WARNING writing format change. (To make things easily readable ((sorta)) (((trust these three ways phone things are crazy))) also be prepared for girly gossip and crap like that. Maybe even lesbian sex phone stuff...( jk ).

Sakura: Hello

Hinata: Hi Sakura.

Sakura: Oh Hinata. What's up?

Hinata: I think we already went through that before.

Sakura: Good point. So why are you calling.

Hinata: You never exactly gave me a time to come.

Sakura: OMG we didn't even make one yet!

Hinata: Or a place for that matter.

Sakura: Shit. This calls for three way calling. You call Tenten, and tell her to call Temari. I'll call Ino, and tell her to call Anko.

Hinata: Okay... wait since when is Anko coming?

Sakura: Since the Hokage said we needed supervision.... Kurenai has to come too.

Hinata: So there will be seven people talking on the phone at once?

Sakura: That's the plan.

Sakura: Hey Ino, call Anko.

Ino: Why?

Sakura: Important all girl emergency. Tell Anko to call Kurenai.

Ino: Okay

Tenten: Hello?

Hinata: Hey.

Tenten: Who's speaking?

Hinata: It's me Hinata

Ino: That's you Hinata, what happened to your voice?

Sakura: Looks like our little Hyuga finally hit puberty.

Anko: What is it, I'm busy?

Ino: All the girls. Call Kurenai.

Anko: Why should I? I just said I'm busy

Sakura: All girl emergencies.

Anko: Fine... Humph... stupid brats...

Tenten: Emergency?

Hinata: Yeah. Can you call Temari?

Tenten: Sure. Why didn't you ask before?

Hinata: Cause' everyone else was talking.

Kurenai: Hello. May I ask who's speaking?

Anko: The brats have this 'girl emergency' they have everyone talking.

Temari: What do you all want?

Sakura: It's a girl emergency.

Anko: One of you isn't all weirded out cause you're having your first period is it. Cause' I'll hang up now. I have things to do.

Ino: No it's not. I think... Sakura why did you call everyone.

Sakura: Firstly, Hinata started this and I-

Hinata: don't dump this whole commotion on me!

Kakashi (in background of Anko's phone): Are you coming back to bed?

Kurenai: Was that Kakashi?

Anko: Um... no. (Yelling to Kakashi) shut up!

Iruka: (also in background of Anko's phone) hurry up honey.

Tenten: What the hell is going on over there Anko?

Anko: Nothing.

Temari: OMG you're having a threesome aren't you.

Anko: No...

Hinata: That's really kinky....

Temari: Who the hell is that?

Kurenai: It's Hinata, you know the weirdo shy girl in the white jacket.

Ino: You know. The one who lost to Neji. The guy who lost to Naruto, who kicked Gaara's ass.

Temari: Oh, you mean the weird girl who when she coughed up blood during the exams turned Gaara on?

Hinata: I TURNED GAARA ON!?!?!?!

Temari: It was your blood, not you.

Tenten: That's very creepy...

Anko: You might not have recognized her without the annoying high voice.

Hinata: I thought you went back to bed.

Anko: Shut up.

Hinata: Make me!

Anko: At least my parents aren't siblings.

Hinata: Teme!

Anko: What?! You wanna fight little bitch...

Kurenai: If you all stopped yelling and gossiping, and Sakura told us all what's going on, we could all go back to bed. How 'bout that?

Kakashi: (after stealing phone from Anko) what's a matter? Need to get back to playing with Asuma.

(Cue the other girls squealing in the background)

Kurenai: Shut up! That's not what I meant.

Iruka: (taking phone from Kakashi) Oh my, I didn't even know you were dating.

Hinata: (thinking) Kami, why the hell, are girls so gossipy? I didn't mean to be on the phone so long. Please give me a distraction so I can escape this torture...

Sakura: EVERYONE SHUT UP!

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Sakura: Thank you now-

Neji: (in background of Hinata) Hinata! My cock is stuck in the vacuum hose again.

Well then.....