Not much to say... Bleh.. Blah... Blargh!!... ... ... ... My sister's gonna be on soon so I better hurry up.


"Peach?!? What's gone??" Zelda asked, fearing for life.

Samus, Roy, Marth, and Link appeared beside her. Samus had her cannon ready, and the rest held their swords steadily.

".. My mom's necklace.. Someone took it..." Peach whimpered, tugging on Zelda's skirt. Zelda gently patted her head.

"Don't worry, we'll find it.." Zelda said softly. Peach sniffled and rubbed her eyes that were still wet.

"Really?" Link, Roy, Marth, and Samus asked. They gave her a look that told her that out of all their concerns in life, Peach's Mom's necklace was rated -102.

Zelda gave them a look that didn't say anything. It looked like she was so surprised at how cruel they were and she was ready to cry because of their harshness.. The funny part was the look was genuine.

"W-well, uh.. Of course we'll find Peach's Mom's necklace!" Roy said, with sudden inspiration.

"Yeah.. I guess we will.." Samus said half-heartedly.

"Okay." Marth muttered.

"We are?" Link hadn't had seen Zelda's look.

"Aren't we?" Zelda asked softly, giving him the same look.

"Wha?! I mean- Of course!!" Link cried.

Later...

"... Okay, thats it!! Why is this necklace so important?!" Roy asked.

"Because it was my mom's." Peach said.

"I know! But why can't she just buy another one?!" Roy cried.

"Because she died after I was born."

"O-oh.."

There was no more arguements after that.

"I guess someone did steal it." Zelda said, biting her lip.

Peach burst into tears.

"Ah!! I mean, we're still going to find it!!" Zelda cried.

Everyone gave a silent nod, signaling that they had to find it, even if they didn't want to.

Somewhere, there was a light chuckle. Everyone looked at eachother, confused. Who on earth would be chuckling at this moment??

Then came a giggle. Not a little girl's giggle. Maybe a school girl's giggle. But coming from a man.

Everyone stiffened.

"They're so cute!!" A chirpy voice laughed, "They didn't even know we stole that pretty little necklace!" A girl with curly brown hair that was short and messy smiled. She wore a pink school girl's outfit and was dangling a chain with a pendant stuck on it.

Peach cried out. "Wha-?! That's my mother's necklace! Give it back!!"

The girl purred. "Oh I'm sorry! I stole your mother's necklace, but why oh why should I give it back? I went through so much troulble, so I'll just keep it for awhile."

"Hurry up Iya." A low voice said. "I told you we should've done this the quick way. We wouldn't even have to fight then."

"Ooh come on Dark-kun! You have to admit this is fun!" The girl known as Iya said, pointing a manicured finger toward a shadow hidden in a corner.

Marth looked at everyone else to see their reactions. Link and Roy looked a bit determined, and Samus was itching in annoyance and itching for a fight. Zelda looked confused. Peach was fuming.

"Stop ignoring me and give back my mother's necklace you theives!!!" Peach screamed, stamping her foot.

Suddenly all three theives looked at Peach as if they had all suddenly forgot she had been there. (There are three theives, a preppy girl, a dark broody guy, and a giggly, creepy, scary guy.)

The preppy girl looked annoyed. "Shut up, your so loud." The girl hissed, pulling out a parasol.

Peach pouted angrily. Then she hissed. Never in her life had she been so rudely spoken to! (At least, not in front of her face) "Grr... I hate you!! I wish we were at school so I could go to the arena and make you sorry!!" Peach shrieked.

The dark guy smirked. "Oh. Your school wouldn't happen to be, Super Smash Bros. High, would it?" His voice was deep and penetrating. Peach was so angry she hardly noticed and thought he was teasing her.

"Well, of-" Samus smacked a hand over Peach's mouth. Marth, Roy, and Link widened their eyes. Zelda was still confused.

"We were supposed to kidnap them too, huh?" Iya asked, waggling her pink nails at them.

"Yes, after all, when you come from such a secluded school like that, the media will give anything, to have at least one student to interrogate." The dark guy said. The other guy giggled.

Marth figdeted. He nodded at Samus. She nodded back.

"Run." Marth said, grabbing Zelda bridal style and carrying her. Samus practically had to drag Peach, who was kicking and screaming, muffled though. Link and Roy ran as fast as their legs could carry them. But Roy had to work pretty hard to catch up with the others.

Samus was straining with Peach, and hissed in her ear to shut up. Which didn't help.

"Thdee tchook mmr mmmmersh nnklersh!!!" Peach 'said', struggling even harder now.

(Translations: "They took me lucky charms!" Peach 'said', struggling even harder now. XD I'm sorry! I had to do that! XD XD XD XD.

Real translations: "They took my mother's necklace!" Peach 'said', struggling even harder now.)

"Oh ho ho! Like we're gonna let you go like that!" Iya laughed, throwing what looked like, a balloon half filled with red stuff on the ground.

Samus knew she didn't have to worry because of her armour, and all she needed to do was turn on the filter. Then she got slammed on the back.

