Taichou Is Always Right

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or any of the characters, if I did I wouldn't be writing the crap Kubo is right now (oh harsh!) lol, the characters of Miyuki and Michelle belong to me and Rikako belongs to my sister… kind of haha!

A/N: I know it has been aaaaaagggggeeeeessss since I put the last chapter up but I've been distracted by life. Of course recent events in Bleach have made me determined to write more to this. I have actually stopped reading it. Not only because of what happened to Byakuya (seriously how could you Kubo?) but also because the arc just made no sense. Yeah sorry to moan but I need to vent. Anyway as far as I'm concerned that arc is just a really really bad fanfic… yes worse than this one haha! Anyway please enjoy, and forgive me for putting this off for so long! I'll try and update quicker from now on!

Chapter 7.

Taichou is a closet pervert.

Byakuya was woken from a pleasant dream involving him and the beautiful Miyuki by a paw suddenly being thrust into his mouth. His eyes shot open and he beheld Takara standing on his chest with one of her paws forcing its way further into his mouth. He lifted his arm and swatted at the cub, who made a gurgling purr type of sound, withdrew her paw and jumped off him before bounding away. Byakuya grunted as she leapt, then quickly got out of bed and headed to the bathroom where he spent half an hour brushing his teeth and rinsing his mouth out. It was not the first time the little tiger cub had woken him up, but this was the first time she'd decided to give him a dental check. Usually she just patted his cheek and mewled at him until he responded. He sighed and stared at his reflection. He did not look his usual well groomed self, but then again he never did in the morning. His hair was always all over the place. It would shock squad members to see him looking so... normal! He was not a morning person and this was reflected by the grumpy, half asleep look he currently wore. He shook his head and moved to the shower. He'd hunt down Takara afterwards and get her for waking him up from a great dream.

Miyuki woke to the sounds of Takara bounding into her room, stopping and then leaping onto her bed. She opened her eyes and was greeted to the sight of big bronze eyes staring back at her with affection. She smiled and reached out to the cub, petting her fondly as she sat up. Takara immediately took up position on her favourite person's lap and demanded attention. Miyuki was still stroking the cub when Byakuya suddenly walked into her room. She stared at him in shock for a moment before trying to pull the cover up to her chin, in an attempt to cover her assets. It was a futile attempt however as Takara clawed at the cover and held it down. Byakuya was standing there staring at Miyuki, an odd look covering his normally stoic face. The two shinigami were quiet for a few moments before Byakuya suddenly looked away.

"I'm sorry for bursting in like this. I was looking for Takara. I didn't realise this was your room. If I had known I would have knocked first instead of just bursting in." He appeared to be babbling and Miyuki couldn't help but smile at how handsome he looked when flustered. She was about to tell him not to worry about it when Takara decided she needed to be the centre of attention. She leapt upwards without warning and knocked Miyuki backwards. Miyuki ended up on her back with Takara on her chest purring with triumph. Byakuya instinctively rushed over to see if Miyuki was alright but, not knowing what was on the floor, slipped over on a cat toy and went flying onto the bed and onto Miyuki. Thankfully Takara had jumped out of the way before he hit.

The two humans made a grunting sound as they collided and were then frozen in place by shock. It was then that Michelle rushed in, after hearing Takara yowl as Byakuya fell on Miyuki. He saw Byakuya on Miyuki and quickly clamped his hand over his mouth to stop from laughing. Byakuya glared at him once the shock had passed and quickly sat up. He looked down at Miyuki.

"I apologise Hirohata, I did not mean to throw myself at you, not that I did, but it does appear to look as if I have." Miyuki simply blinked at him in surprise. She wasn't sure what to think, it seemed weird that she hadn't freaked out about it, in fact she'd quite liked the closeness of him.


A few hours later Byakuya was sitting at his desk, trying to focus on the paperwork in front of him. But his mind kept wandering back to what had happened earlier; he had actually been on top of Miyuki! How embarrassing, unprofessional and… and… thrilling, intoxicating and… passionate? Wait, what? How had it been passionate? Byakuya shook his head to try and clear it, but it didn't work. His imagination was too busy conjuring up extremely indecent, yet tempting, images of him and Miyuki. After a few seconds of these images conquering every corner of his mind he shot to his feet, grabbed his head and let out a loud yell. Unfortunately his yell brought Renji and, surprisingly Rukia, running into his office.

"Nii-sama what's wrong?" The short shinigami blurted out. Byakuya stood frozen for a moment before slowly lowering his hands from his head, looking at the two lower level shinigami standing before him in his office he cleared his throat and checked that his uniform was in perfect order before answering.

"Nothing" Rukia nodded then blinked; confused. Renji scratched his head. Whether that was from confusion or he just had an itch Byakuya didn't know, nor did he really care. Rukia opened her mouth to say something else, but stopped when Miyuki walked into the room.

Miyuki stopped in the doorway and stared at the shorter female currently standing between her and Byakuya's desk. The room was silent for a short while as the two women stared at one another. It was broken by Rukia suddenly smiling. Miyuki cringed. For some reason Rukia seemed to adore Miyuki. Miyuki did not return the sentiment, in fact she had, on numerous occasions, tried to get rid of the girl. It wasn't personal… she just hated Rukia.

