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Announcer: Lesha, you start in five are you ready yet?
Me: Hold your horses jackass! *grumbles* It takes time getting beautiful
Announcer: *cringes* Someone's in a bad mood…
Me: IT'S CALLED PMS! *throws shoe at announcer*
Announcer: *runs out of the room screaming*
RockerGirl0709: *looks to Pen*
Penguin070594: *looks at rocker*
Tamaki: hey guys what's going on?
Penguin070594: *gets evil glint in eye*
Rockergirl0709: Pen…what are you…
Penguin070594: *shoves Tamaki into dressing room*
Tamaki: Oh hey Lesha *smiles*
Me: WTF! GET OUT OF HERE!! *Fires off MSSH20*
Tamaki: *screaming*
Penguin070594: *laughing his ass off*
Rockergirl0709: Immature much?
Penguin070594: Come on lighten up. I need my fun to
Rockergirl0709: Don't you get enough of that with Takashi?
Penguin070594: sexual and humorous are two totally different things
Tamaki: *claws way out of dressing room*
Rockergirl0709: She's not ready yet is she?
Tamaki: *cries and hides under couch*
Me: *appears out of dressing room* Let's get this show started shall we?
Rockergirl0709 & Penguin070594: *nod head quickly and run to set*
Me: So the first dare is for Benio
Benio: A dare for me?
Me: Yup, you get to go on a lovely date
Benio: What's the catch?
Me: No catch. It's for a heartbroken viewer who needs some love from our lilies.
Benio: it was a man I presume
Me: *nods head*
Benio: No worries maiden! I shall bring you on the best date of your life.
Me: Well then please welcome to the show Plumalchemyst
Plumalchemyst: *walks in sees Kyouya and bursts into tears* KENNETH YOU JERK! *punches Kyouya in the face*
Kyouya: *holds jaw and falls to the ground* Ouch…
Tamaki: DADDY NO! *rushes to his side*
Announcer: Is the whole female race suffering from PMS today?
Me: SHUT UP! *chucks shoe at his head*
Plumalchemyst: *sniffles* I really can't stand jerks like him…
Me: *rubs Plum's back* It's alright Plum. You just forget about stupid ole Kenneth and focus on your date with Benio.
Benio: *smiles lightly and takes Plum into arms* Are you ready maiden?
Plumalchemyst: *nods head and blushes* I'm ready =)
Benio: *takes Plum's hand and walks off set*
Me: HAVE FUN YOU TWO!!
Rockergirl0709: Poor girl…
Me: Boys can be so stupid sometimes
Penguin070594: *nods head* Yeah…
Me & Rockergirl0709: *look at Pen confused*
Penguin070594: We're stupid sometimes…but we're smexy. Isn't that right Takashi? *bites Takashi's ear*
Mori: *bobs head in agreement* Yeah.
Me: Well, since Kyouya has already been dehumanized, how about we make it even worse. Tsuin-chan, would you be a dear and read the next dare from ILuvHikaruAndKaoru?
Rockergirl0709: My pleasure. It says here that you get to hit Kyouya over the head with the new MSSH20
Me: YES!!
Kyouya: O.O *tries to crawl away on belly*
Me: *swings hammer high above head and pounds Kyouya into ground*
Hikaru: *runs and hides*
Kaoru: Hikaru, why are you hiding?
Hikaru: Because knowing Lesha I'll be next
Kaoru: I guess you're right about that…
Penguin070594: Hey Lesha can I read this next one?
Me: Does it further make Kyouya look like a donkey's behind?
Penguin070594: Yup ^-^
Me: Proceed *continues pounding on Kyouya*
Penguin070594: Says here that Yumiko Suou wants to see Kyouya stripped down to his boxers and then Tamaki has to make out with him for ten minutes.
Me: Yumiko, you just made my day *grins evilly*
Kyouya: *sputters from internal damage* Lesha *coughs* What did I do to you?
Me: *taps chin* Let me think *gets into Kyouya's face* YOU RAPED ME YOU ASSHOLE!!
