LAST TIME ON STRUGGLERS IN THE CLUBXXX:
"DarlING IM COMING JUST WAIT!"
the former stripper had a good nose so she was able to sniff him out and entered the islyum's Torture Room with everyone running behidnh her. When she ran inside, she saw the ugliest Nun ever holding her darling!
her skin was white like she had rolled around in baking flour, she had dark black spots around her Eyes like she was severely insomoc, demon-like claws and piercing gold eyes.
"El...McNUN?!" screamerred zorome like a lil girl.
El McNùn had her 10-inch black demon claws wrapped around hiro's throat whom was being straddled in a chair by the Nun. The nun rubbed her crotch against hiro's who had tears in his eyeballs,
This demon was thirsty.
"GET UR DIRTY HANDS OFF MY DAWIN!" zero two growled!
('NOBODY WAS GETTING THAT DICK BEFORE SHE DID TONIGHT!')
"wait!" said zorome, pullin out a Nerf Gun out of his back pocket. It was sink water with """"Holy Salt""""" that he sprinkled into it. Papa sold it to him.
"i have holy water, i'll save hiro!" zorome said before he squirted the holy water spray gun. "don't try DEMON!"
sqqqquirt*
The water only moved 2 centimeters.
"g-god damm–"
The Nunturned to the la intrudersand SCREAMED at them, showing off her Pennywise-like shark teeth to the group. ...or what used to be the group since everyone ran off in fear except zero two and kokoro who was secretly taking down notes in her head so she could use El McNun's moves on mitsuru.
hopefully he still alive.
the nun made the portraits and chairs in the room move around like a tornado but Zero Two was unfazed. she easily dodged the chair that came flying to her head like the Sexy, Dangerous Goddess she was (Yum.)
Hiro gulped; afraid but also still horny. The Nun's fat and corpse-y pussy lips sitting on his crotch was making all his waste squish around in his boxers. he needed RELEASE!
but first he needed to survive this!
"its you vs me now bitch," spat zero two whose eyes were glowing LAVA RED now.
Zero Two lunged at the Nun at the same time as the ghost-demon did, both of them letting out a deep and deathly ROAR.
[static break]
Ryan: Today on buzzfeed unsolved was explore the Case of Romania's El Nun where it's said to islyum is said to be haunted by the nun from the 69th century.
Shane: 69? What was it a... *chuckles* half-islyum, half-brothel?
Ryan: *wheeze* i-iie, ('No', in japanese because Ryan is Asian) it's just a regular islyum.
anyway El Nûn was said to have died from a broken heart.
Shane: El Nun? so so she was Spanish, or something?
ryan: No, she was Jap. It's just...
Shane: El...
ryan and shane: looks at each other
silence*
Ryan: anyway it's said that she fell in love with a man named Hilo but he broke her hart by marrying another woman and she murdered Hilo and the women, then proceeded to kill herself.
Shane: i-...i thought she died from a broken hurt?
Ryan: yea, her heart was so broken she committed felony and committed sonic.
Shane: oh, that's... A shame.
shane: F.
Ryan: F.
Shane: maybe if she got dicked down she would've—
ryan: WHEEZE.
shane; don't intereupt me
shane: maybe *laughing* she would've chilled the heck out and got, u know, not stabby-stabby.
Ryan: STABBY STABBY.
ryan: *STILL LAUGHING*
[the ep moves on]
ryan: So, a group of el stupido teens went into the abanonded islyum - someone beat us to there, shane.
Shane: not like there's anything to see in the first place. * takes a sip of his shitty tea*
shane: so what happened there?
ryan: well...
[RESUME.]
EL MCNÚN VS ZERO TWO
as El Nun and Zero Two went at it, kokoro pulled out her flip-flop and started to record the intense battle. Godzilla sounds played in the background as zero tomb leapt onto the nun demon.
however, El nun opened its ugly mouth and let out a powerful yell that sent zero two flying back until she crashed into a wall. kokorroo was also thrown back by the powerful wind, the battery poppin out of her ATT (awful company by the way) and shatterin into little pieces against the wall beside zero two.
"oh noes :((" frowned kokoro. That was her whole celery for the month.
"guh!" Zero Two spat up some blood, or what looked like blood because it was actually the hot sauce she had with her crispy Taco Bell before she came here.
her hed was dizzy, but zero two climbed out of the wall unscathed. Kokoro held Kanye South close to her big Mamma bosom who star
t to latch onto her nipple.
"owwe," said kokoro. "dont hurt mama
Zero Two's finger nails grew 8 feet tall and her i's continued to glow vantared in rage like the Hulk (but sexier). her teeth slowly turned into vampire-like fangs.
"ganbatté, zero tsu!" cheered kokoroko as candy south suckled the fresh dairy milk out of her nipple. It made Kokoro moooooan.
