The Completely Pointless Plotless Fanfic ever!

Hello, folks! This is the very first request chapter ever! Actually, this will be the first on the site but is actually a second version of it. See, there's a story behind this. I had typed the original chapter up and when I went to check on it, I couldn't bring it up because the disc needed formatting all of a sudden. I could retype it but I want to see if I can recover these files on the floppy disc, first. When I do, I will post it up for all to see. It's quite good and It would be a shame to not let you see that. In the meantime, here's a chapter starring Sonic and Shadow, as requested by InuTaiyoukaiGalofDarkAndLight and Ultimate Female! It will contain a lot of copyrighted materiel and as such, I do not own anything of the sort. Enjoy!

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Oo Request Chapter 1: Have Remote, Will Travel! oO

Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehog sat on the sofa in front of the Tv. They had Potato chips, Whoppers (those crazy good malt balls, not the sandwich), and other assorted snacks next to them on the sofa. Tails had left the town for a few days to attend an inventors convention and Sonic had had the house to himself for a few days. He had invited Shadow over for day 2 of their movie viewing party. Shadow got up and put some movies into the 6 disc Dvd player. He closed the lid and it started to load.

"Allright!" He said, clapping his hands, "We ready? We got the snacks? We went to the bathroom?"

"Yep! All set!" Sonic said, popping a pizza roll into his mouth.

"Then let's movie!" Shadow said as he sat down on the sofa next to Sonic. They watched as it finished loading and the movie started up (Never mind the menu.). It was in black and white and a convenience store appeared.

"What year is this movie, again?" Sonic asked Shadow.

"1994." he replied.

"Then why is it in black and white? Is there something up with the Tv?" Sonic asked.

"Nope. It was filmed that way. You must've never seen this movie." Shadow stated, opening a can of pop.

"I guess not. What's it called again?" Sonic wondered.

"Clerks." Shadow simply replied. (A/N: I've never seen it, either. Only the very interesting second one...Now I have. It's cool. Now time to acquire "Clerks X".)

"Oh yeah." Sonic realized. "I've heard of this one. I did watch the quickly canceled animated series, though." Seriously, It was canceled too quickly. They might be bringing another one out, I hope. Anyway, we're straying far from the story. The two Hedgehogs watched the funny antics of Dante, Randell, and my favorite duo, Jay and Silent Bob.

"You know, I've often wondered what it would be like to hang out with them." Shadow told Sonic.

"Yeah. They seem like interesting friends to have." Sonic said. They continued to watch, laughing at parts. "Ooh. Rewind that." Sonic asked Shadow. Shadow clicked but it wouldn't go.

"It's not going." he told him. Sonic thought for a minute then snapped his fingers.

"Hey. I saw a remote up there in Tail's bedroom. Lemme get it." Sonic rushed upstairs and came back down with what seemed like a regular remote. He pressed the Dvd button on it and presses rewind. Once they got to the part they wanted, they played it. A few minutes later, Sonic examined the remote again. There were buttons on the top part of the remote: Tv, VCR, DVD, CD, and INTER. "Hey, Shadow. What does this "INTER" button mean?" he asked his friend.

"I dunno. See what it does." Shadow said, a little interested. Sonic pressed the button and randomly pointed it at the Tv.

What happened next was really strange.

The two Hedgehogs were pulled into some sort of vortex. Around and around they spun and just when they were sure they were going to ralph, their feet found the ground. They stared at each other, seriously confused.

"The heck was that?" Shadow asked.

"Dude, I have no idea. I think I'm going to hurl up everything I've eaten in the last 15 years, though." Sonic replied. They shrugged and lean against a wall, wondering what just happened. A few minutes had passed and they both began to think their surroundings seemed to lack color. Before they could think more about it, two people walked up.

"Um, excuse me, you're in our spot." One of them said. The two Hedgehogs looked up and their eyes widened. One of the pair and long blond hair, wore a black cap, had on a black hoodie and had a tall build while the other one had a black beard, wore a backwards baseball cap over his long black hair, wore a black longcoat and had a bigger build.

"Yo! Didn't you just hear me?" The tall one said louder. "Weird alien looking things..."

