"We need to get him out of there!" Sam says determined. The other three nod in agreement. "But how?" Brittany asks.
"We shake it," Sam declares with a glint in his eye.
"Uh..I...I.." Quinn stutters as Sam takes her by the hand and leads her to the dance floor. Brittany does the same to Santana and they start dancing and twirling around each other like they've been doing it together their entire lives. Sam smiles at Quinn and twirls her around. He danced with her and even encourages to twerk by doing it himself, earning him laughs from the girls. Quinn slowly gains confidence and is full blown twerking. Like seriously she's twerking so hard she could fly away. One last queef and she feels it. She grabs onto a table with a white knuckled grip and yells,"Oh god I'm giving birth. Kitty wants out and she wants out NOW!" Sam rushes toward her and helps her out of the restaurant and into the car with Brittany and Santana following closely behind.
*in hospital*
Quinn is lying screaming her head off while queefing and having a death grip on Sam's hand. "AGHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU KITTY" she screams at the top of her lungs. Her face resembles what she looks like when she has explosive diarrhea. Eyes clenched shut, teeth grinding together. Meanwhile the nurse, Salt-N-Pepa is encouraging her by yelling out the lyrics to her hit song, "Push it." Brittany and Santana dance provocatively and sing,"Push it. Ah. Push it real good!"
The doctor comes in. Turns out it's Paula Deen. "Alright y'all. Today we gon be learnin about child birth. You gon need yo butter. So you take that butter and slather that goodness all up on your vagina to provide a nice little delicious lube to make the baby pop out smoothly." Paula slathers on the butter and commands Kitty to come out. "Alright Kitty! Y'all can come out now!" Kitty slowly reaches out of her vagina and Quinn lets out a pterodactyl screech. Kitty rises out of her vagina like Selena Gomez rises out of the water in that one music video that I can't name. She finally gets out and farts. "Oh yeah I needed to get that one out," she tries to say, but her voice sounds raspy. "Fuck I just lost my voice by farting."
Kitty wipes the juices off her face and says enthusiastically,"What did I miss?!"
Sam looks at Kitty warily. "You're not gonna try to kill us again right?"
"Pft of course not. That was only in the Folly Games. No hard feelings ri-"
Kitty is cut off by a loud scream from Quinn.
"What the fuck bi-"
Quinn screams again and pants, "I think you accidentally turned something on when you came outta me."
"I think that may have been me cause that was strangely hot," Sam says.
Quinn groans,"no..I think a gun is on auto fire or something cause I feel...I feel something comin"
A big black dildo shoots out of Quinn's vagina and hits Brittany square in the noggin. Brittany's eyes roll to the back of her head and she slumps to the ground, passing out from the force of the impact. Santana gasps and gets to the floor and cradles Brittany in the arms. "I swear to God if Brittany dies from getting hit in the head by a big black dildo,I'm gonna fucking-"
She's cut off by another color dildo shooting out of Quinn's vagina. Quinn moans/screams. "There is a fucking dildo gun in my vagina and i need to turn it off." Quinn pants out.
"There was a dildo gun in the games? Damn I should've used that," Sam says.
"I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK JUST TURN THE GOD DAMN THING OFF," she screams as different color dildos shoot smoothly (cause of the butter) out of her, like a rainbow. "I think someone is gonna have to go back in there, find it, and turn it off," Kitty says anxiously.
After a moment of hesitation, Sam says,"I'll go."
Santana slaps Brittany's cheek and whimpers,"she has a pulse but she's out cold."
Quinn says,"I think I can help with that." And she burps her Mufasa lion king roar as the room shakes and things get knocked down. Brittany wakes up and gasps. "Let's go on that adventure inside her vag hole." Sam says determined. Sam, Brittany, Santana, and Kitty put their hands together and raise it up," to the vagina explorers!"
