Erk! I can't believe myself! DX I'm so sorry! It's been 2-3 months since I've last done ANYTHING on this thing! Oh Goddy God I'm really sorry!
Though it is a good sign that I DID update when ah did. I've got new inspiration my reader-sans! And it's come from a verrrrrry reliable source. Writer's block has been shot in the head with a rifle :YAY: an' I've settled into year 9 properly now, so me schedule whatsit ma jibber is all sorted now.
REVIEWERS! Whom I love and want kids with 8D
PsychoRyko: XD! Oh yer poor sister :laughs maniacally: An thanks a bunch for being me beta reader! Er, I didn't send this to you because I wanted to update faster - but I will send you stuff when I finish writing the next chappie X3 Oh, an' a lemon chapter would be quite appealing lol I'd really appreciate it :huggles:
Shipping-Slob: lol methinks Lust loves you too XD! Thanks!
rei-chan: Awww thanks :blushes like a freaking beetroot: that really made me grin XD :clings:
Smart dude: Hehe yep! I might fork the RobinxBeastBoy thing into another fanfic… depending on what people want :smiles: an' grag grarg (myeh) is an expression I often use to fume XDDDD
Iamet: XD! I'm writing as much as I can m'love! Which is a wee bit crap but ya know… X3
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EXPLODING MUSHROOMS
Yeah… XD
Wise Sage 3: lol your review made ma ponder a bit m'dear… I'm not entirely sure what ya mean by demoted… but erm… I'm sorry that it happened :hugs: if I sound stupid, let me know m'kay?
Fred: wooooo even better! XD! Thanks for reviewing m'love!
GirlsAreMeanies: Oh God shucks :blushes: you really made me smile m'dear :cuddles: thank you so much for saying that! I might not seem all that grateful, but I am :smiles:
tidus4yuna: Thank you very much! I'll try an' update as fast as I can 8D
I really love you guys. I really do! Just… ya know… knowing that someone actually likes this stuff… it really makes me happy. EEK. I went all mushball-y! XD I'm really trying to get down the chapters faster o.O but with more homework than I'm used to, 'tis a wee bit crappy. Er… I might (like I said above) write a separate fic for Robin and Beast Boy, if it will help to clear up this piece o' meat (fanfic).
Warning: shoujo ai & shounen ai, all the good stuff.
POV: Cyborg
M'kay… so it can't be Robin.
Cyborg leaned against the kitchen counter, a small notepad in his metallic hand; the other held a pen – which he'd scabbed from Robin a while ago. Earlier, he'd doodled pictures of his fellow titans on the notepad's alarming amount of pages. For fun… he'd added a bunch of overly large organs to his comrades… then he crossed them out, fearing for Robin's health.
Large scribbles in BB's crotch could make one wonder however…
The metallic teen sighed, and crossed out Starfire's picture on the notepad. One of 'em blew up my briefs… couldn't be Star. She's too… uh… Starfire-y to do that. Cyborg frowned whilst adding a mini t-car in the corner of one page. Raven? Hmm… her powers coulda' gotten out of control or something. He made a face, Sh'yeah. But what would do that? It's not as if she's in some kind of lesbian relationship with Starfire or something. Cy chuckled then looked at Beast Boy's picture.
And his red eye flared up in apparent realization.
GRARG. Sonnova… he must've peed on my undies or something! He growled for effect, people be sayin' that dog pee is deadly… but they don't know the whole truth!
"Urk! That's a sin ya'll!"
"And doodling uber-massive boobs on Raven's picture isn't?" Yawned BB pleasantly. The green teen had to wake up early in order to make a mad dash out of Robin's room. Haha… Mr. Leader-man had nooooo idea…
And now he was in the kitchen, trying not to look as though he'd slept (XD! No, they didn't do anything lol) with Robin last night.
"YOU!"
Beast Boy had to morph into an ant to escape the fist swung at him. Ha! Rusty butt can't get me now!
Unfortunately, he forgot to change back as Cyborg's foot came hurtling downwards…
…
OMFGOW!
"Booya…"
POV: Robin
Why are you in my head anyhow?
'Because you're mad. MAD I tell you.'
Oh gawd…
'Harrumph… Oh wait!'
Schwa?
'I am your father.'
