Sasuke's Day 7

A Little Intro

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

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Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

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Sasuke's Day 7

Random news guy: It seems the cause of this Chibi Crisis still hasn't been found but don—

Naruto: boring *changes channel*

Random fangirl: Come and join WLSFC if you LO—

Sasuke: stupid *changes channel*

Random Yaoi fan girl: OMFG Lets ---

Sasuke/Naruto: hell no *blush and changes channel*

Random old guy: Do you love Taco's do you love feeling Fabulous ---

Sasuke/Naruto: duh who doesn't?

Random old guy: Then come down to Taco Shack of Fab…located in ---

Sasuke: next *changes channel*

Random emo guy: hate life, love to angst all night but no time for your hair, then come buy Night Time Emo Hair Spray. Keeps your hair emo all night

Sasuke: O_O must buy NOW

Naruto: *changes channel* …

Random Person: This time on NSI: Nina Scene Investigation

Naruto: ooohhh love this show

Sasuke: no hate this show, sides All My Ninja's is on

Naruto: really, love that show *changes channel*

On TV

Haku: but Zabuza I love you

Zabuza: *grabs his shoulders* damn it Haku we can't, our love can never be

Haku: but why…you said you loved me too

Zabuza: I do, but… I was hired to kill you…Haku, I'm an assassin

Haku: WTF so…this all was a lie V-V

Zabuza: YES…I mean no…damn it all, it started as a trick but…but I've grown to love you *gets down on one knee* will you marry me?

Will Haku say yes or will this love die young. Stand tuned for the next episode of All my Ninja's

Sasuke: *turns off TV* oh god I hope he says yes *sniffles and wipes wet eyeliner on a tissue*

Naruto: I know…I can't wait for the next episode

Kyuubi: really…you have a serious crisis on your hands….instead of solving it like smart people your just sitting here watching TV

Naruto: Yep ^^

Kyuubi: oh so you've stopped screaming about voices

Naruto: nah I'll scream later

Sasuke: who are you talking to ?_?

Naruto: huh oh the voice in my head

Sasuke:… umm yeah… *scoots away*

Naruto: hey weren't we supposed to be doing something

Sasuke: who knows

Elsewhere

Itachi: *looks at newspaper* hmmm should be around here *looks around and blinks*

Welcome to the Suki Suki Land: Home of the Tailed Beasts

Itachi:…wait the Akatsuki is a freakin theme park

Kisame: umm it used to be

Itachi: *jumps* WTH don't do that shark man….wait I'm now stoned yet….I think

Kisame: Names Kisame…you must be the new guy Uchiha right

Itachi: yep, Itachi Uchiha worlds greatest poke trainer

Kisame: Well welcome to Suki Suki Land

Itachi: about that, you're ad said emo, angst, killing and other cool stuff. All I've seen so far is the cool cloudy outfits

Kisame: yeah well Suki Suki is closed since our tailed beast's attraction ran away and got sealed into those annoying brats, hence the Akatsuki is born. We will take over the ninja world, get our beasts back and kill all those in our way….think you can handle it

Itachi: *sniffles with tears in his eyes* yes, yes I, my Pokemon and sharingan have been waiting for this moment

Back in Leaf River

AKA Konoha

Kyuubi: *sneezes*

Naruto: you're not blessed

Kyuubi: Tha --- wait… damn it

Naruto: gets'em every time

Kyuubi: hmm someone's planning to capture me

Naruto: you can't capture something that doesn't exists

Kyuubi: retard…

Sasuke: idiot who the hell are you talking to

Naruto: The voices in my head

Sasuke: you seriously need to be checked out…soo what else is on TV

Naruto: not sure *changes channel*

On TV

This time on A Flash Back Story: The Uchiha Disaster

Host: Hi I'm your host, as you know the entire Uchiha clan was killed by rogue ninja Itachi Uchiha, only leaving his brother alive. But what started his killing spree…here's Itachi for the answer.

Itachi: hey thanks for having me ^_^ as you know I'm the eldest Uchiha of the greatest Pokemon clan. As the greatest in my family, I felt the need to rid life of their existence, so I challenged all of my clan to a Pokemon Death battle; loser had to return to Pallet Town in shame

Host: wait so you didn't kill them then

Itachi: huh oh I lied to them, after they all lost I stole their Pokemon killed them and left the brat Sasuke alive cause he's really amusing

Host: O_O…

Sasuke: *runs onto stage* Fight me so I can kill you

Itachi: see it's amusing ^_^

Host: *slowly gets off stage* umm yeah

Itachi: you wanna battle then bring it on

Sasuke: oh it's already brought *flips hat to the side and takes out poke ball* I choose you ---

Announcer: Sorry to interrupt this but episode has shut down thanks to PETA Ninja's

Kiba: sorry my ass this battle is OVER

Announcer: give me back my mike

Kiba: hell no *fights for the mike* support PETA Ninja's *dragged out by security*

Off TV

Naruto: o_O

Kyuubi: o_O

Sasuke: what *blinks*

Naruto: dude WTF was that

Sasuke: Obviously Kiba promoting PETA

Kyuubi: some one has issues…and for once it isn't you Naruto

Naruto: yea --- wait what ?_? *shakes head* Sasuke due you're a trainer

Sasuke: no clue what you mean

Naruto: b-but the…and the…

Thus ends Day 7. Itachi lands a job and TV has a strange flare but can you wait for Day 8, will Haku's answer be revealed? Stay tuned next time for Sasuke and Pal's

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TLP: Please read and Review for the sake of my fans *holds up box of Uchiwa fans*

Everyone: O_O#

TLP: what ?_?

Everyone: nothing _

Itachi: hehe I so own Sasuke

Naruto/Orochimaru: THE HELL…I OWN HIM….what no I own him grrrrr

Sasuke:….. idiots

TLP: whaaa can't we all just get the hell along my god

Light: You rang ^^

Everyone:….o-o#