(WHEEZE)
zero two pause. 'what was that?'
(THIS IS A FUCKIN PORNO!)
it was a... white man's voice.
(SHUT UP SHANE.)
(NO YOU, RYAN.)
'eh?' said kokoro who also noticed the voices that came out of nowhare.
while zero TWOOOOOOOOOO was distracted the NUN went thru her which made zero tu-tu-ruuuuu (mayuri voice) get knocked down by not from the weight but the STENCH the NUN had on her.
she smelled like a corpse covered in feces like the mysterious Goo from Futoshi's Nasty Patty back in chapter 4.
'e-EHHHH?" kokoro said
"Zero two quickly shook her head and stood back up looking around. "WHERE THAT D*CK STILLING HOE GO?!"
kokoro shrugged her shoulders
The Nun was... gone?!
zero two didn't care an dknew she had limited time so she ran to hiro to untie him from the chair. (Kinky)
"Hah... hah..." hiro said.
"Don't worry, darling. I've got you!" zero two cried. "you look so tired and flushed! did that Nun fuck you?"
Hiro was embarrassed. He didn't want to admit that he had been fapping the entire time his Not Girlfriend and that Ugly Demon was fighting because it was like rummaging through the Lesbian category on FranXXXHub dot com
so he lie.
"N-No, said Hiro. I was just holding in a fart and i finally got it out." he Smiled.
"Oh, darling. Don't talk kinky to me~" zero two giggled, feeling herself getting damp in her Lace Red Vanjí-chan's Secret G-Sting already.
*SNAP SNAP.*
* bones crackin *
"s-s-somethin's wrong with Kanye South!" kokoro CRIED.
Zero Two ignored her and got on top of Hiro, tying the ropes back on him.
"Z-Zero two?" hiro said nervously. Zero Two was getting undressed with a horny look in her eyes. wiiiiink.
"ZERO TWO-ChaN! HIRO-KUN! KANYE SOUTH IS ACTING WEIRD?!"
Zero Two looked to the side with a deadpan annoyed look, already butt naked with her plump peach ass and Sexy Anime Titties out. In between her legs, she was flowing with a water-like substance but it wasn't water. (hiro would soon find that out!)
"holy crap..." zero two said.
Kanye South's legs and arms were stretching out and snapping as they did so like in Annabelle in Annabelle: The Cre*tion. (censored for copywrite, sorry i don't wanna get sued). * snap , SNAP.* the baby was now at least 5 foot tall with his head on backwards. His eyes were pure Vantablack and he smiled eerily at them like The Joker or Babadook (2 stars on Rotten Tomato.)
Hiro wasn't paying attention to the demonic activity happening because he was too horny and hard for Zero Two. He was only thinking about how he wanted to eat out her Puss.
"I. Want. Him." Possessed kanye south said.
"your papa?" ask kokoro.
"NO!" kanye south ROARED and knocked kokoro back, sending her thru the windshield. *SMASH*
(glass shatterin)
"Oof. She's dead," said Zero Two. "well i can't have anyone interrupting my dick time so i guess i gotta fight you now."
Futoshi entered the room.
"Hey, sorry I ran out. That was wrong of watashi, so I came back—"
he saw zero two naked and took a thick GULP.
"y-y-you're..."
he then saw Kanye South possessed and let out ANOTHER gulp.
"kanye is a-a-a-"
"wow kanye already became 21 and zero two is butt naked! happy birthday to both of us let's pour some fuckin shots!" exclaimed Zorome who suddenly joined futoshi's side, starting to pull out more glass cups with questionable 2D girls on them.
One had a photo of the sexy red headed bitch from Guren Lasagana, satskui from K*ll La Ki"ll, Rikka's from Too-Many-S's-Gridman but it wasn't her full body just a close-up of her Thighs, and one of Zero Two in a skimpy rojo bikini.
"Wait is that me?" asked zero two.
Zorome blushed. "N-NO! SHE JSUT LOOKS LIKE YOU!"
"that looks a lot like my bikini from the Beach episode–"
"SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP."
"holy balls! Who taught Kanye that motherfuckin bad language! What a damn shame on Kokoro and Mitsuru!" yelled zorome.
Futoshi and Zero Two looked at him with a deadpan look like he was an idiot.
"Baka. He's a demon. he got possessed by that skank," said Ero two.
"holy... Well that's not good." said
Zorome.
"DUDE GET THE HOLY BLOOD!"
Zero Two rose her brow.
"OH RIGHT!"
"wat's the holy blood?"
Zorome rummaged thru her backpack, taking out a few stacks of Doujinshi with MILFs wrapped in tentacles on it. He also took out a few condoms and Cheetos our before he got to the small bottle of """""Holy Blood"""""" he bought off Craigslist.
"W3RN13RFR4NXX on craigslist sold this to me! if we make Kanye drink this he'll go back to normal!" said Code 666.