The bigger one just looked at them, he looked happy to see Sonic.

"I think I know what's going on." Shadow said to Sonic.

"Yeah. It might have something to do with why everything's in Black and White." Sonic said back, looking at his skin which was indeed not so blue anymore.

"Oh, look at this." The tall one said to the bigger one. "They're color blind too."

The bigger one motioned like he was playing a video game then pointed to Sonic.

"I think he knows you, Sonic." Shadow said to him, smirking. Sonic shook the silent one's hand.

"Nice to meet you." Sonic greeted him. He reached to shake the other ones hand.

"No way, Jose!" The tall one said. "I am not catching a disease from you apparently mute...things. Now, if I have to ask you again to move from our spot just one more time, I will have to go Jackie Chan on your drawf butts!" With that, he started to do fake martial arts moves.

"Um, the actual word you're looking for, Jay, is Hedgehog." Sonic corrected him. Jay stopped and looked at him.

"Hedgehog?" he asked. "Oh! I get it! Mutated alien hedgehogs!"

"Yeah, and you just might be abducted if you don't stop." Shadow said, a little annoyed. "We're just hedgehogs."

"Oh. OK." Jay said, "Hedgehog drawfs?" The two Hedgehogs just walked away.

"Bye, Silent Bob." Shadow said. Silent Bob waved.

"What are they doing here? They should just stay on their own planet and leave us alone." Jay scoffed. Silent Bob shrugged, took out a cigarette, lit up and took a drag.

Sonic and Shadow walked a little ways before they stopped.

"Dude, could we be...?" Sonic asked.

"I think so." Shadow finished. "I mean, the whole place is in Black and White, Jay and Silent Bob is here, and...look over there." He pointed and Sonic looked over to see a convenience store that had a huge sign on the front that read "I assure you we are open!"

"Are you serious?" Sonic asked as they walked up to the Quickstop.

'I hope so." Shadow said. They went in. Inside was the familiar interior. There was the counter with the racks of cigarettes, the snack stand, and the lady pulling out jug after jug of milk from out of the freezer. Sonic and Shadow were looking around. Shadow suddenly smirked. "Look right up there." he said. Sonic looked at the counter and saw Dante Hicks standing behind it.

"Welcome to Quickstop." he greeted them.

"Hey." The Hedgehogs said together.

"Is this place open?" Sonic asked.

"Yeah." Dante said, sort of used to it by now. "What? Are you here for a pack of cigarettes?"

"No, thanks. We don't smoke." Sonic replied

"But I think I will buy something, though." Shadow said and grabbed a bag of chips off of the stand. Sonic did the same thing. As they went up, Randell Graves came in and stopped, staring at the Hedgehogs.

"Hey, Dante!" he said, "Those are the two alien Hedgehog dwarfs those two guys outside told me about." Randell laughed and hold up a peace sign. "Welcome to earth."

"We're just Hedgehogs, thank you." Shadow said.

"Are you going to buy something?" Dante asked.

"Hey. Don't be rude to our guests." Randell said, "They must be really tired traveling several light years to this planet."

"Randell," Shadow said, annoyed, "We are not aliens. Yes, we are hedgehogs and yes, we are not exactly tall but we came from this planet...I think..."

"Oh...OK. I believe you." Randell said, obviously sarcastic.

"We are-" Shadow started but Sonic stopped him.

"Just let it go. They haven't been playing video games lately." With that, they paid for their stuff and left the store. They passed by Jay and Silent Bob.

"Beep boop boop bloop beep boop." Jay waved his fingers on the side of his head as antennas as he made mock alien sounds.

"Jay, cut it out." Bob said, not so silent anymore. Everyone stopped.

"Oh, please." Jay sneered, "Just because he doesn't speak for a while, he thinks it's supposed to have a dramatic impact and stuff."

"It did with me." Shadow said.

"Hey, Sonic. I love your video games." Silent Bob said.

"Hey. Glad you enjoy them." Sonic said back.

"If this is 1994, then you're probably working on 'Sonic and Knuckles' right about now." Shadow said to Sonic.

