J: "Stretches with a yawn." Raise your hand if you want to crawl back into bed and go back to sleep but you can't cause you've got to work the day away :P

Mina's version is under LynxbyLynx titled "Transfan Mania: Rewrite"

Alex' version is under my profile titled "Bridge to No Where"

Disclaimer: Hasbro owns Transformers.


The beautiful thing with being a light weight sleeper was that the person usually woke up first. Only problem with Jenna waking up first was that her memory on what happened before going to sleep usually didn't kick in until she was standing. So when Jenna woke up laying in what looked like a prisoner cell she acted first and thought later. Moving too quickly for her sleeping body parts Jenna sat bolt up right and rolled off the bed entirely. "Owwwww. Why do I never fall out of a bed onto a floor covered in carpet?"

Creaking from the bed/cot next to hers indicated a shifting body, Mina leaned her head over the edge to look down at Jenna blankly for a second, then, "Are you usually this noisy when you wake up?"

"Only when I roll off the bed…which is becoming often these days…Mina…Where are we?" Jenna slowly with a pained face sat up and observed the room more closely. It was a room just big enough for their two cots a tiny little dresser for personal little items and two doors. The walls and floor were stone. Last thing Jenna had memory of was falling asleep in the back of Ratchet.

Spreading her limbs out spread eagle either to be random or actually wake herself up more Mina answered with a yawn, "Best guess is the human brig…do you sleep walk or talk or anything? Cause I'm a motionless log, so if this is the brig, it's your fault and I somehow got dragged in here too…Or it's revenge for making them actually run after me…That was fun, you should try it."

Feeling sore all over Jenna managed to get up enough to sit on her cot-bed. Making a face at Mina Jenna snorted, "You seem to be forgetting that unless I'm being chased by something trying to kill me, I can't run worth slag. Alex had to carry me even during a scenario such as that! Speaking of brother dearest, wonder what he's doing."

A knock on the door on the right hand wall and Alex's voice answered her question," Morning…or evening! You two ready to get interrogated and everything?" Mina loudly groaned and Jenna dramatically flopped onto her back.

Outside the door in the hallway Alex rolled his eyes, in his mind both of his spark sisters were cursing at the ridiculous notion of having to actually do something upon just waking up. Crossing his arms and leaning on the wall next to the door he told them both, 'Would it make any difference to know that we can eat first. I've been reassured that it's real food too.'

'…FIIIIINE!' This chorused response made Alex wince a bit but smile confidently at Major Lennox and Epps who had been with him since he wandered into the hallway. He'd woken up in a near panic when he found himself on a cot in a room by himself, he'd woken up when feeling a wave of fear through the bond. He almost kicked the door down when he couldn't get the door knob to turn right away. Will and Epps had just been about to wake him up. Seeing his frantic expression they reassured him that his friends, he had to restrain from correcting them, were in the room two doors down.

Shuffling, creaking, and mutterings were heard before the door opened. Jenna was rubbing her eyes and Mina looked ready to duke it out with Epps. "How are you two feeling?" Will caught both girls wincing just a bit when moving, Alex had been doing the same.

" Personally I feel like I've had a sledge hammer swung at my back a few times, and then rolled over a bed of nails. You ever had tranquilizer darts shot into your back? It feels like rolling over a bed of nails." Jenna enjoyed being descriptive and exaggerative, Will and Epps gave her sympathetic looks.

"I can top that. I was fraggin electrocuted for Primus' sake! Rumble threw a metal net over me and next thing I know BZZZZT! My fingers are still twitchy from it, see?" Mina held up her hand to show her three longest fingers indeed twitching sporadically.

Epps and Will looked to Alex expecting him to have endured worse than both of the females, "I got caught in some kind of rubber net soaked in chloroform. My back is pretty scratched up though, I'm thinking Ravage dragged me along the roads or something."

Technically Will had been told all this once already back when they'd first found the three strangers. Hearing it like this really focused Will onto how much hell they'd endured to get from point A to their present location. "Right, I think you three should get a proper look over by Ratchet before we do anything else."

"NO!" The quick little yip from Jenna had Alex giving her a dark suspicious look and Mina nodded in agreement. She didn't have too much of an appetite, but nibbling on something would be better than being nagged by Ratchet.

Laughing nervously Jenna covered for herself, "I really need to eat, I get nauseous if I don't eat enough around physical activities. Which running away from Barricade counts as." Alex was still suspicious but didn't say anything about it out loud, 'Sis, have you been forgetting to do something the past few days?'

Will had gone along with the reasoning for food and lead them down the hall, Jenna quickly put distance between herself and Alex with Mina right in the middle.

Their little hallway lasted for a rough three minute walk before leading out into a massive familiar hangar. They'd walked out into the communications area that Optimus had more or less told Galloway off in. The three fans smiled drinking it all in. So many other fan fiction writers had put themselves in the same place but they were actually there. Revving engines caused them to jump and look over to where a blue Chevy Volt and Ironhide were inching towards them.

Alex and Mina nudged Jenna on both sides, she poked them both in the ribs in response. The nudging was necessary for Jenna since back in their dimension she had been writing a fan fiction that featured Jolt as a main character. The bots didn't switch to bi-pedal mode likely to be polite and advanced so that they were nearly touching bumpers with Will and Epps. "Should they be out and about like this Will? They have not been proven innocent yet." Ironhide's words wiped off their smiles and gave him raised eyebrows.