Kyouya: *laughs guiltily* Oh yeah…hehehe…I forgot about that
Me: *takes out scissors*
Kyouya: O.O
Me: *tears suit to shreds*
Kyouya: *standing on boxers looking terribly embarrassed*
Rockergirl0709: *falls onto floor laughing*
Penguin070594: *snickering*
Me: KASANODA!!
Kasanoda: *appears beside me*
Me: Goodie *smiles* Can you shove Kyouya into that closet for me?
Kasanoda: *shrugs shoulders and picks Kyouya up by his boxers*
Me: *looks to Takashi and Pen* Mind throwing Tamaki in there with him?
Mori & Pen: Whatever *drag Tamaki off by his belt loops*
Tamaki: *shoved into closet* Hey Kyouya what are you doing in here?
Kyouya: What's it look like? *applying lipgloss*
Tamaki: You're not gonna…
Kyouya: What better do I have to do for the next ten minutes of my life
Tamaki: Read a book, do jumping jacks, paint a picture…NOT RAPE ME!!
Me: Well, while we wait for the ten minutes to be up, how about someone reads off another dare?
Rockergirl0709: Oh pick me!! *raises hand and jumps up and down*
Me: Alright Tsuin-chan you read off the next one
Rockergirl0709: Yay! Okay the next dare is for Haruhi from Scout357
Haruhi: Oh joy…
Me: *growls* Continue Tsuin-chan ^-^
Rockergirl0709: Says here that Haruhi has to wear a small black string bikini designed by the twins the entire time.
Hikaru & Kaoru: *smirk evilly*
Haruhi: O.o *runs to closet Kyouya and Tamaki are making out in and bangs on the door* LET ME IN YOU BAKAS!!
Kyouya: Little… *mouth is full*
Tamaki: Busy *moans*
Haruhi: O.O
Hikaru & Kaoru: *kidnap Haruhi and drag into dressing room*
Rockergirl0709 & Me: Damn Haruhi is always the lucky one *sighs*
Penguin070594: And that's the reason I'm not in love with those shady twins
Me: *growls and chucks shoe at Pen's head*
Mori: *blocks the shoe*
Pen: TAKASHI!! *glomps Mori* HEY WATCH YOUR AIM THAT WAS A SPIKED HEEL!
Me: *sticks tongue out at Pen*
Haruhi: *appears out of dressing room wearing sexy string bikini*
Everyone: *starts whistling*
Haruhi: *flips them off*
Me: Alright someone pull the boneheads out of the closet we have another dare to do
Rockergirl0709: Pen, I'll let you do the honors *backs away from closet handel slowly*
Penguin070594: Alright I'll do it *bats eyelashes at Mori*
Me: *rolls eyes* Meaning Takashi right?
Penguin070594: *nods head* Yep ^-^
Mori: *sighs and pulls open door exposing naked hosts*
Everyone: O.O
Me: THE DARE SAID MAKEOUT NOT RAPE EACHOTHER!!
Rockergirl0709: I though this show was T rated
Penguin070594: Not anymore…
Kyouya: *clears throat* So do we have some dares or did you just open the door because?
Me: There is a dare here for the entire cast minus the Zuka Club and now Haruhi seeing she has to wear a bikini the entire time
Tamaki: Wait…does this one include
Penguin070594: NUDITY! I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE LOOKING AT TAKASHI!!
Hikaru & Kaoru: *snicker* good thing the two of you are already undressed eh, Tono?
Kyouya: Who's this dare from anyways?
Me: Plumalchemyst *grins*
Kyouya: I'm really starting to hate that chick
Me: She hates you two *takes out MSSH20* ALRIGHT EVERYONE STRIP!