"Hey, yeah." Sonic remembered. If he were to go to Sega studios right about now, would he see himself younger?

"How did you wind up here?" Silent Bob asked. Before he could answer, they found themselves in the swirling vortex again. Soon, they stopped. The color had returned but they were in a different place. A news station.

"Where are we?" Sonic asked. "It's looks familiar."

"Yeah. Really familiar." Shadow said. They walked around the place, trying to get a clue about their surroundings. They decided to ask a random employer that worked there.

"Where are we?" Sonic asked. The man was chubby and wore a cowboy hat.

"You're at the Channel 4 news station, Kiddo." he said and walked off. The two Hedgehogs sat down to think.

"Wait. Where did I hear of Channel 4 news before?" Shadow asked.

"OK, everyone. It's almost 6 o' clock. Let's go!" Someone shouted. Everyone started to get ready for the day's broadcast. The biggest clue of all came out of the dressing room dressed in a Burgundy suit and had a mustache. Sonic and Shadow looked at each other.

"'Anchorman'!" They shouted in unison.

"Yes. Hello. I'm an Anchorman and he wants to sit in his seat. Let's go. Up." Ron Burgundy said. The two Hedgehogs were sitting at the newsdesk, Sonic in Ron's seat.

"Sorry." They said and got up.

"Hey, let's meet the others!" Shadow said as they walked away from the desk. They found Brick Tamland going over some notes. He started to walk towards the desk when he saw the Hedgehogs. Brick looked scared.

"Ron!" He called out.

"Relax. We're not gonna hurt you." Sonic said but Brick kept calling for help. Ron didn't come but Champ came.

"Hey! You're the...things I saw earlier." he said.

"They're gonna hurt me!" Brick yelled.

"No, they're not. They're just harmless Hedgehogs." Champ said in a fatherly voice.

"I don't know about harmless." Brian Fantana said, walking up to them, "The black one there doesn't look too friendly."

"Well, trust me. I'm as friendly as I can be...unless there are certain situations..." Shadow said.

"Hey! Get away from the freaks and let's go!" Ron shouted from the Newsdesk, Veronica Corningstone beside him.

"And this is one of them." said Shadow, trying to go towards Ron but Sonic was holding him back. They watched as they did the newscast and when it was over, the Anchormen went outside. After a few minutes, Sonic realized something.

"Hey, remember when they had that big 'ol fight in the movie?" he asked.

"Right. They could be having it right now!" Shadow realized. They rushed over to the bridge where the men were just walking up. "Right here!" Shadow whispered to Sonic. The four members of Channel 9, the rival newsteam, soon came riding up on their bikes, circling Ron's team. Pretty soon, they faced each other and after the sizing up, took out their weapons. Soon, Newsteam 2 showed up, then the Public Tv newsteam showed up and then, finally, Spanish Newsteam 8. They were all in a circle.

"Man, this is gonna be good." Sonic said, smiling.

"Yeah. Hey, wanna do something stupid?" Shadow asked, smirking.

"I'm up for stupid." Sonic replied.

"Let's jump right into the fight and help Ron!" Shadow proposed. Sonic nodded and they grabbed each others hands and jumped from the bridge. Before they reached the ground, however, they found themselves in the vortex again. Once they stopped, they didn't feel as sick because they were used to it by now.

"Right when it was gonna get good, too." Sonic said.

"Where are we now?" Shadow wondered. They looked around at their surroundings, which was a cave with spider webs everywhere.

"It looks like a cave." Sonic said.

"What movie has a cave?" Shadow wondered out loud. Their question was answered when they saw a man wearing an archaeologist outfit, a brown fedora and a whip on his side coming in.

"Indiana Jones!" They realized. Indiana had just grabbed the idol and was making his way back out with it. Satipo, the man traveling with Indy was there, too. They got to the gap and Satipo swung across the gap with Indy's whip.

"Give me the whip!" Indy shouted.

"Give me the idol" Satipo bargained. At one point, since I've only seen it once and have no recollection of what happens next, Satipo left, leaving Indy on the other side.

"We'll save you!" Sonic shouted and he and Shadow jumped out.

