Scene 7: in which Snow White would not be jealous

'If you think I'm going to kiss you,' Sanzo said, 'you are incredibly mistaken.'

Goku's features remained still and pale.

Curse the ape for getting ideas. Curse those two for coercing him into this.

'I would rather die than kiss you,' he continued, really getting into his stride. 'Even though you're cute, and you melt my frozen heart, I won't ever let myself get attached. Love hurts. I hate the rain. I loathe you, despise you, will never enter into any kind of relationship with you. These are concrete facts, not open to discussion. Got it?'

Goku snored. Sanzo gave up.

This was all that damn fanfiction's fault. Goku had been perfectly normal until he'd read that…thing…(and he was going to kill Hakkai for letting him read it).

Still, now that Goku was in its thrall, he could do nothing but what the story required, and Hakkai and Gojyo had both firmly refused.

The story demanded it.

He would have to do it.

Steeling himself, he leaned down slowly and gently pressed……

A meatbun to those slack lips.

Goku woke. 'Sanzo! I'm hungry!' he said delightedly, and tore into the meatbun.

The blond hit him once, hard, and stalked out of the room.