at least she hangs out with more people then you! You snub everyone Sam! So if my friend is a snob, you are an even bigger one!" Star said.
"Ok point taken, but I would rather have three real friends that look out for me, then a mess of backstabbers!" Sam hissed back.
"Star thanks for defending me, but she isn't worth it. Besides with female Danny on our team, we can't lose this contest." Paulina said.
"Ah what contest?" Male Danny asked.
"If you must know, It is a talent contest. First prize winners get a six tickets to Paris. Since there will be three of us, when we win each take 2 tickets." Paulina said.
"Paulina that is all well and good, but we don't have anything ready for the routine. Besides, there are like twenty other teams competing for the prize." Star said.
Danny still sore at Sam decided it was time to get back at her so she went up to Paulina and said "I have a Dance I have been working on all summer. It is sure to get us the first place prize."
"Why don't you perform it for us right here. I want to see it." Paulina said.
"Danny come here please, While I know this routine by heart, I get embarrassed if I do it by myself.." Girl Danny said to her male clone.
'Normally I would say you were crazy Danny but go on little bro/sis express your newly gained girl half.' Jazz said smiling.
'Is he nuts? I could understand if he was doing this with his girl form by itself, but using his male form as well? Calm down Sam it may be a duel dance.' Sam thought to heself.
Male Danny then looked through the PDA, and found the song he was looking for. He then turned up the volume to the loudest setting and went with his creator to the center of the mess hall.
'Remember Danny you are in your female form so just do the dance like you practiced when you had some free time from Vlad.' Female Danny thought to herself as She and Male Danny did the same routine.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you, But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you, But I have to charge
"Ok my god, Is Fenton dancing to what I think he is dancing to?" Paulina asked in shock.
"Wow Fenton is dancing to Milkshake! I always thought that Fenton would end up with Sam, but I guess he is coming out the closet!" Dash said causing just about all the boys to laugh.
'Woah dude I know you have a curse where you change into a female, but for you to go this far with it? Tucker don't think like everyone else. Even though he is making himself look like a homosexual now he is still my best friend.' Tucker thought as the lyrics to the song continued.
I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds, The way I wind,
I think its time
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
'If this was a few months back I would never be doing this, but I never knew this how much fun this could be.' Danny thought to herself as she, and her male continued to do the milkshake dance while the lyrics continued to play.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge
However, before Danny could finish the routine Mr. Lancer came into the mess hall and began to regulate.
"Foley turn off that PDA! Male, and female Danny stop it now! That dance is totally not allowed here! If anything save it for the talent show!" Lancer said causing everyone but Sam, and Tucker to boo him.
"You could have let him finish Mr. Lancer, Fenton was showing that his Milkshake can bring all the boys to the yard!" Dash said trying hard but failing to hold in his laughter.
"Yeah you don't get entertainment like that often, and it is was liquid gold!" Mikey said.
"My Fenton I have to ask you, you aren't coming out of the closet on everyone are you?" Mr. Lancer asked.
"No I was just doing the dance routine with female Danny since she was embarrassed to do it alone. Also I am very secure about myself so I have no problem doing a female dance in front of everyone." Danny said with pride.
"Fenton, Danny, meet with me and Star After school so we can see the rest of that dance. I was liking what I was seeing. Paulina said sincerely.
"Sorry but both Danny's will be using this routine with me not you thank you!" Sam hissed causing everyone to gasp.
"Sam you hate talent shows you never enter them or even watch them." Tucker said.
"She is doing it, because she hate Paulina so much Tucker. She wants her to be without an act so she is trying to steal it!" Jazz whispered.
"Fenton, if you, and girl Danny perform with me and Star, I will go out on a date with you." Paulina said in a sexy tone.
Sadly for Paulina pink mist began to fill the mess hall and within moments Desiree made her appearance.
"Oh my god it is a ghost, everyone run for it!" Dash said screaming like a little girl.
Desiree ignoring everyone else just grabbed male, and female Danny then Disappeared.
"Oh my god male and female Danny were just kidnapped by that ghost!" Star said.
'Desiree I know why you did that, but you couldn't have chosen a worse time to come and defend your claim.' Jazz thought to herself.
Stage out.
So end chapter 7 of Danny one half. I apologize for the lack of Vlad in this chapter, but don't worry he will be in the next chapter and once again up to his old tricks. Also 9 times out of ten there won't be a pairing for this fanfic. If I do decide to do that, it will be in the final chapter of this story. R and R people