"Who are you?!" Indy asked, a little perturbed at two hedgehogs jumping out of nowhere.

"We are here to rescue the rescuer!" Sonic said.

"Well, hurry up!" Indy shouted, looking around at the temple falling in. Sonic and Shadow zoomed to the other side and grabbed Indy.

"Allright. On 3." Sonic said.

"3!" They shouted together and jumped over the gap. Just as they over it, they found themselves in the vortex. They landed somewhere else.

"That was a short one." Sonic said.

"That's because the disc always act up on that part." Shadow said.

"Huh?" Sonic asked.

"Don't you realize, Sonic? It was that weird button on that remote that is allowing us to go through the movies in the Dvd player." Shadow explained.

"Wait. You mean to say that that 'INTER' button had something to do with this?" Sonic asked. "Wait! 'INTER'! As in 'INTERact'!" Sonic was wondering what was going on and now It made sense. "So. Where are we now?" he asked while looking around. It was an old castle looking place.

"Don't look now but I think we're in Hogwarts!" Shadow said excitedly. Sure enough, there were the students walking around in their robes, the random ghosts floating around, and the occasional talking portraits. "Dude! I'm gonna go snag a wand!" Shadow said and ran off.

"Be careful or they'll mistake you for a Doxie that has run off!" Sonic called after him. He then decided to go explore the school. After seeing the movies and reading the books, he was actually in Hogwarts! He hoped that The Lord of The Rings was the next one. Middle Earth was in his vacation planner for the longest. Sonic soon came across the dungeons and went down into it. It became cold and damp and there were kids wait outside a door. They stopped talking at once when Sonic came.

"Who are you?" One student, who just happened to be Ron Weasley, asked.

"Hi. I'm Sonic!" he greeted in his usual tone as he reached out for a handshake. No one took it but one person did.

"I'm Harry Potter." he said. Sonic gasped.

"Are you sure?" He asked in a skeptical tone. Harry pulled back his hair to show Sonic the scar. "Cool!" Someone walked down the corridor to them. He had on all black and had a crooked nose. He was none other then Severus Snape.

"Are you a new student?" he asked in a sneering voice.

"Um...well..." Sonic tried to find the answer.

"I suggest you come in. We could use you." Snape said in a dangerously happy tone as he opened the door.

"Um...Ok." Sonic said as he walked inside. He wondered what Snape wanted him for as he looked around the familiar dark and dank classroom. Snape stood up in the front of the room beside Sonic.

"Today, we will make a potion that would make objects transform into other objects. When you are finished with your potions, you will bring them up here and I will test it on this Specimen." Snape pointed to Sonic, who's ears perked up. "You may begin!"

Oh, boy. Sonic thought, And to think I was worried about Shadow. Speaking of Shadow, let's see what he's doing. Shadow was had gone outside onto the Hogwarts grounds and was looking around. He could see a Quidditch game going on in the background as he made his way over to Hagrid's Cabin. Once there, he heard Fang, Hagrid's Dog, barking on the other side of the door. Before Shadow can do anything, he saw the big form of Hagrid coming around the house.

"OI! You get back into yer cage!" he shouted.

"Huh? Cage?" Shadow asked perplexedly.

"Oh. Stubborn, eh?" Hagrid asked and then picked Shadow up and carried him towards a cage.

Dang that Sonic! Shadow thought. Back in Snape's class, The kids had just finished their Potions and were lining up to try it on Sonic.

"Allright. I will now try it on our specimen. This may change it to another object like a blob and we might not be able to change it back. Who knows? It may also have a...deadly effect on it." Snape said, like it had happened before. Sonic gulped.

Hoo kay. This is where we start to have problems. Sonic thought. Snape took an eye dropper and sucked some up. He then held it over Sonic's head and squeezed it. The drop came out in what seems like slow motion. Meanwhile, Hagrid was carrying Shadow to the cage that had mess from another animal/creature. Just as the drop of potion was about to hit Sonic's head and just as Hagrid was going to put Shadow in the cage of doom, the vortex came right on time and as they were swirling around, they couldn't help but cry happy tears. When they landed, they examined their new surrounds.