"wait where's krokoro?" asked futoshi in a question mark voice.
"not important let's get this demon so i can get this dick" said zero Twi.
"THAT. WONT. WORK. ON. ME. PEASANTS." said Kanye South demonically.
zero two rolled her eyes. "Yeah whatever! zorome. futoshi. Hold her down!"
"are u crazy BITCH?! I AINT TOUCHING THAT!"
"y-y-yeah kanye will definitely kill me for being a. deadbeat papa," said futoshi shivering .
zero two rolled her eyes AGAIN. Fuck, she'll do everything herself then!
"then sit back and watch."
Zero Two held the bottle in her head tightly. Inside was supposedly the blood of the Klaxosaur Princess from Klaxo Wars (an iconic movie) but zero two didn't know that. neither did Zorome know that he was actually just sold a bottle of Red Chilï Hot Sauce.
Hiro watched in heat.
Futoshi and Zorome were SHAKING as they peed their pants.
"let's get this bread," said zero two.
I don't wanna waste no time, yuh
You ain't got a one-track mind, yuh
Have it any way you like, yuh
And I can tell that you know I know how I want it
Ain't nobody else can relate
Boy, I like that you ain't afraid
Baby, lay me down and let's pray
I'm tellin' you the way I like it, how I want it
Kanye roared. last time it knocked Zero Out but this this she wasn't fazed. She ran up to Kanye with a ready look, bare boobs flying, and drop-kicked her in the face like Cardi B did to Nicki Minaj.
"OOF!" said kanye as he fell back down, heel in crushing into his eyeball.
And I can be all the things you told me not to be (Yuh)
When you try to come for me, I keep on flourishing (Yuh)
And he see the universe when I'm in company
It's all in me
"say 'ahhh', "darlin"."
Zero Two unscrewed the bottle and tilted it open, dripping the """"Klaxo Princess holy blood"""" intoher mouth.
You, you love it how I move you
You love it how I touch you
My one, when all is said and done
You'll believe God is a woman
And I, I feel it after midnight
A feelin' that you can't fight
My one, it lingers when we're done
You'll believe God is a woman
Kanye SHRILLED. Zero two smirked.
"the holy blood is working!" said futoshi and zorome unsionly.
This blood actually wouldn't have worked if Kanye South wasn't allergic to hot sauce. This caused El Nun to well up tears in his pure black eyes, causing his eyes to go back to normal and for his limbs to slowly grow back into a bebe.
Kanye was Kanye again and El Nun left his body. And Hiro and friends for good. Futoshi wiped off a sweat bead despite the fact that he hadn't contributed to the fight at all.
It lingers when we're done
You'll believe God is a woman
("God Is a Woman" is a song by American singer . It was released on July 13, 2018, as the second single from Grande's fourth studio album (2018). The song was written by Grande, , , Rickard Göransson and its producer . Sweetener is the fourth studio album by American singer Ariana Grande. It was released on August 17, 2018, through Republic Records. The album is the follow-up to her 2016 studio album, Dangerous Woman, and features guest appearances from Pharrell Williams, Nicki Minaj and Missy Elliott. Stream 'Sweetener' and 'God Is A Woman' today.)
kokroo stumbler back into the room, blood gushing from her head liek a Fruit Gusher and a tooth missing from her front tooth. Her eye was also black and she had a red mark on her face from where El Kanye Nun South had smacked her.
"my baby... is back to normal! " kokoro cries and took kanye south into her arms, huggling her. Kanye cooedthis time and not demonic liek luckily.
Hiro had came again from the battle.
Zoey returned to Hero with a smirk on her face. "no where were we."
outside there was a lot SHAKE. Japan was SHAKING!
"n-nani?!" yelled Zorome.
There was a huge furry leg outside the window. everyone felt a shiver go down their spine except Hirotwo who were already fucking and wasn't paying attention to shit.
The brown-colored furry leg went out of view as the leg it belonged to leaned down, a huge Eyeball taking up the window.
"B-BIGGUFUTTO?!" yelped futoshi.
Shane: that sounded like a bad fanfic.
Ryan: i mean... yeah, it's hard to believe any of that really happened. I mean 'holy blood' from the princess from Klaxo Wars? and then bigfoot just popped out of nowhere?
Shane: ryan, with every passing day, you continue to waste 30 minutes of my laugh.
Ryan: thank you, shane. [looks into the camera]
After that, El Nun disappeared. Nobody has yet to see her personally, but many say she still roams the islyum. They also say that sometimes Bigfoot visits them at camp sites and raids them for their food, leaving visitors frigten. This case will remain...unsolve.
(fade out)
Happy Halloween everyone. We hope you enjoyed the second part of our Halloween special! There will be some extra special chapters coming soon :)
—Love, TeamKokoTwo