Everyone: *starts stripping*
Rockergirl0709: O.O
Penguin070594: THE FIRST SET OF EYES THAT I SEE FALL ON TAKASHI WILL GET PLUCKED OUT OF THE PERSON'S HEAD!! *climbs on Takashi's shoulders completely nude*
Hikaru & Kaoru: YOU LOOK SO HOT! *point at one another*
Me: Hey Kasanoda mind hitting the 'play' button on that player
Kasanoda: *eyes nearly fall out of head*
Me: Kasanoda? *places hands on hips*
Kasanoda: *nods dumbly as pile of drool drips off lower lip*
Song Streak by Ray Stevens
(Reporter):Hello, everybody, this is your action news reporter with all the newsthat is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. Thereseems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you seewhat happened?(Witness):Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here hecome, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don'tlook, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.(Chorus)Here he comes, look at that, look at thatThere he goes, look at that, look at thatAnd he ain't wearin' no clothesOh, yes, they call him the StreakLook at that, look at thatFastest thing on two feetLook at that, look at thatHe's just as proud as he can beOf his anatomyHe goin' give us a peekOh, yes, they call him the StreakLook at that, look at thatHe likes to show off his physiqueLook at that, look at thatIf there's an audience to be foundHe'll be streakin' aroundInvitin' public critique(Reporter):This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gasstation. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?(Witness):Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appearedout of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn'thave nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was toolate. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front ofthe shock absorbers.(Chorus)He ain't crude, look at that, look at thatHe ain't lewd, look at that, look at thatHe's just in the mood to run in the nudeOh, yes, they call him the StreakLook at that, look at thatHe likes to turn the other cheekLook at that, look at thatHe's always makin' the newsWearin' just his tennis shoesGuess you could call him unique(Reporter):Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, coveringthe disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you seewhat happened?(Witness):Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snowcone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, rightdown the middle of the court. Didn't have on nothing but his PF' a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered upat Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'dalready got a free shot. Grandstandin', right there in front of thehome team.(Chorus) (Witness):Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Here he comes at that, look at that Who's that with him?The fastest thing on two feet Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?Look at that, look at that What do you think you'reHe's just as proud as he can be doin'? You git yourOf his anatomy clothes on!He's gonna give us a peekOh, yes, they call him the Streak Ethel! Where you goin'?Look at that, look at that Ethel, you shamelessHe likes to show off his physique hussy! Say it isn't so,Look at that, look at that Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!If there's an audience to be foundHe'll be streakin' aroundInvitin' public critique
Everyone: *running around completely nude*
Me: *hits stop button on player* Alright you can put your clothes back on now! *looks to Hikaru and Kaoru* Everyone except for the two of you.
Hikaru & Kaoru: Us? *points to self*
Me: Rayne Marie wants the two of you to streak for ten more minutes touching everyone except for each other
Hikaru: *smirks*
Kaoru: *pouts* That's no fun…
Me: If you can make those ten minutes without touching one another there's a little prize involved…
Hikaru & Kaoru: Prize?
Me: Does Twincest appeal to either one of you? *giggles*
Hikaru & Kaoru: *look at one another* We're in!
Me: Well, get going then *points to crowed room*
Hikaru: *slaps my ass* We've already begun
Rockergirl0709: O.O
Penguin070594: *still on Mori's shoulders* Don't let them touch out Takashi!
Mori: *trying to avoid lecherous hands*
Penguin070594: O.O Takashi…that wasn't you was it…
Mori: No…*shifty eyes*
Haruhi: XP BLECK!
Me: *throws shoe* YAOI HATER!!
Haruhi: *hit in the head* Ouch…
Me: Okay I have a dare here from thelemoncakeangel
Rockergirl0709: Okay Tsuin-chan read it
Me: Says here that she wants to see a cute Mori and Hunny scene
Penguin070594: *stammers* what…
Me: You heard me *looks to Mori* Okay Takashi let's make with some kawaii shouen-ai alright?
Mori: *sighs and sits with Hunny*
Hunny: *looks at Mori curiously*
Mori: *notices small bit of frosting on Hunny's lower lip*
Hunny: *takes another bite of chocolate cake*
Mori: *tilts Hunny's chin*
Hunny: Takashi…*drops cake*
Mori: *licks frosting off Hunny's lips*
Hunny: *pulls Mori into kiss*
Penguin070594: t.t Takashi…
Mori: *pulls away and licks lips* Mmm…chocolate
Rockergirl0709: Nii-san?