"Aww. This isn't Middle Earth." Sonic said. Where they were was an underwater lair. A bald man in a gray suit sat in a Chair and a little version of himself in the same was standing there.

"No." Shadow said, "It's 'Austin Powers in Goldmember'." Shadow said. He pointed to where three men where standing. "See? That's his Dad about to be captured." Nigel Powers stood in between two guys holding a gun on him.

"Whoa! Easy peasy, Lemon squeesy!" Nigel told one of them who was about to carry him off.

"Yeah, man! Don't touch him!" Shadow said, just loud enough for everyone to hear. They were hidden.

"Intruders!" Dr. Evil shouted. "We have intruders! Sound the alarm!"

"Wow! I wish Foxy Brown was here. She was hot." Sonic said.

"Ok. I knew I shouldn't have worn this sweater." came a voice from behind them. They turned around and Foxy was standing there taking off a sweater.

"Um...Ok." Shadow said. "Just when is Austin going to get here."

"I'm already here." came another voice from behind them. It was Austin Powers himself.

"Dude. Just fall down." Sonic said quietly. "At least you'll still be alive." The third henchman about to confront Nigel heard him and fell down (A/N: The man was about to still confront him but then heard Sonic. That's why he fell down..).

"Aren't you going to do something?" Shadow asked Austin.

"I'm not supposed to even be here." Austin said.

"Neither am I." Foxy said and they left. Nigel had a tear roll down his cheeks as his was being sent to his cell.

"What about the intruder alert?" The guy with the eyepatch asked.

"Oh." Dr. Evil said. "Intruder alert! Mini me, sound the alarm!" The miniature version of himself started going "Booowooop! Booowoooop!"

"No! Press the button!" Dr. Evil shouted, "Scott, you sound the alarm!" His son started going "Boooowooop! Boooowooooop!" as well.

"No! Will someone just sound the alarm already!" Dr. Evil shouted. Everyone in the submarine went "Boooowooop! Boooowooop!" Sonic and Shadow laughed. Before they could see Dr. Evil's response, the two Hedgehogs were wisked away in the vortex. When they landed, they looked around.

"This is the final movie." Shadow said.

"Where are we?" Sonic asked. His question was answered when someone gave a shrill whistle. They looked over to see Jay and Silent Bob standing by a wall. Silent Bob waved.

"This is 'Clerks II'" Shadow said. They went over to the people.

"Oh, look. The aliens have landed again." Jay said. Silent Bob hit him in the arm.

"You still remember us?" Sonic asked.

"Yeah. about 15 years ago. When you just disappeared in that weird alien transportation thing, Bob was really sad." Jay said. Silent Bob put on a sad face.

"Oh, sorry." Sonic apologized. "We couldn't help it. Buuut, we're back now."

"Yeah." Shadow said.

"Hey. Bob said your game stunk." Jay told Shadow.

"Well, that's what happens when you have a wacky filming schedule, and a crew who decided to have a two week break in the midst of filming." Shadow said (A/N: I haven't played the game yet and I probably would like it but that's what some critics say.). "Why, then, did they wait 'till it was almost the deadline-"

"Go get us something to eat." Jay interrupted.

"Heck no. We aliens don't serve rude humans." Shadow said sarcastically.

"Sonic, would you be a pal and go get us something to eat?" Silent Bob asked.

"Why, sure!" Sonic said. "What are you feeling like?"

"A Calf meal for Jay and a Pig and Cow value meal for me. With extra ketchup." Silent Bob explained.

"Ok. Sure." Sonic said and walked off with Shadow.

"Make sure they put a toy in it!" Jay shouted after them, "A Jr. Frog!" The two men stood there for a moment when Jay looked at Silent Bob.

"What?" He asked.

"You're a real suck up, you know that?" Jay told him. Inside Mooby's, Sonic and Shadow walked up to the counter. While waiting for the cashier, they looked around.

"So, they made a sequel, huh?" Sonic asked.

"Yep!" Shadow replied, "Kevin Smith just may make a third one!" (A/N: I hope!) At that time, Elias walked up to the register.

