Sasuke's Day 7
A Little Intro
Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.
His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja
His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said
Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever
Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body
Kabuto brains of the Oro operation
Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober
Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders
Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja
Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head
Random old guy the new Taco Vendor
Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news
And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol
These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha
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Thoughts
*Actions*
(Author Talking)
Singing
Kyuubi Talking
------ Someone being cut off
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Sasuke's Day 7
Random news guy: It seems the cause of this Chibi Crisis still hasn't been found but don—
Naruto: boring *changes channel*
Random fangirl: Come and join WLSFC if you LO—
Sasuke: stupid *changes channel*
Random Yaoi fan girl: OMFG Lets ---
Sasuke/Naruto: hell no *blush and changes channel*
Random old guy: Do you love Taco's do you love feeling Fabulous ---
Sasuke/Naruto: duh who doesn't?
Random old guy: Then come down to Taco Shack of Fab…located in ---
Sasuke: next *changes channel*
Random emo guy: hate life, love to angst all night but no time for your hair, then come buy Night Time Emo Hair Spray. Keeps your hair emo all night
Sasuke: O_O must buy NOW
Naruto: *changes channel* …
Random Person: This time on NSI: Nina Scene Investigation
Naruto: ooohhh love this show
Sasuke: no hate this show, sides All My Ninja's is on
Naruto: really, love that show *changes channel*
On TV
Haku: but Zabuza I love you
Zabuza: *grabs his shoulders* damn it Haku we can't, our love can never be
Haku: but why…you said you loved me too
Zabuza: I do, but… I was hired to kill you…Haku, I'm an assassin
Haku: WTF so…this all was a lie V-V
Zabuza: YES…I mean no…damn it all, it started as a trick but…but I've grown to love you *gets down on one knee* will you marry me?
Will Haku say yes or will this love die young. Stand tuned for the next episode of All my Ninja's
Sasuke: *turns off TV* oh god I hope he says yes *sniffles and wipes wet eyeliner on a tissue*
Naruto: I know…I can't wait for the next episode
Kyuubi: really…you have a serious crisis on your hands….instead of solving it like smart people your just sitting here watching TV
Naruto: Yep ^^
Kyuubi: oh so you've stopped screaming about voices
Naruto: nah I'll scream later
Sasuke: who are you talking to ?_?
Naruto: huh oh the voice in my head
Sasuke:… umm yeah… *scoots away*
Naruto: hey weren't we supposed to be doing something
Sasuke: who knows
Elsewhere
Itachi: *looks at newspaper* hmmm should be around here *looks around and blinks*
Welcome to the Suki Suki Land: Home of the Tailed Beasts
Itachi:…wait the Akatsuki is a freakin theme park
Kisame: umm it used to be
Itachi: *jumps* WTH don't do that shark man….wait I'm now stoned yet….I think
Kisame: Names Kisame…you must be the new guy Uchiha right
Itachi: yep, Itachi Uchiha worlds greatest poke trainer
Kisame: Well welcome to Suki Suki Land
Itachi: about that, you're ad said emo, angst, killing and other cool stuff. All I've seen so far is the cool cloudy outfits
Kisame: yeah well Suki Suki is closed since our tailed beast's attraction ran away and got sealed into those annoying brats, hence the Akatsuki is born. We will take over the ninja world, get our beasts back and kill all those in our way….think you can handle it
Itachi: *sniffles with tears in his eyes* yes, yes I, my Pokemon and sharingan have been waiting for this moment
Back in Leaf River
AKA Konoha
Kyuubi: *sneezes*
Naruto: you're not blessed
Kyuubi: Tha --- wait… damn it
Naruto: gets'em every time
Kyuubi: hmm someone's planning to capture me
Naruto: you can't capture something that doesn't exists
Kyuubi: retard…
Sasuke: idiot who the hell are you talking to
Naruto: The voices in my head
Sasuke: you seriously need to be checked out…soo what else is on TV
Naruto: not sure *changes channel*
On TV
This time on A Flash Back Story: The Uchiha Disaster
Host: Hi I'm your host, as you know the entire Uchiha clan was killed by rogue ninja Itachi Uchiha, only leaving his brother alive. But what started his killing spree…here's Itachi for the answer.
Itachi: hey thanks for having me ^_^ as you know I'm the eldest Uchiha of the greatest Pokemon clan. As the greatest in my family, I felt the need to rid life of their existence, so I challenged all of my clan to a Pokemon Death battle; loser had to return to Pallet Town in shame
Host: wait so you didn't kill them then
Itachi: huh oh I lied to them, after they all lost I stole their Pokemon killed them and left the brat Sasuke alive cause he's really amusing
Host: O_O…
Sasuke: *runs onto stage* Fight me so I can kill you
Itachi: see it's amusing ^_^
Host: *slowly gets off stage* umm yeah
Itachi: you wanna battle then bring it on
Sasuke: oh it's already brought *flips hat to the side and takes out poke ball* I choose you ---
Announcer: Sorry to interrupt this but episode has shut down thanks to PETA Ninja's
Kiba: sorry my ass this battle is OVER
Announcer: give me back my mike
Kiba: hell no *fights for the mike* support PETA Ninja's *dragged out by security*
Off TV
Naruto: o_O
Kyuubi: o_O
Sasuke: what *blinks*
Naruto: dude WTF was that
Sasuke: Obviously Kiba promoting PETA
Kyuubi: some one has issues…and for once it isn't you Naruto
Naruto: yea --- wait what ?_? *shakes head* Sasuke due you're a trainer
Sasuke: no clue what you mean
Naruto: b-but the…and the…
Thus ends Day 7. Itachi lands a job and TV has a strange flare but can you wait for Day 8, will Haku's answer be revealed? Stay tuned next time for Sasuke and Pal's
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TLP: Please read and Review for the sake of my fans *holds up box of Uchiwa fans*
Everyone: O_O#
TLP: what ?_?
Everyone: nothing _
Itachi: hehe I so own Sasuke
Naruto/Orochimaru: THE HELL…I OWN HIM….what no I own him grrrrr
Sasuke:….. idiots
TLP: whaaa can't we all just get the hell along my god
Light: You rang ^^
Everyone:….o-o#