Penguin070594: *sobbing in Tamaki's usual emo corner*
Me: Ranka, could you fix Pen up for me?
Ranka: Hu? Why me? *points to self*
Me: Well, there's a dare here from Winter Mission. She wants to see Pen is a smexy outfit (chosen by you)
Ranka: *grins broadly* Come on Pen. Takashi won't be able to resist you when I'm done
Penguin070594: Takashi…
Me: Alright while Pen gets cleaned off how about you read off another dare Tsuin-chan
Rockergirl0709: *smiles* Okay! How about a dare from gemstone11?
Me: Sounds good =)
Rockergirl0709: Okay gemstone11 would like Mori to burn all of Hunny's sweets
Me: Well isn't that ironic…
Penguin070594: *bursts out of dressing room wearing only a stripped ebony godfather styled hat, a black thong and matching tie*
Mori: O.O
Penguin070594: O.O *scuffs feet aginst floor* I thought maybe you'd need a light *hands over Bic lighter*
Mori: *ignores lighter and jumps Pen*
Penguin070594: *falls to ground* I thought…but you and Hunny…
Mori: *starts making out with Pen*
Penguin070594: *moaning and arches back*
Mori: *moving down to Pen's middle*
Me: *clears throat* The dare…
Mori: *rolls eyes and without moving away from Pen lights sweets on fire*
Hunny: T.T
Mori: *goes back to seducing Pen*
Penguin070594: *goes back to being pleasured*
Mori & Penguin070594: *making hot Yaoi smut on stage floor*
Me: *taps chin* Hey that reminds me *looks to twins* You two can get dressed now
Hikaru & Kaoru: yes! *scramble into dressing room*
Me: Hikaru, when you're dressed you have to sing Touch My Body by Mariah Carey and then Kaoru you have to jump him
Hikaru & Kaoru: Is this our prize?
Me: Yep ^-^
Hikaru: *steps out of dressing room and takes microphone into hands*
Kaoru: *takes front row seat* Say Lesha, who's this dare from anyways?
Me: Winter Mission ^_^
Kaoru: *writes name down in little black book* Future reference…
Me: Sure…
Hikaru: *begins singing*
MC, you're the place to beOh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeahOh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeahI know that you've been waiting for itI'm waiting tooIn my imagination I'd be all up on youI know you got that fever for meHundred and twoAnd boy I know I feel the sameMy temperature's through the roof[Chorus:]If there's a camera up in hereThen it's gonna leave with meWhen I do (I do)If there's a camera up in hereThen I'd best not catch this flickOn YouTube (YouTube)'Cause if you run your mouth and bragAbout this secret rendezvousI will hunt you down'Cause they be all up in my bidnessLike a Wendy InterviewBut this is privateBetween you and ITouch my bodyPut me on the floorWrestle me aroundPlay with me some moreTouch my bodyThrow me on the bedI just wanna make you feelLike you never my bodyLet me wrap my thighsAll around your waistJust a little tasteTouch my bodyKnow you love my curvesCome on and give me what I deserveAnd touch my you can put me on youLike a brand new white teeI'll hug your body tighterThan my favorite jeansI want you to caress meLike a tropical breezeAnd float away with youIn the Caribbean Sea[Chorus]Touch my bodyPut me on the floorWrestle me aroundPlay with me some moreTouch my bodyThrow me on the bedI just wanna make you feelLike you never my bodyLet me wrap my thighsAll around your waistJust a little tasteTouch my bodyKnow you love my curvesCome on and give me what I deserveAnd touch my body.I'm gonna treat you like a teddy bearYou won't wanna go nowhereIn the lap of luxuryBaby just turn to meYou won't want for nothing boyI will give you plentyTouch my bodyTouch my bodyPut me on the floorWrestle me aroundPlay with me some moreTouch my bodyThrow me on the bedI just wanna make you feelLike you never my bodyLet me wrap my thighsAll around your waistJust a little tasteTouch my bodyKnow you love my curvesCome on and give me what I deserveAnd touch my yeah oh yeah oh yeahOh yeah oh yeahOh oh oh oh yeahTouch my body...