"Hello. Welcome to Mooby's. May I take your-" Elias stopped when he noticed who the customers were. "Sonic and Shadow!!!!" He screamed.

"Yes. We'd like a-" Shadow started.

"Sonic and Shadow!" Elias screamed again.

"What's going on?" Dante, looking seriously different in appearance, said as he came over. He stopped when he saw the hedgehogs.

"Dante! Sonic and Shadow are here!" Elias said excitedly.

"Oh. I remember them. From nearly 15 years ago. Hey, Becky! Come out here!" Dante called. The manager and his girlfriend, ran out.

"Oh my gosh!" She yelled.

"See? I told you." Dante said, "Now you owe me."

"Fine." Becky pouted then started to unbutton her shirt.

"Um, tonight. Wait 'till tonight." Dante said quickly and she stopped.

"Can I take your order, now?" Elias asked.

"Yeah. We'll have a Calf meal, a-"

"Oh no. We're being abducted again." Randell moaned as he was coming in from the back.

"Randell..." Dante moaned.

"Anyway," Shadow started again, contemplating if he should maim him right there, "We'll have a Calf meal, three Pig and Cow value meals with lots of ketchup, and an order of Moo-sticks."

"Um...How about saying that in English?" Sonic asked.

"So, you want a Mooby's equivalent of a kid's meal, Three Bacon Cheeseburger value meals with extra ketchup, and an order of cheesesticks?" Elias asked.

"Yeah." Shadow replied.

"Oh. That's a relief. I thought I was going to have to say we don't serve Cristalyte or something." Randell said.

"Go fix the food, Randell." Dante told him. Randell went.

"I swear, if I find flies in my stuff, I'll use that as an excuse to maim him." Shadow whispered to Sonic. Outside, the 4 people stood against the wall, eating their food.

"So, what happened to you?" Silent Bob asked Sonic.

"Oh, we just had to go somewhere then. I would've like to have stayed but..." Sonic said.

"Bob cried when you left. He was like "Waaa! Waaa! I wish they didn't have to leave!" Jay mocked Silent Bob crying.

"Jay! No I didn't. Yes, I was sad but..." He stopped when someone came up to them.

"Got that...you know?" The man asked.

"Not now. We have guests." Jay said.

"So? What do they have to do with it?" The man asked.

"They have a lot to do with it now beat it." Silent Bob said. The man went off, mumbling about "Stupid Sony Mascots".

"Yeah, and that's why I'm gonna..." Shadow started.

"Keep cool, Shadow." Sonic said as he put a fry into his mouth.

"So, how is Amy doing, Bob?" Shadow asked, instantly forgetting the past confrontation.

"Yeah. You never talk about her, anymore." Jay said, a little concerned. Silent Bob sighed.

"Well, you really wanna know?" He asked solemnly.

"Kinda. Yeah." Shadow said while Jay nodded.

"Well, it's like this..." But before he can tell the story, the guy from before came up with his friend.

"Hey! These are the guys who refused me service because 'they have guests over'!" The guy said.

"Well, they're right." His friend, who happens to be his girlfriend, said. "You shouldn't be rude to them if they have guests."

"Oh, I hate you!" The man said, running off while crying.

"I'm sorry. He just got out of the...'Happy house'." She apologized and ran off after him.

"Don't worry. There are a lot of people like that around here." Silent Bob said and sipped his drink. Later on, the Hedgehogs knew they had to go so they were saying their goodbyes.

"Allright guys, we're gonna head off." Sonic said.

"Yeah. It's been fun." Shadow said.

"One question. How did you know our names?" Silent Bob wondered.

"Oh, we have our ways." Sonic replied.

"Stalkers..." Jay muttered under his breath.

"Well, looks like our ride's comin'." Shadow said. spotting the vortex in the distance. "We'll probably see each other some other time. It may be a while, though."

"Yeah, but who knows? It may be sooner then you think." Silent Bob said. The vortex came and sweeped up the Hedgehogs for the final time. They left Jay and Silent Bob alone.

"Why did you say that?" Jay asked.

"Just being dramatic." Silent Bob replied, smirking. He knew Jay hated that.

