Polly, what have you done with Kelly?
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What makes you assume that I have done something to Kelly, Andrea?
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The fact that she's been winding you up and set your favourite textbook on fire.
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That still doesn't mean that I've done something to her.
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I'm not an idiot Polly.
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Kelly is.
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Why is she missing anyway? What did she do that annoyed you so much that you felt the need to kidnap her?
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She murdered my textbook.
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I knew it was that! Zoe owes me some money now.
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Great.
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Kelly was right, you are sarcastic.
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Where has my girlfriend gone Polly?
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I can honestly say that I don't know where she is exactly.
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What have you done to her? I swear to God that if you've murdered her over a stupid textbook, you will feel the wrath of the Emos.
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I'm shaking in fear.
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You really must stop snarling Andrea, she's not dead... I think.
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Polly! Where the hell is she?
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In some under ground bunker on an unknown island near the equator I think, I'm not all that sure. MI7 keep moving her around so it's hard to trace her exact position.
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Bring her back Polly! I want her back in one piece by tomorrow or else.
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Feeling hormonal are we? Maybe this separation will do you both some good.
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Polly. Bring Kelly back.
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If only it was that simple.
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Wait, didn't you say MI7 had her?
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Yes, I do believe that I did say that.
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Why?
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They believe that she's on their most wanted list, that's what the files read anyway.
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So you hack MI7 just to place Kelly on their most wanted list all because she roasted a damn textbook?
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Pretty much.
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You're unbelievable!
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You're secretly thanking me though.
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I am?
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Yes. You've not had to listen to Kelly moaning about her tooth for two days.
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I've not heard Kelly moaning at all.
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I didn't need to know that.
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Bring her back or I'll set you up on a date with Chelsea Parker. I hope you realise that she has been after your affections since you were thirteen.
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Harm me and you won't be seeing Kelly for twenty years.
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Harm Kelly and you'll find yourself married to Chelsea and on honeymoon in some girly salon.
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You wouldn't be able to do that, for starters I'd have to agree and sign the wedding certificate. For future reference, I will never sign that when Chelsea or any other Posh Tart is involved.
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Signatures can forged and drugs can be slipped into your morning drink very easily.
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I'm amazed Andrea, it took you two seconds to set up that damn date. Cancel it and I'll bring Kelly back.
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Done.
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I hope you realise that Celia won't be amused by your actions.
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She'll get over it, I'm sure you can win over.
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And how would I do that?
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Sex. How else?
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You're just like Kelly.
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I can't help it if I have fond memories playing in my brain. I can remember every detail, smell, sight and breath taking groans.
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I don't want to know.
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Yes you do. Kelly told me how you turn on at the sound of sex.
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You and Kelly are just plain sex addicts.
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You used to be a nice girl Andrea, then Kelly rubbed off on you and look what happened.
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I became less innocent and more experienced?
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No. You became smug and a sex addict. I shall have words with that girl.
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Just bring her back in piece and we can forget this whole conversation.
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Gladly. Expect Kelly home tomorrow morning.
And that guys is why we never mess around with Polly's textbook, you may find yourself under arrest if you do. I'm feeling some Kell/Belle but that won't be in this for a while, Kelly's got to be made head girl yet.
Thank you for the reviews guys, I am reading them and I am grinning like that cat from Alice In Wonderland. If I owe you a preview please bear with me, I have to write yet. In the mean time review because exam season ended yesterday?