Everyone: O.O
Hikaru: Was it really that bad? *slumps shoulders*
Kaoru: *jumps Hikaru causing him to fall to the floor* THAT WAS AMAZING!
Hikaru: Really? *blushes*
Kaoru: *nods head vigorously*
Hikaru: Well then *smirks* Why don't we play along with the lyrics
Kaoru: You mean…
Hikaru: *leans foreward on elbows and whispers into Kaoru's ear* Touch my body, Kaoru.
Hikaru & Kaoru: *start making hot Yaoi smut next to Pen and Mori*
Me: Hmm… they always seem to do it at the same time
Rockergirl0709: Now that you mention it…I think you're right.
Tamaki: *begins screaming*
Rockergirl0709: *whips around*
Me: WTF IS GOING ON!?
Tamaki: Something touched me…*shivers*
Rockergirl0709: Tono, I don't see anyone over here
Me: Crazy as usual…*turns to walk away*
Tamaki: *shrieks again*
Me: Tono, you're starting to piss me off…
Rockergirl0709: *yelps* WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?
Me: *takes out MSSH20* ALRIGHT WHO TOUCHED TSUIN-CHAN?!
Tamaki and Rockergirl0709: *screaming* LESHA!! IT'S OVER THERE!
Me: *looks over and sees crouching form* What is that?
Figure: Rather who not what *girl who looks like a short female version of Kyouya stands up and walks over and onto the stage*
Tamaki: Why were you scaring us? *cries and hides behind Kyouya*
Figure: I didn't mean to scare Rocker just you *snickers* Thanks for inviting me on the show Lesha
Me: Wait a minute…do I know you? *scratches head*
Figure: *pouts* Danni remember? *crosses arms across chest* How soon you forget le-chan *shakes head*
Me: HEY! WAIT I DO KNOW YOU! YOU'RE D-CHAN!
Danni: Bingo! *laughs* Man you're not even 80 and you're memory is going
Me: *rubs back of neck sheepishly* yeah…hehehe
Rockergirl0709: Tsuin-chan, you know this girl?
Me: Yep ^_^
Danni: How's about I introduce myself. I'm Danni, that's short for Danielle and long for D-chan. Danielle is not my real name of course, and I will not tell you my real name even if you beg. For if I did I would have to kill you; so no guessing.
Everyone: O.O
Penguin070594: *looks up at Danni from floor* So, D-chan, is there any reason in particular as of to why you are here on the show?
Danni: *looks at Lesha* Oi, Lesha did you forget to tell them?
Me: *rubs back of neck sheepishly and twitches* Surprize…hehehe
Everyone: Tell us what?
Danni: That I'm the new co-host for Ouran Truth and Dare!
Everyone: O.O
Me: Be nice to her *threatens group with MSSH20*
Danni: Say Lesha, can I bash the Yaoi hater?
Me: *taps chin* You mean Haruhi right?
Danni: Yep *grins*
Me: *hands Danni a tazer* Knock yourself out
Danni: Alright! *chases after unsuspecting Haruhi*
Me: Well, I guess this is the end of Round 6
Rockergirl0709: We hope you had a good time *smiles*
Penguin070594: I know that I did *bites Takashi's ear*
Danni: *stops chasing Haruhi* Can't wait to see you all next time *goes back to Yaoi hater bashing*
Everyone: PLEASE REVIEW!!
Wow! Another co-host *wipes sweat drop* I hope you all liked Round 6. Listen to the gang and submit those dares. Thanks!!
On another note: If you love Ouran Truth and Dare then you're going to love The Naughty List. It's an M rated version of this show dealing with yaoi/yuri/slash/het and twincest pairings. It's dares and questions all based on smut and provacativeness. It'll be coming soon so keep your eyes peeled. Let me know what u think =)