"Dammit!" Samus muttered, clicking off the safety switch on her cannon. She shot in a circle around her, then jumped. She heard a shot hit in midair and followed the sound. Then it occured to her that the balloon didn't have any poisonous fumes because they didn't want to kill them, and it wasn't anything to knock them out because they didn't have any breathing equitment with them, and it was only made as a cover so they could nab them with smoke everywhere.

Then it occured to her she didn't have Peach with her. "DAMMIT!!!"

Marth didn't have time to cover his face from the smoke, and he had to carry Zelda, who was VERY confused by now, and was whispering to him she could run fast on her own.

"Zelda-san, it's beyond urgent that we need to get away from here." He mumbled. "Not only because we could get injured, but mainly because we need to keep any information about SSBH as confidential as possible. We're not allowed to breathe a word about anything that happens there to anyone." He whispered back.

Suddenly, Zelda shoved herself away from him. Marth was stunned for a second before he realized there was someone next to him. A tall, giggling, someone.

Marth drew his sword as fast as he could and tried to make it collide with the giggling weirdo's shoulder, but the person seemed to flow, or glide away. Each time Marth swung, he missed. He tried striking the chest, head, arm. But the stupid giggly creep kept just giggling. He started getting frustrated, he would be happy with at least one hit! How was this creep still dodging?!

Then the stupid, weird, giggly guy struck Marth's arm with very sharp nails.

Marth groaned, blood was oozing out of four very deep holes on his shoulder. Marth's ego was hurt more though. He had let himself get frustrated and angry instead of trying to find an opening. He wanted to get up, but he was so tired by now. He managed to lift his arm, as if that was enough to cushion the next blow.

Zelda had been watching, but she knew if she entered the fight she'd just mess it up and get hit by Marth's sword, so when Marth had fallen, she jumped up and kicked the giggly guy with both feet on his back.

"Kyah!" She cried, when she fell back. And as it turned out, all she managed to do was make the giggle guy turn around and giggle. Yay. "U-um.. Um... If you really wanted to kidnap me, then you would need to have a weapon. Or! I could just go with you if you decide not to hurt anyone.. I mean- I'll never go with you or tell you anything about our school!" Unfortunately Zelda wasn't that good at stalling.

The creep hefted her over his shoulder like a sack of apples. Because apples taste better than potatoes.

Note: OH BY GOD!! WHY ON EARTH DO I ALWAYS END UP MAKING MY FICS SO DRAMATIC?!?!?!?! (If you're offended by my choice of words... Then there's nothing I can do...

"Gah.." Marth groaned again and rolled to his side. He noticed the giggly man wasn't paying attention to him. And he had his back turned to him. Marth smiled as he thrusted his sword in the giggly man's leg and cut it off. Screw chivalry.

FINALLY the giggly man stopped giggling. He growled at Marth instead before he fell down. Zelda slid off his shoulder and grabbed Marth and pulled him up, then she dragged him away from the giggly man that apparently could barely crawl.

Samus groaned. Now she had to find Peach and get away.

"Looking for this?" A voice asked, dripping with sickly sweetness laced in. The stupid Iya girl had Peach conveniently draped over her shoulder.

Samus bit her lip to keep herself from screaming in frustration. 'Damnitt, damnitt, damnitt, damnitt, damnitt.' She decided to use another kind of approach, try to stay calm and ask questions. But her brain was screaming: 'I SHOT HER!!! COME ON MY SHOTS ARE NOT WEAK!!!'

"Why are you doing this?" Samus asked. Taking a step forward.

Iya smirked. "We were ordered to. And we're also getting some cash from the media if we can get some info for them."

Samus breathed a sigh of relief in her mind. Okay, Iya's a talker. I think I can stall for a bit longer. "Who ordered you to?"

Iya grinned coyly. She wanted to tell them. To break their little hearts. "Oh a little someone dropped some info on us. That this girl," She lifted Peach a bit. "Was from that school. Then we heard you all talking. You speak so loud, we didn't know you all went to that school.. That girl only told us about her sister." Iya smiled wider.

'DAISY?!!' Samus imbloded. Samus quickly remembered to gasped, to show Iya she was surprised and to urge her to talk some more. 'Why the hell would she do that to her own sister?!?!?!' She mentally groaned. 'Jealous.'

"You're lying." Samus added a shake to her voice. To make Iya feel like she was in control.

Iya laughed. "You just don't want to believe that a sister could betray a sister. People do get like that though. Iya looked at Peach. "They look soo much alike. Why, I could mistake them for eachother! Poor poor little thing! Betrayal must hurt, huh?" Iya looked up with a smug look before she realized Samus wasn't standing there anymore. Samus was behind her and shot her in the back of the head with her cannon. Iya was now unconcious.

"Yep, especially when it comes around to bite you in the &#$" Samus muttered, hefting Peach over her shoulder and walking away.


Ha! Betcha thought I abandoned you already!! Nope. Not now.