WHAT?
'Muahaha… just joking. Besides, you love someone.'
Pfeh. I wouldn't say love.
'Shut up. Perhaps not love then, but there is something there.'
I doubt it.
'…'
Ooooh, quiet now are we? I thought you were on the side against me…?
'He didn't look at you, y'know.'
What?
'Stop 'what?'-ing at me.'
Whaaaat?
Robin grinned smugly.
'Sigh… He didn't look at your eyes. That little green man.'
Leprechaun?
'You're a pleb, you know that?'
I have my moments.
'But… he didn't look at your face. He thought that it would be bad… for you. It wouldn't be fair after all.'
Fair?
'Yep. You didn't get to spank him yet.'
…
'You get me?"
I understand. I think. Robin sat up and rubbed his eyes, his hand edging towards his mask a little.
'Good. So long as you know.'
Robin picked up the deceivingly thin piece of material from his bedside table and placed it over his eyes. After quirking it around a bit, he felt as though it were in place and leaned back against the headboard: satisfied. Yeah, I know.
There was a comfortable silence as the voice in Robin's head seemed to calm down a little, having done its apparent objective.
'I'm going to go now, m'kay? Erm… avoid masturbation, don't do drugs, shower everyday… all that jazz.'
…What?
'There you go again. It's what the T.V people say after popular shows end. You know… a good boot up the bum for kiddies in the right direction. Ta-ta!'
Robin blinked several times and pushed the covers away from his form. Well… that was decidedly random. With a yawn, he pulled his legs out from under the sheets and placed them comfortably in a pair of bunny slippers that Star had got for him last year. He grimaced at the memory. Sh'yeah, he could definitely see how much Starfire had liked him back then. She had treated him with respect and viewed him as a sort of best friend-to-be-boyfriend. Gawd… nah… the boy wonder wasn't as oblivious as he seemed.
Hmm, apparently Starfire had gotten over him pretty quickly. I suppose she likes someone else… wonder who?
Raven always thought him to be very dim at times…
Robin shuffled onward towards the bathroom, a hand running through his sleep-tousled hair. After a masturbation free shower, he got dressed, put a couple of globs of gel in his hair to spiff it up, and opened the door to exit his room.
POV: Raven's emotions
"Hey Caparnicus… do you ever feel as if you're being watched?" Happy waltzed about in a circle, talking to Wise's book - 'Caparnicus' - as if it were a person.
Rage glowered from her place atop a large rock, her four eyes wide and gleaming. "I think… you're retarded." She sighed and sat down, her legs dangling over the edge of the rock. "What's happening to Lust and mini-me? They should be done now."
As if on cue, Lust emerged from the air, a chesire cat grin plastered to her face.
Rage's many eyes tilted to her direction, "What happened now? Did Wise spontaneously combust?"
Her fellow emotion beamed, "Heck no, my annoyingly odd but ridiculously sexy fellow emotion!" Lust put her weight on one leg and rested her hand on her hip. "I had some fun with Robin dear-"
She was cut off by Brave, who stood conveniently behind her. "Urk! I wondered what all that noise was!" Brave slapped her hand over Lust's mouth and grinned awkwardly at Rage and Happy.
Rage growled, streaking towards the pair with alarming speed. "What noise? You didn't RAPE the man, did you? Moron."
Lust ground her behind against Brave's… ahem… sensitive areas. The green entity of Raven loosened her grip on the emotion's face and cringed involuntarily, her face an attractive beetroot type colour. In an instant, Lust bolted forward and slipped her arm around Rage's neck. "Oh heavens no. I don't do rape hon. Just… persuasion… kekekeke…" Her face twisted into a mysterious grin, "All I did was give him a spank in the arse. He thinks he's the new Raven whatsit – with green boy-o as his new love monkey."
Rage growled warningly, but Lust stayed happily where she was.
Brave – while trying not to be red – opened her mouth to speak, "Erm, yes, well." She took a deep breath, "Everyone else has gone to watch Star an' Rae cuddle up… Wise is off somewhere, Timid is… I dunno…"
"Bah humbug! Thinking of that emotion makes me want to slit my wrists…"
Lust drooled. "Hehe… kinky…"
And then…
"Caparnicus! Do you talk to your mother with that mouth!"