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The two Hedgehogs flew around the vortex until they landed on their couch. They sat there for a moment as the ending credits to "Clerks II" played. They had just had the most interesting trip ever.

"Wow. I can't believe Tails has not shown me this before." Sonic said, holding the remote in hand like it was now a delicate artifact.

"Yeah." Shadow said. "That was pretty sweet."

"Hey, look. I got a message." Sonic said, looking at the answering machine. He pressed the button and it beeped. It was Tails.

"Hey, Sonic. This is Tails. Duh. Anyway, I won't be home for a little longer for I am traveling to Europe seeing as I have won the Invention Convention championship! Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that. Oh, and look in my room. There's something in the top drawer that you may like. Sorry about waiting so late. Later!"

Sonic held up the remote. "Oh, I like it." Shadow took a bag out of his pocket.

"Well, it looks like we have some souvenirs." he said. Sonic reached into his pocket and took out a bag of potato chips. It was the bag they brought when they visited Quickstop only it was in color.

"Cool!" Sonic said.

"Hey, Sonic. Where should we go next?" Shadow asked, putting 6 more discs into the Dvd player.

"There's only one way to find out." Sonic said as he pointed the remote at the audience's view and pressed the button. The screen made a "Tv shutting off" effect and it was black.

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The next morning, Sonic had got up from his bed, wondering if what happened the day before was really a dream. He yawned and scratched himself. Sonic's stomach rumbled so he had decided to go down to the kitchen to get himself an Egg and Sausage Biscuit. Sonic reached the kitchen and stopped at what he saw: Jay and Silent Bob raiding the fridge. They looked up at him.

Sonic gasped. Cut out.

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Well, there it is. The chapter as requested by InuTaiyoukaiGalofDarkAndLight and Ultimate Female. It was fun doing this one as well. Who knows, I may do a follow-up where they go through different Tv shows. And maybe another one where Sonic is trying to put up with Jay and Silent Bob in his house. Those are just thoughts, though. Anyway, I hope you've enjoyed this. As always, your Reviews and Criticism are welcome. As well as your Request chapter ideas. Remember, if it is something I know well, I'll might be able to do it. If not, I'll see what I can do.

Now, before I leave, I'd like to start a Trivia and Notes section in the vein of Neo Namco, another great author. I hope he doesn't mind me doing this. Anyway, here it is.

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NOTES:

-This episode was in production from November 27-29, 2007

-This episode was produced to replace another episode which was slated to air on 11-24-07. The other episode, as told by sources, was postponed due to technical problems. The Author has reported that it will be seen but as of now, it is on hold indefinitely.

-This episode originally aired 11-29-07.

-This episode was based on another Spec Script submitted by InuTaiyoukaiGalofDarkAndLight and Ultimate Female. The episode based on their first one is on hold as of now.

-This episode is ever longer then what The Author had type previously!

-The Author wishes you a (now seriously late) Happy Thanksgiving!

TRIVIA:

-Most of the stars in this episode has starred as themselves. The locations used in their respective movies have been used here, with permission.

-Originally, a music video segment was filmed but was cut for time. As was a James Bond Segment. The Author has reported that it "will be seen, don't worry."

-The other Episode involved Sonic and the Tv as well. This episode is an idea based on it.

-This section has been added to the other chapters of this story.

-On 12-20-07, additional edits were made to the episode, much like when South Park comes on and if there are gaffs in the episode, they will make corrections to it and play that version.

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Yeah, like the note up there said, I may go back and edited this Trivia and notes section in. About the other chapter, I am sorry for the inconvenience but floppy discs are unpredictable. It did come up but I think it had something to do with the fact that I had logged off with the things still up. Oops. Oh well. Now I know why they say you should save it in several places at once.

Anyway, I might do something random for the next Episode and then Finish the main story. 'Till then, goodbye horses. (Yes, I like the Clerks movies now. I'm serious about the 3rd movie. I hope they do make it an-

Sonic: (From another room) You know, we can't leave until you wrap this up. People wanna go home!

Sorry. All right. That wraps it up. 'Till the next!