Maybe it was her rather high class upbringing that caused this. Rukia had been accepted into the Kuchiki family even though she did not belong. The whole issue had caused a bit of a rift to form between the Hirohata and Kuchiki family. Miyuki usually didn't care, but her family had made her believe that the girl had somehow stolen something from her. Well that's what she had heard everyone say. She didn't really understand it. Rika did though, but she never told anyone anything useful (in Miyuki's opinion).

"Miyuki-chan! It's been so long! I heard you'd been moved into Nii-sama's squad but I didn't have the chance to come over sooner and see! This is so exciting! Now we can spend more time together!" Rukia had rushed over to Miyuki and was waving her hands emphatically. Miyuki simply stared at her and Byakuya got the distinct feeling that his brown haired beauty would rather spend a day with Kurotsuchi than time with his sister.

This possibly did not bode well for him. If Miyuki hated Rukia how could their relationship ever work? Wait… that was a little melodramatic, but maybe it would stop Miyuki from wanting to be with him. His mind was constantly running through scenario's of Miyuki rejecting him for various different flaws, but thankfully he was saved from the torment of these by Kenpachi rushing into the room, grabbing Miyuki by the waist, hoisting her over his shoulder (giving Byakuya a delightful view of her rump) and running full speed out of the room, yelling something about an emergency in 11th Squad. The room was once again silent as the three remaining people absorbed this information. Once the information had sunk in, Byakuya blinked and then yelled at an already long gone Kenpachi to hand his 3rd seat back.


Kenpachi paced the room frantically. Ikkaku and Yumichika watched him from their seats. Suddenly a door flew open and Byakuya rushed into the room looking pissed.

"Okay Zaraki I know she's here, now hand her over quietly!" Kenpachi was about to respond when Miyuki stepped out a door that Kenpachi had been pacing in front of.

"MIYUKI-CHAN! IS SHE OK? IS IT SERIOUS? TELL ME!" Byakuya stared in horror as the huge 11th squad captain shook Miyuki. He was about to rush over and stop the brute, when Yumichika calmly removed Miyuki from Kenpachi's grasp. Miyuki rocked on her feet for a full 10 seconds before she regained herself. She turned towards the three men in the room with her and smiled.

"Kenny-kun Yachiru-chan is perfectly fine. It's just a slight fever, I've put her to bed and put a damp cloth on her head, she'll be fine after she's rested. Maybe give her some soup for dinner, no sweets or anything like that until she's better. But really you should have asked Unohana-taichou to come over, not me" Kenny grabbed Miyuki in a crushing embrace as he thanked her. Yumichika held onto her once Kenpachi had released her.

"Sorry my darling, Taichou was just acting like a worried parent and you know Yachiru adores you. I don't know how anyone couldn't" he had slowly gotten closer to her as he spoke and the last part had been almost a whisper. But Byakuya heard it and he was seething. He made a mental note to obliterate Ayasegawa, then he processed the former part of the sentence. He glared at Kenpachi.

"You removed my 3rd seat from my barracks just to have her take a look at your pink haired menace? She is not a 4th squad member, she had work to do. You may not have her ever again!" With those words he marched over to Miyuki and dragged her away from Yumichika and out of the room.


Byakuya was silently cursing all of 11th squad as he marched Miyuki back to the barracks. He soon stopped when he heard Miyuki behind him.

"Ah Taichou you're hurting me" Byakuya immediately relinquished his grip on her arm and mumbled an apology while looking away. He felt awful for hurting her, he hadn't mean to. He was just so… frustrated! He could hardly ever get her alone and when he did he managed to mess things up, plus it seemed he had a rival in Ayasegawa, then there was the Rukia issue… wait… he abhorred Rikako, but that didn't stop him from wanting Miyuki… so… maybe he had a chance. He hoped to Hueco he did! He was snapped back to reality by Miyuki speaking once more.

"I forgive you Taichou. I know you came after me to make sure I was ok; it was very sweet of you. I'm sorry to have caused you trouble" With this she bowed low in apology. Byakuya rubbed the back of his neck slowly, feeling slightly embarrassed, but also fighting the urge to grab her and devour her lips. He was turning into a right pervert…

Miyuki straightened and smiled at him. Byakuya couldn't resist it any longer and reached out for her, he drew her close and hugged her tightly. Neither moved for a few moments until Byakuya, suddenly realising what he was doing, pulled back, blushed and flash stepped away. Miyuki was left standing there, a deep blush on her face as Mayuri galloped past her; the same random dog that had attacked him previously right on his heels. Miyuki ignored his cries for help and lost herself in her mass of jumbled thoughts.


A/N: Ah poor Byakuya, Love is a troublesome thing. Especially for him. Yeah the Mayuri bit was totally random, but I couldn't resist it. Yeah I do hate Rukia, a lot. So you may have to bare with that, I'll try to restrain myself from bashing her. A little. Anyway yay it's finally up! I'll try and get the next one up soonish! Pray that I do (if you're into that whole religion thing lol!)