POV: Star & Rae
It had been several hours since the pair had awoken and they were still virtually naked within Raven's bed. Not that they were bored; they had each other to talk to… and to do other things with. The empath kept wondering, as she looked into Starfire's lime green eyes, if she could see a flicker of purple within. She could never study the alien's eyes for very long, as the pair would both get embarrassed at each other's proximity and look away, blushing and giggling softly.
Hm… perhaps I shall try a game, Thought Star.
Game…?
Hehe! Yes beloved Raven, a game!
Raven chuckled from her place lying on the bed. Alright. What is it?
There was a mysterious glint in the princess' eyes, Raven caught it, thinking to herself: 'What does it mean…?'
I believe the earth speaking goes: do as I do, not as I say.
Heh. That's a bit wrong Star.
Normally, Starfire would've 'eep'ed then corrected herself… but she only smiled more.
The red head positioned herself above Raven, practically lying on top of her save the inch of space between them. She then wrapped her arms around the telepath, her hands lightly holding onto Raven's shoulders. With a soft smile, Star leaned forward and kissed the purple-haired girl on the lips, lingering for a few seconds before pulling away.
I think I get it… Raven tilted upward, copying Starfire's actions; the only difference being that she was underneath the girl.
Caparnicus!
Shut up, Happy.
Wooo… things are getting HAWT.
Please… give me a bit of privacy. 'Kaythanksbye.
Rave-
Splurt.
Starfire leaned forward once more, this time her whole form was fully against the smaller girl until they were as close as physically possible. The alien pressed her lips against Raven's and pushed her tongue through the light folds. Raven opened her mouth in a small moan, happy to accommodate Star's tongue in her mouth… and almost grunted in disappointment when the tongue in question drifted away.
With a soft giggle, Starfire ran her tongue down the empath's chin, over the slope that was her neck and made a curvy, painfully slow trail down her lover's body…
POV: Raven's emotions
"Hehe! I think Wise died."
The yellow clad version of Raven was in a little ball on the ground, softly singing: "This old man… he played two… he played nick nack on my shoe…"
Timid looked up at the screen, her eyes already beginning to water. "They… t-they… are doing something… aren't they?"
Lust grinned, doing a jig as she spoke, "Yeah! Go Raven! Go go go Raven!"
Rage sat cross legged with her back against a large stone. She hated all the 'happy' running around now. Everyone was dancing, or urinating themselves in bliss. By gods, Happy was happier than usual. Off in her own little corner…
"Raping Caparnicus…" She mumbled to herself.
And then Happy ate Rage.
"This old man… he played two… he played nick nack with my poo…"
"Good God, that's a wee bit graphic…" Mumbled a little voice from Happy's 'stomach'.
Which was really just a tent made out of bits of twig that the strange pink emotion made.
POV: No one in particular
A very dead-looking Beast Boy was lying down on the floor of the living room, with a very pissed-looking Cyborg duelling it out against random racers on the gamestation.
Robin walked in with a yawn and a back scratch, the morning paper tucked under his arm. "Hey everything."
Cyborg growled, but said nothing.
When the boy wonder looked down he got a wee bit of a shock – Beast Boy sort of dead on the floor. He blinked rapidly and bent down to inspect him.
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"ROBIN!"
THUD.
The green titan pounced on the titans' leader in the form of a tiger, pinning him down and purring happily.
"Blarg! What the crap!"
Cyborg paused and looked behind at the two, "He's been waitin' for you Robin. I was gonna warn you… but I got a good couple o' bucks for not sayin' anything. Sooo…" He went back to his game, "It's all good."
"Waiting?" The boy wonder pushed BB off and stood. He took the rolled up paper from under his arm and bopped the tiger on the head with it. Lowering his voice, he leaned down and said something quietly in the beast's ear.
Beast Boy shifted back, blushing madly at the now very smug Robin who winked back in reply. The dark haired boy then walked on to fix breakfast, leaving a very embarrassed greenteen behind.
"I know what you did last night."
YAY! Finally finished this chappie. Again, sorry for the ridiculously late update and I hope to churn out something else within the next week!
Though I can't say ya'll will believe that.
Oh and I'll leave Star and Rae's situation up to your imagination XD