"They already know they're being interrogated later." Will did the smallest of eye rolls at his partner's over suspicious outlook. Epps shook his head and went off to take care of other duties.

Jolt moved just a bit closer towards the humans that claimed to be from an alternate dimension, he was curious to see if he could pick out anything proving truth to their claim. As he moved closer Jenna childishly took a step back and behind her taller siblings. Mina fixed Jolt with an uninterested look and bluntly asked, "Is there any reason why you're moving into the personal space bubble?"

Jolt stopped advancing and moved back just a little bit. Ratchet had given him little details about the three discovered humans that had stuck out to him, one being that they seemed to act spark bonded. The shortest one moving behind the taller two and the taller female objecting to the space intrusion as well as the male leaning a little more to his left to block the shorter one more was an example Jolt was seeing for himself. " No, I was just trying to see any evidence of this dimensional travel you claim to have done. You look like regular humans."

" So sorry for looking like a normal person. Tell you what, I'll go super glue something to my arms for your proof." Mina was beginning to get snappy, meaning she was bothered by something other than what was actually starting the bother. 'Down girl, save it for Ironhide and Ratchet. It'll be funnier.' Alex' words didn't help any just earning him a dark glance. Jenna put a reassuring hand on Mina's back, when they got a moment alone in privacy she could properly let loose.

Jolt didn't say anything and rolled away, he had almost commented just as snappishly to the blonde human's retort but had stopped to observe their interactions. The shift of the glance and the small amount of contact had been interesting, it was just as Ratchet had mentioned at the end of his notes. They interacted as if they had a spark bond and the ability to communicate without actually using their voices.

Will had simply watched the exchange between the humans and apprentice medic. Any other human that was meeting the Cybertronians for the first time would flop over their words and shift uncomfortably. These three had been totally calm and Mina had even bitched at Jolt. Ironhide had even remained quiet throughout all this. A small vent of air from his grill was the only indication Will got that Ironhide wasn't too impressed. "Come on, the mess hall is this way." He didn't really know what else he could say to the little group of three so he just lead them on.

As they walked Mina and Jenna turned this way and that to visually take in as much of the base as possible, Alex kept behind them doing his best to memorize which way they were going. He had a good feeling he'd be leading both his sisters through the maze more than once, Jenna probably more so.

They took one more left turn and found themselves in a replica of a high school cafeteria. It was half filled with men and women in their respective uniforms. What each uniform stood for was lost on them. Will took them to the line up where they found their options for food to be fruits, brown sugar oatmeal, toast and scrambled eggs. This selection told them that it was indeed the morning, which just made them wonder how long they'd actually been sleeping for.

Alex took a good heaping of everything, (making Mina and Will wonder if the guy wasn't starved) Jenna took a small bit of oatmeal, an apple and a piece of toast, and Mina took three pieces of toast and lots of the little packages of butter. At the end of the line were drink selections. Alex of course took a near over flowing cup of coffee, Jenna took orange juice and Mina took a small bit of coffee. It was made to look like a full cup due to the amount of cream and sugar.

As they walked over to a table that wasn't occupied Mina and Jenna were acutely aware that a lot of the soldiers were staring, or rather, a lot of male soldiers were staring. Glancing down at their clothes they honestly couldn't blame them. Mina had dirt coating her jeans and her hoodie looked absolutely terrible, not to mention her hair. Jenna was just as bad, her grey cargo pants were torn on the knees, her plain grey t-shirt still felt damp and there were noticeable holes in the back of her leather jacket (that she was beginning to sweat in) her hair had been spared from capture mess up thanks to her hat. Alex was a bit roughed up as well, it really showed on the back of his arms where scraps could be seen but besides that he didn't look too bad. Jenna and Mina figured it was either because of their appearance or them being there in general that had the men staring.

The second they sat down they got to eating. Only after their first bite did the three of them realize that they must have gone without food for at least two days, their food was gone from their plates in close to seven minutes, Alex being the last to finish. Feeling much better Alex turned to Will who had simply watched, "I don't know about them but I'm up for an interrogation."

"I'm good for some Q and A too. Mina?" Jenna looked at Mina who chugged back the last of he coffee. Slamming the cup down and taking on a bad ass expression and tone she replied, "Bring it on!" Jenna giggled as Will held up his hands in a 'okay then' gesture.

What no one had told them was that the interrogations would be done by a random fed as well as having a bot present, or more accurately, a bot's holoform. They were separated into rooms with two way mirrors, sat at a table and faced by their fed wearing his classic black and white suit.

Their reactions varied when the Autobot holoforms came into the room. Mina nearly fell out of her seat when a very gruff, black buzz cut, scarred man came into the room and leaned against the door and fixed her his one good blue eye. Alex' jaw just about hit the table when a gorgeous woman with long brown hair streaked with pink came into the room and casually sat next to the fed. Jenna wasn't sure what to make of an African American male with dread locks, surfer shorts and a blue muscle shirt sitting down across from her and offering what she would call a 'soft' smile.

Later when Will and Epps were telling other soldiers about the interrogations they unanimously agreed that Mina's was the funniest to watch, and thanked Primus they got it on tape to watch again later when they needed a good laugh.


J: Yea I took a bit of Mina's idea with the interrogations, but hers is funnier. You'll see the difference when I post the first interrogation tomorrow.