Here is a split one shot for our adorable Andy Domyouji and the handsome, Saruhiko-clone Himori Akiyama! :D
I had a lot of spare time today before class since I'm just doing one actual class today at 1:30 to I figured I'd post this so I can take my sweet time with Mikoto. ;)
By the way, I had a hard time thinking up five different facts about women that men would find scary or even intimidating, so please don't make fun of me! )';
CH VII: Akiyama && Domyouji
Five Reasons Why Women Are Scary
"Alright," Domyouji walked over to a quiet Akiyama, who sat at a table by himself during their lunch period, "So, it took a while, but I was able to write a list as to why women are scary creatures."
Akiyama's brow rose, "And why would you feel the need to write such a thing?"
"The new girl, she scares me," Domyouji admitted with a sheepish smile, "She's just like lieutenant Awashima! Absolutely beautiful, but terrifying! The girl is like another one of Seri!"
"So you created this list because of one woman?" Akiyama narrowed his eyes, "Isn't that a little prejudice against her?"
"No!" Domyouji frowned, "Not at all, just hear me out!"
The darker haired boy shook his head with a sigh, "Well, I suppose you're going to tell me what this list of your is even if I don't wish to know?"
"Of course!" The orange haired soldier grinned and produced a folded piece of paper from the depths of his uniform.
Akiyama watched him and picked at his food while the other man began speaking.
"First reason," Domyouji began, much like he was reciting something in front of a major audience, "They have a superior ability to command attention from the other gender!"
"What's so frightening about that?" Akiyama's brow rose once again, "Lieutenant Awashima and Miss Totchikawa both have higher positions than most of us, so it would be obvious that they would command more attention."
"No, no, no! You don't get it!" Domyouji waved his hands drastically in front of him, "I mean other than those two! Think outside of work, Akiyama!"
The elder of the two gave a soft sigh, "Fine, continue."
"Thanks!" Domyouji grinned before reading off another tick from his list, "Reason number two is that women who band together are stronger than even the mafia themselves!"
Akiyama snorted, "I doubt that."
"You don't have much experience with women, do you?" Domyouji eyed him suspiciously.
Akiyama glared at him, "Of course I have experience with women."
"Then you shouldn't be so surprised by this!" The younger of the two flared, "Women are like a pack of wolves! You see them crowding together like wild animals and when they strike, they strike as one!"
"This is ridiculous," Akiyama muttered and stood up, "We're done. Go bother someone else."
"But I haven't finished my list yet!" Came the whined response.
Akiyama grunted and began walking away, only to hear the footsteps of his partner fast approaching.
"Reason number three," Domyouji continued without Akiyama's regard, "They are mysterious, majestic creatures with minds like they've lived a thousand lives."
Akiyama eyed him, "What in the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"Have you ever noticed they have a conversation, both good and bad outcomes, already processed and ready to go before us men can formulate a real response?" Domyouji looked up at him, "That in itself is a terrifying trait."
Akiyama sighed, "That's because women spend more time wonder what their men aren't doing on their own time. Most of the ladies I have encountered are too busy wondering if their partner has been cheating or what he will be delivering to them before their date."
"So harsh~" Domyouji grinned before looking down at his list, "Reason number four, they have no real control over their emotions!"
"Couldn't you categorize that one with the first trait on your list?" Akiyama's brow rose, "Or were you running out of things to list?"
Domyouji shook his head, "Not at all!" He continued to walk in pace beside his partner and looked up at him, "Women tend to feed off each others emotions, and heaven forbid they fight with their man! A woman scorned with fury against us lowly males is truly a frightening sight. They almost always win every single argument with their fiery tempers alone!"
"What in the hell are you two talking about?"
Both turned to see Fushimi walking towards them, when Domyouji spun on his heel and briskly walked over to the tall commander.
"I have a list of five reasons why women are terrifying creatures."
Fushimi eyed him and then looked at Akiyama, who merely shrugged in reply to his questioning gaze, before turning his attention back to their newest, youngest member of Scepter 4.
"Is that so?" Fushimi snatched the page from the orange haired man who gave a flustered cry and quickly scanned over the pages contents, "These aren't exactly strong points, Domyouji."
"Not all of them, no, but for the most part it's all true!" He defended, "You have experience with women, right?! So even you can attest to some of my points!"
Fushimi rolled his eyes and handed the paper back, "Of course I have experience with women. If I didn't, I wouldn't exactly know how to treat my woman right now, would I?"
"You have a girlfriend?!" Domyouji's eyes sparkled, "I always knew our third in command was a lady killer like our Blue King!"
Akiyama sighed deeply and slapped his palm to his forehead at the scene, "Sir, shall we return to our posts and continue our work?"
"I'm not a lady killer and I'm certainly not like him," Fushimi muttered through clenched teeth before brushing passed the excited man to his more calm companion, "As you wish, Akiyama. Lets leave him to his own devices."
"But wait!" Domyouji frowned and ran after the two, "You haven't heard the last reason yet!"
"And we're not interested," Akiyama quickly responded."
Not taking his quick and blunt answer to heart, Domyouji held up his paper and prepared to read off the last tick. Unknown to him, the two in front strained to hear what he had to say however, their pride kept them from turning around to show their interest.
"Reason number five," Domyouji began, "This being the most important reason of all..."
Both Akiyama and Fushimi tensed as they waited for the man behind them to finally reveal the last point.
"Women who are the most silent, closed off and keep to themselves, are the ones to be feared."
Both Akiyama and Fushimi twitched at his obvious statement.
Akiyama was the first to turn and face Domyouji, "Did you even consider thinking up any real reasons why females are terrifying? All you've done is point out the obvious that separates them from men, nothing else."
"But these are all true!" Domyouji frowned, "How could you be so cruel, Akiyama?"
"Easy," He narrowed his eyes.
"What seems to be the problem, boys?"
Three sets of eyes landed on a shorter, petite woman whom had her arms folded neatly underneath her rather large bust (seems to be a trend with women in Scepter 4), "Well?"
"Ahh, Miss Totchikawa!" Domyouji smiled and bowed politely, "Have you been here for long?"
"Long enough to know what you boys are talking about?" She offered them a smile and stepped forward, "Perhaps asking a female directly instead of listing off ridiculous reasons to why my gender is so scary to you?"
"You would actually answer my questions?" Domyouji's eyes went wide and the smile on his face grew.
SMACK.
Totchikawa's fist landed on top of Domyouji's head as she grinned, "No, but now at least you have your answer!"
So, not my best but I plan on doing one for Domyouji by himself later on! Akiyama has to be handled delicately as I feel his character would be a little more difficult to incorporate into a relationship due to the fact he's a little more dedicated to his work than a lot of the others. LOOL
Next up... Is Mikoto... And OMFG I'm so excited! :)
Also! With Mikoto's update, comes the rating change to M, so if that doesn't give you a hint, I dunno what will. Consider it a gift for all your patience with me! ;)
~ Kayori, out!
